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* /Ragequitters: PvX doesn't want to keep your crappy builds here. Honestly, just because a build you THINK is bad is actually really fucking great, don't /ragequit because you're wrong. Pretty much everyone one time or another makes a stupid build. We're not going to soften you up and say it's good, we're gonna say it sucks donkey balls. People aren't always right, especially /ragequitters
 
* /Ragequitters: PvX doesn't want to keep your crappy builds here. Honestly, just because a build you THINK is bad is actually really fucking great, don't /ragequit because you're wrong. Pretty much everyone one time or another makes a stupid build. We're not going to soften you up and say it's good, we're gonna say it sucks donkey balls. People aren't always right, especially /ragequitters
 
* Guild Wars 2: Oh noooo! A-Net is going to fuck this up for realz! Seriously, make Guild Wars 2 like a game that a lot of people play... It's called Guild Wars. Don't go onto the stupid WoW train with having to jump over shit and stuff. Also, the level cap should be 20. It always has been 20. This makes the playing field even for players and lets people meet their max potential quickly so then they can start focusing on tactics and builds then on leveling. It makes Guild Wars fair and enjoyable, not having the fat nerd who reached level 1,337 go around with his pet Polar Bear and practically ass rape everyone and kill Kenny (yes, I've seen the South Park WoW Episode). With that said, the whole "Companions" system will hardly level out the playing field compared to actual levels.
 
* Guild Wars 2: Oh noooo! A-Net is going to fuck this up for realz! Seriously, make Guild Wars 2 like a game that a lot of people play... It's called Guild Wars. Don't go onto the stupid WoW train with having to jump over shit and stuff. Also, the level cap should be 20. It always has been 20. This makes the playing field even for players and lets people meet their max potential quickly so then they can start focusing on tactics and builds then on leveling. It makes Guild Wars fair and enjoyable, not having the fat nerd who reached level 1,337 go around with his pet Polar Bear and practically ass rape everyone and kill Kenny (yes, I've seen the South Park WoW Episode). With that said, the whole "Companions" system will hardly level out the playing field compared to actual levels.
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* Text messaging: Really? I mean, it's good for a one way thing, like basically, for example, saying "Sorry, can't pick you up from school" or a short message, but what's the point of constantly going back and forth? It takes like 5 minutes to make one already incomprehensible sentence while you could just call the person and say that sentence in 2 minutes. Unless you're trying to sneak your conversation on the down low at school or you have some speech impedement, be smart and save the cash and go with actually calling someone.
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* "Spors": "Spors" are basically what I call fake sports. Eating and ping-pong are a few examples. It's basically for stupid people who hate sports to say "yeah, I'm totally an athlete now!" No. Sports are only really the major worldwide ones we know of: Baseball, Basketball, Soccer (Football), Football (American), Golf, Rugby, and other stuff. On the other hand, junk like Lacrosse really isn't.
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* Mike Huckabee: Ew, just ew. I don't even know why he just shot up from the low percentages to being a viable Republican frontrunner, but still. I know he got the Colbert Bump, but still, his points are flawed, and his being a pastor in 3 churches practically speaks for his views on stuff.
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* Democratic Frontliners (Obama and Clinton): Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have basically gotten into a two-way pissing match. Other great candidates such as Dennis Kucinich (who is awesome) and John Edwards are sadly overlooked. No one really knows the 2 frontrunners' views anymore, as news now focuses on "Oh look! Hillary said Barack has bad judgment! Ooooh!"
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* Mormons: What? Jesus was born in America or something? Even as an athiest I think this is just stupid. I think South Park sums it up quite well: "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!"
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* Scientologists: WHAT. THE. FUCK. We all came from some spaceship where are souls went into our asses or something? What the fucking hell is this? And people believe this crap? No, just no. Celebrities join it for... I don't know, but still. Go be an athiest, please.
 
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Welcome to my PvX Page!

I'm welcome to edits or suggestions on any of my builds, so please, feel free to take a look.

My favorite build is probably my Critical Touch. I've done heavy editing on it from what it is on here to what my Assassin uses. It's still the same concept, and works extremely well.

About Me

Faction (Kurzick) This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance.
PvX

This user plays both PvE & PvP.

Way of the Assassin This user thinks Way of the Assassin is an awesome skill
Shadow Prison This user believes Shadow Prison is for newbz.
Assassin-icon This user is an Assassin by nature.
North America 70x40 This user plays for the territory of North America.
Illusionary Weaponry This user uses Illusionary Weaponry in PvE and PvP
1 This user plays Campaign One, Guild Wars Prophecies.
2 This user plays Campaign Two, Guild Wars Factions.
3 This user plays Campaign Three, Guild Wars Nightfall.
AB This user likes to play in Alliance Battles
CM This user likes to play in Competitve Missions
Skillz animation This user has supreme skillz
GoD The user is currently part of the Guild of Deals Guild
GoD This user has been banned 2 times... so far
PvX>GW This user spends more time on PvXWiki then on Guild Wars





First Birthday

Just got my first birthday present on Guild Wars. It was a Fungal Wallow... Wish it was something better, but oh well.

Unused Skill of the Week

Guild of Deals' Unused Skill of the Week

Revive Animal Revive Animal
Resurrect all nearby allied animal companions. They come back to life with 10...77% health.

If anyone has an Unused skill they would like to suggest, post it here.

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Random Builds FTW

Lord of Destruction's Random Build of the Week

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Signet of Judgment Stonesoul Strike Judge's Insight Judge's Intervention optional optional optional Rebirth

Name: Judgment Day

Smite Monk Support: uses Signet of Judgment and Stonesoul Strike to deal damage, and Judge's Insight and Intervention to help party.

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Archer's Signet Penetrating Attack Sundering Attack Concussion Shot Marauder's Shot optional optional optional

Name(s): Archer's Signet Arrow Spammer, Signet of Sudering

Uses Archer's Signet to enable Ranger to spam High-Hitting,High-Energy costing Bow Attacks. If anyone has a Random build they would like to suggest, post it here.

3 =
Assassin's Promise Arcane Echo Ebon Vanguard Assassin Support Ebon Escape Ebon Battle Standard of Wisdom Power Drain Leech Signet Resurrection Signet


Name: Ebon Vanguardian

Usage: Not sure; Probably uses Arcane Echo on Assassin's Promise but not sure from there.

Notes: It truly is a Random builds! ; )

Summited by: Guild of Deals

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4 =
Soul Barbs Barbs Animate Bone Minions Animate Vampiric Horror Infuse Condition Dark Bond Order of Undeath Resurrect


Name: Barbed Minion Spammer

Usage: Summon Minions(Vampric and Other), maintain Dark Bond and Infuse Condition, cast Soul Barbs then Barbs, use OoU to increase damage.

Notes: Use high energy giving equipment and enchanting mods. Dark Bond will send the health you sacrafice to a minion. OoU can be switched with Aura Of the Lich or Jagged Bones. You can add Boon of Creation if your primary is Ritualist.

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Signet of Judgment Bane Signet Spear of Light Banish Spear of Lightning Barbed Spear Swift Javelin Symbol of Wrath


Name(s): Signet of Cretos, Monkey Smiter witha` Spear

Usage: Cast Symbol of Wrath to deal damage to nearby enemies. Smite Enemies with Signet of Judgment, Bane Signet, Spear of Light and Banish. Chuck Spears at enemies while skills recharge or if your low on energy.

Notes: May work good for Mo/P Heros.

Summited by: Griffin and made my one of his guildies named Cretos.

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Unyielding Aura Renew Life Resurrect Rebirth Resurrection Chant Restore Life Vengeance Resurrection Signet


Name: ReZ mE nOw!

Usage: Rez Team

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Enfeeble Atrophy Angorodon's Gaze Awaken the Blood Rend Enchantments Vile Miasma Virulence optional


Name: -1 PRIMARY ATTRIBUTE!!!

Usage: Use Enfeeble and Atrophy, TO ANNOY!! Other skills are fillers and help with Energy management, enchantment removal, health degen, and more conditions.

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Way of the Assassin Critical Eye Way of the Master optional optional Way of Perfection optional optional


Name(s): Way of The Any or Way of The Critical Eye

Optionals: Depends on Secondary

Weapon: Any Physical damaging weapon that fits Secondary Profession(do NOT use daggers[or Way of the Master won't work])

Usage: Use Way of the Assassin, Critical Eye, Way of the Master for a high critical hit chance and energy gain. Way of Perfection for Health. Optionals for more damage.

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Signet of Midnight Stone Daggers Arcane Echo Dragon's Stomp Earthquake Aftershock Earth Attunement Resurrection Signet


Name: MSDS (Midnight Stone Daggers Spammer)

Description: Uses 12 Fast Casting and Stone Daggers' fast Recharge time to inflict massive amounts of damage in little time. The other skills are used for Blinding, KDs and additional damage.

Equipment: Will need high energy Staff/Wand and Focus with 20% HCT for Earth Magic. Also Radiant Runes and Runes of Attunement on Armor.

Usage: Cast Stone Daggers, over and over and over and over again, till your out of energy or enemy is dead. Uses Earthquake or Dragon's Stomp for KD/Interrupt and Aftershock for additional KD damage. Signet of Midnight can be used to blind your enemy(well duh).

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Name: Like A Blind Sniper

Usage: Uses Signet of Midnight & Determined Shot to recharge all skills. It is great with a pet or with Antidote Signet and some Bow attacks

Credit: Swiftslash \\

Thanks this is really a random build!

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Name: Melandru's Resilience

Usage: Uses Melandru's Resilience to obtain increasing health regeneration. Is Highly Universal as it can be used on any Profession.

Warrior Skills:

  • "I Will Survive!"(Primary)

Necro Skills:

  • Chilblains
  • Signet of Agony
  • Verata's Sacrifice(if you plan to be with an MM)
  • Blood Drinker
  • Foul Feast
  • Angorodon's Gaze

Ele Skills:

  • Burning Speed

Monk Skills:

  • Draw Conditions

Paragon Skills:

  • Aggressive Refrain
  • Wearying Spear

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Seeking Blade Ear Bite Signet of Infection Word of Healing Optional Optional Optional Optional


Name: Word of Seeking Infection

Usage: Make Enemy Bleed and use Signet of Infection to Disease Enemies.

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Jagged Bones Animate Shambling Horror Death Nova Putrid Flesh Consume Corpse Optional Optional Optional


Name(s): Exploding Minions, KA-BOOM

Usage: Summon Shambling Horror, Cast Jagged Bones and Death Nova on it, send it into battle and use Putrid Flesh.

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Magebane Shot Savage Shot distracting Shot Disrupting Shot Antidote Signet Lightning Reflexes Optional Optional


Name: General Hero Interrupt

Usage: None, Hero does the work.

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Glimmer of Light Healing Breeze Heal Other Jamei's Gaze Healing Ribbon Words of Comfort Optional Optional


Name: My Healer Hero

Notes: Use, in my opinion, the best heal spell in the game. If anyone has a Random build they would like to suggest, post it here.


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Weapon of Fury wielder's Strike Hammer Bash Crushing Blow protector's Strike flail rush death Pact Signet


Name: WoF Hammer or WTB For Great Justice

Usage:Basicly writes itself, maintain WoF and commence chain in order on skill bar.

Created, Tested and Failed by The Noob Police If anyone has a Random build they would like to suggest, post it here.


17 =
Burning Arrow Distracting Shot Savage Shot Apply Poison Earthen Shackles Natural Stride Troll Unguent Resurrection Signet


Name: Snaring Arrow

Usage: Cast Earthen Shackles and use Burning Arrow to snare.

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18 =
Iron Palm Mantis Touch Vampiric Assault Assault Enchantments Shameful Fear Nightmare Weapon Feigned Neutrality Shadow Fang


Name: Vampric Assassin

Notes: Difficult to use but has a large spike.

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20 =
"Save Yourselves!" Hundred Blades optional optional Signet of Aggression Enduring Harmony "For Great Justice!" Healing Signet


Name: Godmode Warrior; My Name: Hard Mode Support Warrior

Usage: You figure it out or check here.

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21 =
Vow of Strength Frenzy Rush optional optional Shield of Force Mystic Regeneration Resurrection Signet


Name: Vow of Frenzy

Usage: Cast Vow of Strength and attack!! Use Mystic Regeneration with other Enchantments for self-healing.

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22 =
Protective Spirit Healing Breeze Glyph of Renewal Sliver Armor Optional Essence Bond Balthazar's Spirit Mending


Name: Silver 55

Usage: Cast Upkeep Enchantments. cast Healing Breeze Protective Spirit and Run into Battle. Activate Glyph of Renewal and then Silver Armor. Reactvate Glyph of Renewal and Silver Armor before Silver armor ends.

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Avatar of Balthazar Balthazar's Aura Bane Signet Holy Strike Reversal of Damage optional Faithful Intervention Strength of Honor


Name: Holy Damage

Attributes: 10-Smiting Prayers 10-Mysticism 11-Scythe Mastery

Usage: Use AoB and SoH before battle. Just attack normally, using Smites as extra damage.

Optional:

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  • <pvxbig>[[Kirin's Wrath@10]</pvxbig>
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  • <pvxbig>[[Judge's Insight@10]</pvxbig>
  • <pvxbig>[[Balthazar's Rage@10]</pvxbig>

Trivia: Discovered in AB on the date of Friday June 1st, 2008.


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24 =
Blazing Spear Spear of Lightning optional Harrier's Grasp Onslaught Heart of Fury Harrier's Haste Optional


Name: Harrier's Onslaught Spear

Attributes ~ Spear Mastery - 12 ~ Wind Prayers - 10 + 1 + 1 ~ Mysticism - 8 + 1

Optionals:

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  • <pvxbig>[[Disrupting Throw@12]</pvxbig>
  • <pvxbig>[[Swift Javelin@12]</pvxbig>
  • <pvxbig>[[Vicious Attack@12]</pvxbig>

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50 =
Cyclone Axe Enraging Charge Defy Pain Vigorous Spirit Mending Balthazar's Spirit Optional Rebirth


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51 =
Cyclone Axe Enraging Charge Defy Pain Vigorous Spirit Mending Balthazar's Spirit Optional Rebirth

Name: Dave The Great

Uses Totem Axe --- Maintains Defy Pain.

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52 =
Seeking Blade Ear Bite Signet of Infection Word of Healing optional optional optional rebirth

Name: Word Of Seeking Infection

Spread Deisease and keep self alive with Word of Healing.

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Skillz

This was an animated gif I had to make for a school project. If you want to use it, it's "skillz animation.gif". I'd like you too at least give a nod to me for it, it took "skillz."
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Things that annoy me

This is my "pocket On Notice board" basically. Just things that are On Notice.

  • General Unoriginality: If you can't make your own build without having to go with the flow, then shame on you.
  • Shadow Prison Assassins: The hit and run of Guild Wars, easily counterable, all they do is brag about 1 kill and then get p00ned due to lack of any defensive skills whatsoever
  • Bad sportsmanship: Big pet peeve, people run into a game and automatically start bashing the enemy team, every kill they have to go "EAT IT BITCHES!" or something. Really, it's only a game.
  • "Leader" Noobs: Everyone has had one on their PUG, the annoying little kid who thinks they're the boss and keeps saying stupid Pokemon quotes and bad tactical moves. Usually they have bad builds that get them killed in record time and they blame the healers for their inevitable death.
  • Begging: Again, it's just game, you're not living off of it. Seriously, if you're new to the game, learn to make money, don't go into auto-beg mode.
  • The "Buildmasters": I didn't want to write the whole name of what I mean, but basically anyone who thinks their build is superior to all. It's worse if they just picked it off the "Great" catergory and thought "hey, everyone else is using it, why not me!"
  • People who use car horns: Really, all they do is piss off the guy in front of you to make them go even slower, and it doesn't magically make traffic move. Only reason they should be used is to scare the crap out of someone or to scare the crap out of squirrels so they'll move off the road.
  • Squirrels: STOP EATING MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRD SEED!!!! STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CAR!!!!! STOP PAINTING MY TIRES RED!!!!
  • Real low levels at Vizunah Square: I mean, I can get to the level of the average person at Vizunah Square BEFORE I even get to Minister Cho's! Learn to level or go play something like Heroine Hero.
  • Dance Dance Revolution: Ok, go to ANY local dance location persides your living room or your local arcade, and take a look. If you find anyone who dances like they do in DDR, then I will suck your naughty bits (probably not, but you get the metaphor). Also, I mean if you want to get a workout AND play video games, go by a Wii and play WiiBoxing for half an hour a day. Finally, I mean, how do you do a stomping dance to "Video Killed the Radio Star", or for that matter, the list uncomprehensible spazmatic seizure-inducing songs that have no real purpose except the one fast "bump bump bump" beat to them? This game has also created the stereotype that all Japanese/Chinese people are good at DDR... Sadly in my gym class, I found out this is true, thanks to my very Asian friend.
  • Hugh Jackman: If Dr. Cox doesn't like him, why should I?
  • iPhones: Go buy a damn Blackberry that plays music and buy an attatchment for it so it can play videos. Congrats, you saved yourself at least a $100 on that alone. They're overpriced piece of crap iPods that have internet and phone, that SOMETIMES work (they don't have service in Canada and other places). Only for really preppy rich kids whose parents will pay for everything when they grow up and won't let them get anywhere on their own. Congrats, that's my parenting lesson for today.
  • Avatar of Balthazar: Ever notice most unskilled Dervishes go for this skill? It is good, but a little over powered. I mean +40 armor, 33% speed boost, and holy damage? Sure, the holy damage isn't armor ignoring, but still, it deals double against undead. Anyway, people think it's a tank, but it's not. Any Obsidian Tank > Avatar of Balthazar
  • Bad skill nerfs: Some skills/builds deserved a nerf, such as the Shadow Prison build, but still, why kill stuff like Mantra of Recovery, Avatar of Grenth, Deadly Paradox, etc? They were decent skills, and I know the reason they were nerfed: Mantra of Recovery's GvG play (6 second recharging Diversion) made it uber cheap, Avatar of Grenth's instant enchantment removal made it uber cheap, and Deadly Paradox could be used with Arcane Echo and Shadow Form to keep you near-invincible. Still, don't make it hurt me. Just nerf Shadow Form to make it shorter, Avatar of Grenth to remove one enchantment from you and your foe, and Diversion to like a 15 second recharge.
  • Penguins: I hate penguins. Every single type. I hate damn penguin movies where they're like "Yay were cute penguins lets go slide on our bellies and laugh!" Pretty much the good side of global warming: Penguins will probably die.
  • Bears: #1 threat to America.
  • Bad spelling and heavy computer lingo: This is a major pet peeve. People who are like "yo wht up mn? ru der?" Seriously, learn to type well or kill yourself. How lazy do you have to be to not type out simple words? Bad spelling, is just stupid. If you say something like "I weant to da stoer" and you think it's spelled correct, "go to da stoer" and by a rope to hang yourself with, or at least by "Basic English Spelling Course for Asses".
  • Oranges: I've always had a fear of those damn fruits. Almost choked on one when I was little, hence my fear.
  • Republicans: There's 2 types of people in the world: People who are right, or people who get everything wrong. Republicans go under the latter.
  • The term "African-American": No, it's "black." Not all black people are from Africa, so stop putting a stereotype down. Also, I hate it when people are like "Man you're all racist 'cause you're white and calling "African Americans" black." I just stop and go, "no you ass, not all black people are from Africa." Anyway, I can say whatever I want.
  • Stupid people: Go find a jar of peanut butter. Look real closely and look for the label that says "Warning: May contain peanuts". Then clap your hands and say "Thanks, you stupid asses!" Stupid people make this happen because they can't comprehend basic vocabulary and are just generic asses.
  • Larry the Cable Guy: Probably the worst "comedian" ever to live. Just some redneck who talks about "Git R Done" and generally stupid stuff. Anyway, how can he be both a cable guy AND a health inspector in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"?
  • Lack of PvE Mesmer builds: I'm sick of having like 2 Mesmer builds that utilize Mesmer skills (Build: Me/Mo MoR PvE Interrupter and Build: Me/any Ineptitude Spammer). I really want for A-Net to introduce or buff skills so they can be effective in PvE. For example, Energy Surge was great, until it was nerfed. They added Ether Nightmare for I guess degen nuking, but it still doesn't cut it. Mesmers lack proper AoE skills in general, and they need some good skills for PvE.
  • Boredom: Many times I have found myself bored with Guild Wars. Once you get to that boring mission, or once you finish that campaign, you lack stuff to do. Farming is boring, PvP can get boring, and most other stuff is boring.
  • Polymock: I hate this damn mini-game. It's almost impossible to get Summon Mursaat/Ice Imp/Flame Djinn/Naga Shaman without spending way too much money on some damn piece. Honestly, Polymock is completely pointless after you get all the skills from it, hence why buying pieces is stupid. Make Polymock easier and more enjoyable.
  • My internet: My internet was fine until I replaced my modem because my brother was whining about his Xbox Live being choppy. Now what happens? We spend $100 on a modem, he gets good Xbox Live, and I get shitty internet. Constantly choppy, constantly laggy, constantly disconnecting me from Guild Wars, and constantly being a piece of shit. Nice job, guy who made my modem in India/China/Asian-country-that-makes-75%-of-most-products-in-the-world, nice job.
  • The Writer's Strike: Yeah, you have to be all bitchy about "Wahhh, I want more money, wahh wahh wahh!" Boo he freaking doo, as long as you make ample money to feed your family, pay for your living quarters, and do basic stuff, with enough money for just general fun stuff, you're fine. Stop being bitchy and help write the Daily Show/The Colbert Report, or go find someone who can and stab yourself with a picket sign.
  • Too many userboxes: Having a few userboxes to express yourself is fine, but having half the page be full of userboxes? No. Seriously, just put your region, language, alliance, favorite profession, and maybe like 5 extra boxes of fun stuff. You don't need to take any picture, put it in a userbox, and interpret it in some dumbass way.
  • Glacial Stone Farmers: IDK why, but some guy or something decided "hey, let's farm Glacial Stones!" Now we have a billion damn farming builds for farming the same damn thing. I mean, we don't need 5 Dervishes with Vow of Silence and 5 600/Smite teams. They all do the same thing. Stop submitting damn Glacial Stone farming builds and make some other, innovative builds, PvX Community!
  • Bad Monk Smiters: Smiting is bad. End of story. Sure, Zealot's Fire Monks/Ritualists/Elementalists are good, but otherwise Smiting sucks some major donkey balls. We need some type of helpful boost to Smiting to actually make it viable PvE stuff. Now though, Monks who can't learn to smite right are annoying and deal no damage.
  • Guitar Hero: Stupid ass game. Go play real guitar. It's practically DDR for your fingers, and I HATE DDR (as you may know). Seriously, what gratification does playing a fake guitar that isn't even correct (compared to a regular guitar) to a guitar? It should be called "I'm gonna live in my parents basement and leech off of them while I play guitar and try to make it big even though I can't... Hero."
  • Gangstas in non-Gangsta environments: I've seen this before. 3 "homies" walking down the sidewalk, baggy pants, large shirts, doing the Detroit lean variation without the car, acting all cool. Problem is, this is some white ass subarb, not ghetto South Bronx. Seriously, either go to the ghetto or go put on your shorts and collared shirts.
  • Denis Miller: He's a shmuck, end of story. I think it was him (pretty sure) who did that stupid ass joke about a gay guy living in some southern state who was getting ridiculed, and Denis Miller blamed this guy for not moving. So basically he's promoting "don't stand up for what you believe, just run and not do anything!" On top of that, he's not funny.
  • MTV: It used to be good, but now it's just "Rich 16 Year Old Bitch Gets Trashed and Has a Sweet Sixteen" or "Let's Watch This Rich Celebrity Show Off!" Just show good music videos, not crappy ones.
  • Instant Messaging: Really, it's just stupid. Basically for 3 things: Child molesters, nerds wanting to get laid, or people looking for someone who wants to get laid. None of them work. Child molesters deserve to have there privates chopped off, end of story. People wanting to get laid should just find someone they like, get personal, etc...
  • World of Warcraft: I'm not gonna pay $15 a month for a game that's worse and nerdier than Guild Wars!
  • PvX OWN Policy: I know that disliking PvX policies is like playing Devil's Advocate, but I still don't think that this is a logical policy. I think that the original writer of the build has supreme power over it. It's like writing a newspaper article and then someone writing completely over it. I think this needs change, and should be this: "Original authors of a build/article have supreme power over it. Others may put suggestions on the Talk Page, but not directly change the build without the author's permission. People may only make minor changes to the build, such as linking issues and editing errors. Anything else will be considered vandalism and subject to punishment." There, rant on my Talk all you want, but I can have my freedom of speech.
  • Journey to the North: Stupid thing that noobs get so they can go to GWEN. I mean I wanted to go to GWEN so I can escape some noobs, hang around good people, and get cool stuff. But now, especially with the Sneak Peek Weekend, noobs are infesting GWEN. I need to call my exterminator.
  • New rating requirement: WTF? I now need an e-mail address to rate crap? That's BS. I like to keep my e-mail address private, and I've already got it confirmed (I think) yet still I'm unable to make ratings.
  • Dungeons and Dragons: There's a limit I draw to my nerdiness. 2 things go over that rainbow: World of Warcraft, and D&D. Seriously, D&D is damn awful and pointless. I thought Guild Wars wasted my life, but this?
  • /Ragequitters: PvX doesn't want to keep your crappy builds here. Honestly, just because a build you THINK is bad is actually really fucking great, don't /ragequit because you're wrong. Pretty much everyone one time or another makes a stupid build. We're not going to soften you up and say it's good, we're gonna say it sucks donkey balls. People aren't always right, especially /ragequitters
  • Guild Wars 2: Oh noooo! A-Net is going to fuck this up for realz! Seriously, make Guild Wars 2 like a game that a lot of people play... It's called Guild Wars. Don't go onto the stupid WoW train with having to jump over shit and stuff. Also, the level cap should be 20. It always has been 20. This makes the playing field even for players and lets people meet their max potential quickly so then they can start focusing on tactics and builds then on leveling. It makes Guild Wars fair and enjoyable, not having the fat nerd who reached level 1,337 go around with his pet Polar Bear and practically ass rape everyone and kill Kenny (yes, I've seen the South Park WoW Episode). With that said, the whole "Companions" system will hardly level out the playing field compared to actual levels.
  • Text messaging: Really? I mean, it's good for a one way thing, like basically, for example, saying "Sorry, can't pick you up from school" or a short message, but what's the point of constantly going back and forth? It takes like 5 minutes to make one already incomprehensible sentence while you could just call the person and say that sentence in 2 minutes. Unless you're trying to sneak your conversation on the down low at school or you have some speech impedement, be smart and save the cash and go with actually calling someone.
  • "Spors": "Spors" are basically what I call fake sports. Eating and ping-pong are a few examples. It's basically for stupid people who hate sports to say "yeah, I'm totally an athlete now!" No. Sports are only really the major worldwide ones we know of: Baseball, Basketball, Soccer (Football), Football (American), Golf, Rugby, and other stuff. On the other hand, junk like Lacrosse really isn't.
  • Mike Huckabee: Ew, just ew. I don't even know why he just shot up from the low percentages to being a viable Republican frontrunner, but still. I know he got the Colbert Bump, but still, his points are flawed, and his being a pastor in 3 churches practically speaks for his views on stuff.
  • Democratic Frontliners (Obama and Clinton): Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have basically gotten into a two-way pissing match. Other great candidates such as Dennis Kucinich (who is awesome) and John Edwards are sadly overlooked. No one really knows the 2 frontrunners' views anymore, as news now focuses on "Oh look! Hillary said Barack has bad judgment! Ooooh!"
  • Mormons: What? Jesus was born in America or something? Even as an athiest I think this is just stupid. I think South Park sums it up quite well: "Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb!"
  • Scientologists: WHAT. THE. FUCK. We all came from some spaceship where are souls went into our asses or something? What the fucking hell is this? And people believe this crap? No, just no. Celebrities join it for... I don't know, but still. Go be an athiest, please.
  • You: Punk...

Things that don't annoy me

  • William Shatner: He's able to make fun of himself... and make money at the same time. Kudos, Captain Kirk, kudos.
  • Democrats: There's people who get everything right, and people who get everything wrong. Democrats go in the first.
  • Guild Wars: Great game, and I bet that PvX likes it... as they wouldn't be here if it didn't exist.
  • Pool: Another great game. I love to just go to a pool hall, get a soda, play pool until it's too late to play anymore. Fun game to play, great with friends.
  • Innovation: What's the point of playing Guild Wars if all you do is sit there using the same build day after day after day? It's called a game, and games are meant to be fun. The good citizens who add innovative builds (Stuff like Axe Rampage) are the people who make Guild Wars go round.