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WHAT. THE. FUCK. No srsly, shut the fuck up everyone, Igor you need to l2p, the build isn't that good anyway so just put it in other and end it. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:07, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

U run SB pon ur sin? Thats fail, and if u think heroes spamming SB on dieing minions out of battle to heal them with devine favor which they dont have (N/Mo) is good then u fail. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Screw you Igor, this is gud if you change WoH for reapers and run an imbagon. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:10, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Shut up Igor. Please.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 14:12, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
I like mudkips. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:13, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor is bad. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:14, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Im not bad, Im epic, Im a legend, live with it. Besides, everyone are free to say what they whant, Im not an exeption If I think the build is bad I will say so, If I get to be a target of trolling i will defend myself, thats what I did. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:16, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

No, you suck. I own you full stop. At least I have a famous quote floating around PvX. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:19, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Shut up Igor.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 14:17, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
No u, knock it off. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:21, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
You trolled, I told you to stop, and you took it wrong. I fail to see where you were the target of trolling. Rawrawr 14:23, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
I like piplups. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:23, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Everyone in the game is Trolling all the time, why cant I? --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:25, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
becuz ur bad at it? Shut up Igor.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 14:25, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
PS I liek chimchars.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 14:26, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
It seems I am annoying a heck out of u all without much effort, not a bad Troll i am after all, I like it! ^^ --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:27, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Trolling != Asshatery----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 14:28, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
All of u are asshaters, omg... --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:31, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
But page derailment = asshatery. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:31, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Edit conflict sigh.. troll is gud. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:32, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Peace at last? ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:33, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
Peace, what are u about? --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:36, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

screw you

World of Warcraft commonly known as “WoW” is a computer program with drug like effects created by members of Al Qaeda and Cillit Bang. World of Warcraft can also be described as an online roleplaying game, a shared simulated persistent world where fat greasy nerds kill internet dragons for pretend money and experience points that make them strong enough to kill bigger internet dragons. After 90% of the draftable American population have become mind slaves to this game, their large tubby butts and spongy brains will prove comical in the upcoming WWIII. WoW players hide behind the illusion of self worth, which is just their cover up for being lonely, sad freaks with nothing better to do than watch trolls, elves and gimps running around firing balls of light out of their arseholes.

Characters range anywhere from fugly Night Elves, to the even fuglier Tauren. There are no niggers in World of Warcraft, they were all pwned by the mighty BURNING LEGION.

After you have selected your race and class, and are given a quick introduction and your first quest. By the time you turn that quest in and get the second, you'll quickly realize what you'll be doing the majority of the game.

A character gains experience by questing (killing mobs over and over for experience), grinding (killing mobs over and over for experience), or just being lazy and following someone around 'Leeching' (watching them kill mobs over and over for experience). This involves venturing through eight surreal worlds with eerie dream-like levels inhabited by bizarre monsters and retired runescape players.

After reaching the highest level, players must join large groups called "guilds" to defeat the most difficult monsters. This is called raiding. Raiding guilds are filled with broken, socially stunted virgins who spend hours each day going through the same dungeons over and over again, because the most prestigious and desirable virtual cartoon swords are in the monsters' treasure less than 10 percent of the time. Needless to say, the possibilities for lol-worthy drama are immense.

How to Succeed at World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.

2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

3. ????

4. Profit!

Races

The Alliance

The Alliance mainly consists of immature players under 13, meaning it is the most chosen faction and theres very little cooperation unless if you pay the little niggers virtual money. Players choose this also because its the only "pretty" race where one doesn't have to feel like the failure fat fuck cake they really are IRL. Additionally, every single time Alliance PvPs is the first time Alliance has ever PvPed. You will lose every single PvP match you will ever fight for the next 3 years in a row.

   * Humans - The only available race where players can feel safe without having to know they aren't some other retarded mutant. The staple race of noobs.
   * Dwarves - Angry and short drunken Scottish type men on steroids. These are played by people who like to have big beards and tiny heads.
   * Gnomes - This race is commonly played by players under the age of 10. This race features tiny people whom you are able to perform quick anal insertion on when they are AFK and end up in your asshole, increasing your statz!
   * Night Elves - The whores of the warcraft world. The closest thing Blizzard has gotten to anime in order to increase sales due to all the stupid Naruto fanboys out there. Mostly played as female by men to get attention from other men and epic lewt under the guise of being a hot myspace whore.
   * Draenei -The new expansion race gives the Alliance big blue niggers with penis-tails as their beard. 

The Horde

The more experienced players choose the uglier, but proud race. Everyone who plays this faction is around 25-79 years old, and is probably a furry. Otherwise they are people who play this game extremely seriously, like they were paid to play it and harp on people in Ventrillo to not use swear words. That is silly, you would only be paid if you spoke Korean Chinese and played WoW at the same time (an impossible proposition). If you wish to be invisible in PvP, roll a healing class and you will never be attacked by Alliance. This is because killing the healer first is a valid strategy, but since Alliance is fucktarded, Horde healers are immortal and invisible at the same time.

   * Orcs - Orcs are big, have an out of the ordinary skin color, and prone to anally rape small moving things with battle axes. Players who use this race are the complete opposite of what orcs are.
   * Trolls - Not anything like the Interweb trolls. These motherfuckers have tusks the size of a black penis on their face and ride raptors. They also like to get high off of a substance called mojo.
   * Undead - Goths use these, period.
   * Tauren - This race is the ideal race for furries. The males are furry fat men IRL, while the female tauren are almost ALWAYS played by fat women men.
   * Blood Elves -The new expansion race for the Horde features blood elves. The males look like a cross between rejected Sephiroth/Dragonball Z fanart and the females are anorexic Paris Hiltons. This is the most fagadelic race to pick (one cannot spell blood elf without saying cocksucker), so you would expect gaiafags and weeaboos giving them KAWAII Japanese names they carefully copied and spelled out from anime websites more than half the time. About 18 seconds after they were released some faggot thought it would be original to name his Blood Elf "Legolas." Since then, every fucking moron has tried to do the same thing. 

Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

   * Warrior- All you do is melee combat things for countless hours of your life, nothing more.
   * Paladin- The first class available to every player who just bought the game. You can be strong AND heal yourself! It's the Pope with a stallion cock. No one likes it when you do damage or act as the meat shield, everyone will ALWAYS expect you to heal, even though you fail at it 120%.
   * Hunter- You capture poor, defenseless animals and make them your slave. It's also the base of every argument on thottbot.com to dictate that every weapon is a "Hunter Weapon".
   * Priest- The whiny healing bitch. Played only by people who like to attend 80 man raids on a finicky AOL connection.
   * Mage- Only for making food and water for the Koreans,Serves as a vending machine.
   * Shaman- Like BDSM, but with magic. Typically played by dads across the world.
   * Druid- The race where you can become MOAR FURRY, or otherwise just serve as another healing bitch.
   * Warlock- Like Hunters, but more satanic. If you enjoy not needing an ounce of skill in this already skill-less game, then warlock is for you. Requires extensive face-to-keyboard connection to win w/ a warlock. Usually played by trenchcoat-wearing goth sodomites.
   * Rogue- These are the official back stabbing whores of the game, this class is usually played be stupid hyperactive basement dwellers who forgot to take their pills. They are also enormous control freaks who will do anything to complain about their class, even though they are by far the most powerful. Seeing a rogue usually means you've been drinking too much or you're a WoW addict.
   * Leeroy Jenkins- Although not an actual class these people are known for being fucktards and pedophiles who only subscribe to the world of warcraft for some cheap porn and to make Jew tube videos 

WoW "celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There's this big emo fag by the name of Rixen who trolls the Tichondrius forums. I mean seriously this guy has no life. All he does is troll like a lil' bitch. Check out the forums. He's always there. How can you kill that which has no life, right? This faggot thinks he's funny and unique. He displays high self-esteem in the forums but he's just a loser in real life. Theres also this fatass named Tab who also trolls the Tichondrius forums. Could Tab and Rixen be gay lovers? WoW celebrities like Ming, Serreni, Vinkar, Beyondskill, Troxed and Neiylo are some sad, pathetic, virgin retards who gain self-worth through an animated game. Poor guys.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers collective basement, everyone mocks them they flex their e-peen hoping to one day see a real life vagina. The current theory is that WoW forum trolls begin on their own servers forums and then "graduate" to the General forum, wherein they can compete to see who'll never get a blowjob. If these faggots are celebrities, lets hope they all share an AIDS infected needle and die.

Sex

Although WoWers never engage in sex IRL, they often “Pwn” or “gank” each other within the game when not standing around cities shouting "LFG..." or "WTS...". PVP has become such a dominant force in WoW that new PVP servers are being opened all the time, including RP-PVP servers. The only way most WoW players could ever get laid The only way most WoW players could ever get laid

One of the reasons WoWers abstain from sex is that they prefer to be with “their own kind”, but since WoWers rarely leave their homes, such meetings are essentially non-existent. Of course, they don't actually know how to have sex, so it doesn't matter. Furthermore, since it is impossible to play WoW and have sex at the same time (as PVP requires the use of all limbs, including the penis), it is unlikely that any WoW player would ever successfully copulate assuming they comprehended the task before them.

WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

The evil Al-Qaeda creators of WoW are also staunch proponents of man-animal love. One WoW player was once quoted as saying "this is my cow I love him very much." and "OMFGzzzz I FUXXZING LUVV COWZ LULZ!!!11oneone". The average WoW player's animal desires may be a major reason as to why everyone hates them.

Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:29, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

WoW, wtf? I never played anything beside GW in my life tbh so I dont get your point. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:33, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
The point is, World of Warcraft commonly known as “WoW” is a computer program with drug like effects created by members of Al Qaeda and Cillit Bang. World of Warcraft can also be described as an online roleplaying game, a shared simulated persistent world where fat greasy nerds kill internet dragons for pretend money and experience points that make them strong enough to kill bigger internet dragons. After 90% of the draftable American population have become mind slaves to this game, their large tubby butts and spongy brains will prove comical in the upcoming WWIII. WoW players hide behind the illusion of self worth, which is just their cover up for being lonely, sad freaks with nothing better to do than watch trolls, elves and gimps running around firing balls of light out of their arseholes.

Characters range anywhere from fugly Night Elves, to the even fuglier Tauren. There are no niggers in World of Warcraft, they were all pwned by the mighty BURNING LEGION.

After you have selected your race and class, and are given a quick introduction and your first quest. By the time you turn that quest in and get the second, you'll quickly realize what you'll be doing the majority of the game.

A character gains experience by questing (killing mobs over and over for experience), grinding (killing mobs over and over for experience), or just being lazy and following someone around 'Leeching' (watching them kill mobs over and over for experience). This involves venturing through eight surreal worlds with eerie dream-like levels inhabited by bizarre monsters and retired runescape players.

After reaching the highest level, players must join large groups called "guilds" to defeat the most difficult monsters. This is called raiding. Raiding guilds are filled with broken, socially stunted virgins who spend hours each day going through the same dungeons over and over again, because the most prestigious and desirable virtual cartoon swords are in the monsters' treasure less than 10 percent of the time. Needless to say, the possibilities for lol-worthy drama are immense.

How to Succeed at World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.

2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

3. ????

4. Profit!

Races

The Alliance

The Alliance mainly consists of immature players under 13, meaning it is the most chosen faction and theres very little cooperation unless if you pay the little niggers virtual money. Players choose this also because its the only "pretty" race where one doesn't have to feel like the failure fat fuck cake they really are IRL. Additionally, every single time Alliance PvPs is the first time Alliance has ever PvPed. You will lose every single PvP match you will ever fight for the next 3 years in a row.

  * Humans - The only available race where players can feel safe without having to know they aren't some other retarded mutant. The staple race of noobs.
  * Dwarves - Angry and short drunken Scottish type men on steroids. These are played by people who like to have big beards and tiny heads.
  * Gnomes - This race is commonly played by players under the age of 10. This race features tiny people whom you are able to perform quick anal insertion on when they are AFK and end up in your asshole, increasing your statz!
  * Night Elves - The whores of the warcraft world. The closest thing Blizzard has gotten to anime in order to increase sales due to all the stupid Naruto fanboys out there. Mostly played as female by men to get attention from other men and epic lewt under the guise of being a hot myspace whore.
  * Draenei -The new expansion race gives the Alliance big blue niggers with penis-tails as their beard. 

The Horde

The more experienced players choose the uglier, but proud race. Everyone who plays this faction is around 25-79 years old, and is probably a furry. Otherwise they are people who play this game extremely seriously, like they were paid to play it and harp on people in Ventrillo to not use swear words. That is silly, you would only be paid if you spoke Korean Chinese and played WoW at the same time (an impossible proposition). If you wish to be invisible in PvP, roll a healing class and you will never be attacked by Alliance. This is because killing the healer first is a valid strategy, but since Alliance is fucktarded, Horde healers are immortal and invisible at the same time.

  * Orcs - Orcs are big, have an out of the ordinary skin color, and prone to anally rape small moving things with battle axes. Players who use this race are the complete opposite of what orcs are.
  * Trolls - Not anything like the Interweb trolls. These motherfuckers have tusks the size of a black penis on their face and ride raptors. They also like to get high off of a substance called mojo.
  * Undead - Goths use these, period.
  * Tauren - This race is the ideal race for furries. The males are furry fat men IRL, while the female tauren are almost ALWAYS played by fat women men.
  * Blood Elves -The new expansion race for the Horde features blood elves. The males look like a cross between rejected Sephiroth/Dragonball Z fanart and the females are anorexic Paris Hiltons. This is the most fagadelic race to pick (one cannot spell blood elf without saying cocksucker), so you would expect gaiafags and weeaboos giving them KAWAII Japanese names they carefully copied and spelled out from anime websites more than half the time. About 18 seconds after they were released some faggot thought it would be original to name his Blood Elf "Legolas." Since then, every fucking moron has tried to do the same thing. 

Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

  * Warrior- All you do is melee combat things for countless hours of your life, nothing more.
  * Paladin- The first class available to every player who just bought the game. You can be strong AND heal yourself! It's the Pope with a stallion cock. No one likes it when you do damage or act as the meat shield, everyone will ALWAYS expect you to heal, even though you fail at it 120%.
  * Hunter- You capture poor, defenseless animals and make them your slave. It's also the base of every argument on thottbot.com to dictate that every weapon is a "Hunter Weapon".
  * Priest- The whiny healing bitch. Played only by people who like to attend 80 man raids on a finicky AOL connection.
  * Mage- Only for making food and water for the Koreans,Serves as a vending machine.
  * Shaman- Like BDSM, but with magic. Typically played by dads across the world.
  * Druid- The race where you can become MOAR FURRY, or otherwise just serve as another healing bitch.
  * Warlock- Like Hunters, but more satanic. If you enjoy not needing an ounce of skill in this already skill-less game, then warlock is for you. Requires extensive face-to-keyboard connection to win w/ a warlock. Usually played by trenchcoat-wearing goth sodomites.
  * Rogue- These are the official back stabbing whores of the game, this class is usually played be stupid hyperactive basement dwellers who forgot to take their pills. They are also enormous control freaks who will do anything to complain about their class, even though they are by far the most powerful. Seeing a rogue usually means you've been drinking too much or you're a WoW addict.
  * Leeroy Jenkins- Although not an actual class these people are known for being fucktards and pedophiles who only subscribe to the world of warcraft for some cheap porn and to make Jew tube videos 

WoW "celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There's this big emo fag by the name of Rixen who trolls the Tichondrius forums. I mean seriously this guy has no life. All he does is troll like a lil' bitch. Check out the forums. He's always there. How can you kill that which has no life, right? This faggot thinks he's funny and unique. He displays high self-esteem in the forums but he's just a loser in real life. Theres also this fatass named Tab who also trolls the Tichondrius forums. Could Tab and Rixen be gay lovers? WoW celebrities like Ming, Serreni, Vinkar, Beyondskill, Troxed and Neiylo are some sad, pathetic, virgin retards who gain self-worth through an animated game. Poor guys.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers collective basement, everyone mocks them they flex their e-peen hoping to one day see a real life vagina. The current theory is that WoW forum trolls begin on their own servers forums and then "graduate" to the General forum, wherein they can compete to see who'll never get a blowjob. If these faggots are celebrities, lets hope they all share an AIDS infected needle and die.

Sex

Although WoWers never engage in sex IRL, they often “Pwn” or “gank” each other within the game when not standing around cities shouting "LFG..." or "WTS...". PVP has become such a dominant force in WoW that new PVP servers are being opened all the time, including RP-PVP servers. The only way most WoW players could ever get laid The only way most WoW players could ever get laid

One of the reasons WoWers abstain from sex is that they prefer to be with “their own kind”, but since WoWers rarely leave their homes, such meetings are essentially non-existent. Of course, they don't actually know how to have sex, so it doesn't matter. Furthermore, since it is impossible to play WoW and have sex at the same time (as PVP requires the use of all limbs, including the penis), it is unlikely that any WoW player would ever successfully copulate assuming they comprehended the task before them.

WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

The evil Al-Qaeda creators of WoW are also staunch proponents of man-animal love. One WoW player was once quoted as saying "this is my cow I love him very much." and "OMFGzzzz I FUXXZING LUVV COWZ LULZ!!!11oneone". The average WoW player's animal desires may be a major reason as to why everyone hates them.

Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:34, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I have never played anything beside GW in my life so I dont get ur point. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:35, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

You see, the point is...

World of Warcraft commonly known as “WoW” is a computer program with drug like effects created by members of Al Qaeda and Cillit Bang. World of Warcraft can also be described as an online roleplaying game, a shared simulated persistent world where fat greasy nerds kill internet dragons for pretend money and experience points that make them strong enough to kill bigger internet dragons. After 90% of the draftable American population have become mind slaves to this game, their large tubby butts and spongy brains will prove comical in the upcoming WWIII. WoW players hide behind the illusion of self worth, which is just their cover up for being lonely, sad freaks with nothing better to do than watch trolls, elves and gimps running around firing balls of light out of their arseholes.

Characters range anywhere from fugly Night Elves, to the even fuglier Tauren. There are no niggers in World of Warcraft, they were all pwned by the mighty BURNING LEGION.

After you have selected your race and class, and are given a quick introduction and your first quest. By the time you turn that quest in and get the second, you'll quickly realize what you'll be doing the majority of the game.

A character gains experience by questing (killing mobs over and over for experience), grinding (killing mobs over and over for experience), or just being lazy and following someone around 'Leeching' (watching them kill mobs over and over for experience). This involves venturing through eight surreal worlds with eerie dream-like levels inhabited by bizarre monsters and retired runescape players.

After reaching the highest level, players must join large groups called "guilds" to defeat the most difficult monsters. This is called raiding. Raiding guilds are filled with broken, socially stunted virgins who spend hours each day going through the same dungeons over and over again, because the most prestigious and desirable virtual cartoon swords are in the monsters' treasure less than 10 percent of the time. Needless to say, the possibilities for lol-worthy drama are immense.

How to Succeed at World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.

2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

3. ????

4. Profit!

Races

The Alliance

The Alliance mainly consists of immature players under 13, meaning it is the most chosen faction and theres very little cooperation unless if you pay the little niggers virtual money. Players choose this also because its the only "pretty" race where one doesn't have to feel like the failure fat fuck cake they really are IRL. Additionally, every single time Alliance PvPs is the first time Alliance has ever PvPed. You will lose every single PvP match you will ever fight for the next 3 years in a row.

  * Humans - The only available race where players can feel safe without having to know they aren't some other retarded mutant. The staple race of noobs.
  * Dwarves - Angry and short drunken Scottish type men on steroids. These are played by people who like to have big beards and tiny heads.
  * Gnomes - This race is commonly played by players under the age of 10. This race features tiny people whom you are able to perform quick anal insertion on when they are AFK and end up in your asshole, increasing your statz!
  * Night Elves - The whores of the warcraft world. The closest thing Blizzard has gotten to anime in order to increase sales due to all the stupid Naruto fanboys out there. Mostly played as female by men to get attention from other men and epic lewt under the guise of being a hot myspace whore.
  * Draenei -The new expansion race gives the Alliance big blue niggers with penis-tails as their beard. 

The Horde

The more experienced players choose the uglier, but proud race. Everyone who plays this faction is around 25-79 years old, and is probably a furry. Otherwise they are people who play this game extremely seriously, like they were paid to play it and harp on people in Ventrillo to not use swear words. That is silly, you would only be paid if you spoke Korean Chinese and played WoW at the same time (an impossible proposition). If you wish to be invisible in PvP, roll a healing class and you will never be attacked by Alliance. This is because killing the healer first is a valid strategy, but since Alliance is fucktarded, Horde healers are immortal and invisible at the same time.

  * Orcs - Orcs are big, have an out of the ordinary skin color, and prone to anally rape small moving things with battle axes. Players who use this race are the complete opposite of what orcs are.
  * Trolls - Not anything like the Interweb trolls. These motherfuckers have tusks the size of a black penis on their face and ride raptors. They also like to get high off of a substance called mojo.
  * Undead - Goths use these, period.
  * Tauren - This race is the ideal race for furries. The males are furry fat men IRL, while the female tauren are almost ALWAYS played by fat women men.
  * Blood Elves -The new expansion race for the Horde features blood elves. The males look like a cross between rejected Sephiroth/Dragonball Z fanart and the females are anorexic Paris Hiltons. This is the most fagadelic race to pick (one cannot spell blood elf without saying cocksucker), so you would expect gaiafags and weeaboos giving them KAWAII Japanese names they carefully copied and spelled out from anime websites more than half the time. About 18 seconds after they were released some faggot thought it would be original to name his Blood Elf "Legolas." Since then, every fucking moron has tried to do the same thing. 

Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

  * Warrior- All you do is melee combat things for countless hours of your life, nothing more.
  * Paladin- The first class available to every player who just bought the game. You can be strong AND heal yourself! It's the Pope with a stallion cock. No one likes it when you do damage or act as the meat shield, everyone will ALWAYS expect you to heal, even though you fail at it 120%.
  * Hunter- You capture poor, defenseless animals and make them your slave. It's also the base of every argument on thottbot.com to dictate that every weapon is a "Hunter Weapon".
  * Priest- The whiny healing bitch. Played only by people who like to attend 80 man raids on a finicky AOL connection.
  * Mage- Only for making food and water for the Koreans,Serves as a vending machine.
  * Shaman- Like BDSM, but with magic. Typically played by dads across the world.
  * Druid- The race where you can become MOAR FURRY, or otherwise just serve as another healing bitch.
  * Warlock- Like Hunters, but more satanic. If you enjoy not needing an ounce of skill in this already skill-less game, then warlock is for you. Requires extensive face-to-keyboard connection to win w/ a warlock. Usually played by trenchcoat-wearing goth sodomites.
  * Rogue- These are the official back stabbing whores of the game, this class is usually played be stupid hyperactive basement dwellers who forgot to take their pills. They are also enormous control freaks who will do anything to complain about their class, even though they are by far the most powerful. Seeing a rogue usually means you've been drinking too much or you're a WoW addict.
  * Leeroy Jenkins- Although not an actual class these people are known for being fucktards and pedophiles who only subscribe to the world of warcraft for some cheap porn and to make Jew tube videos 

WoW "celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There's this big emo fag by the name of Rixen who trolls the Tichondrius forums. I mean seriously this guy has no life. All he does is troll like a lil' bitch. Check out the forums. He's always there. How can you kill that which has no life, right? This faggot thinks he's funny and unique. He displays high self-esteem in the forums but he's just a loser in real life. Theres also this fatass named Tab who also trolls the Tichondrius forums. Could Tab and Rixen be gay lovers? WoW celebrities like Ming, Serreni, Vinkar, Beyondskill, Troxed and Neiylo are some sad, pathetic, virgin retards who gain self-worth through an animated game. Poor guys.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers collective basement, everyone mocks them they flex their e-peen hoping to one day see a real life vagina. The current theory is that WoW forum trolls begin on their own servers forums and then "graduate" to the General forum, wherein they can compete to see who'll never get a blowjob. If these faggots are celebrities, lets hope they all share an AIDS infected needle and die.

Sex

Although WoWers never engage in sex IRL, they often “Pwn” or “gank” each other within the game when not standing around cities shouting "LFG..." or "WTS...". PVP has become such a dominant force in WoW that new PVP servers are being opened all the time, including RP-PVP servers. The only way most WoW players could ever get laid The only way most WoW players could ever get laid

One of the reasons WoWers abstain from sex is that they prefer to be with “their own kind”, but since WoWers rarely leave their homes, such meetings are essentially non-existent. Of course, they don't actually know how to have sex, so it doesn't matter. Furthermore, since it is impossible to play WoW and have sex at the same time (as PVP requires the use of all limbs, including the penis), it is unlikely that any WoW player would ever successfully copulate assuming they comprehended the task before them.

WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

The evil Al-Qaeda creators of WoW are also staunch proponents of man-animal love. One WoW player was once quoted as saying "this is my cow I love him very much." and "OMFGzzzz I FUXXZING LUVV COWZ LULZ!!!11oneone". The average WoW player's animal desires may be a major reason as to why everyone hates them.

Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] Napalm Flame Sig Image (talk)·(contributions) 14:40, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I dont understand why u spam this talk page with this, u play WoW? I herd that it sux. --SuperIgorsigIgor 14:44, 24 March 2008 (EDT)
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