Talk: N/Mo SoLS WoH Hybrid

Discussion

This build thus far has not failed me in usage (mostly HM), but like any other, I am sure it could use some semblance of improvement. Also, I did not see any type of Soul Reaping powered protection build on the wiki, neither. Have at it in discussion! - † Lord Xivor † 09:18, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

N/Rt are better, monk skills are based on divine favor, Rit ones ain't. Won't vote this till tested, but I still think it's a failure. Didi 09:36, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Well, skills like Orison of Healing and Heal Party need Divine Favor to be effective. WoH doesn't. Anyway, drop Res Chant. It's only really good on Mesmers with FC. --GuildofDeals 09:37, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

N/Rts don't have prots. Rawrawr 09:42, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

No but Protection henchman do. IMO it's just a high energy prot, to compliment a N/Rt or whatever. Morkai 09:50, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Needs more Foul Feast, imo. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:49, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Heal Party is pretty awesome aswell. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:51, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Drop WoH and run RM for lol nrg. Rawrawr 09:52, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Wut's RM? ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:53, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I thought about Foul Feast, but I have not used it on here, since my MM has Foul Feast + Infuse Condition. It definitely is worthy of a variant IN THE LEAST, if not on the main bar. What do the rest of you think? And what would you replace to put Foul Feast on the bar? Also, Heal party definitely deserves to be in the varients. - † Lord Xivor † 09:55, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Foul Feast instead of Cure Hex, I think. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:56, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

EPIC FAIL! non- Elite Rt spells cvan outheal this but prot with no Divine =/= Heal. --Igor 09:55, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

You fail. It's called WoH. --GuildofDeals 09:56, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Exactly. Being as overpowered as Word of Healing is, it is extremely useful on a x/Mo. - † Lord Xivor † 09:58, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Look at the one who's fucking failing here. Being able to spam Spirit Bond and Protective Spirit with the awesome heal that's called WoH wins the fucking game. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:58, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

NO U!!! Ritualist Resto spells outheal "12 Healing-Prayers-No-Divine-Favor-WoH" no problem! --Igor 09:58, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Being able to spam Spirit Bond and Protective Spirit with the awesome heal that's called WoH wins the fucking game. Just in case you misssed it. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 09:59, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor I dont think y--Igor 10:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)ou understand RITS CANT FUCKING PROT Rawrawr 10:00, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Fixed. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:01, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

NO!!!! Spamming Prots with no Divine Favor is FAIL!!!! considering this build has nothing to heal with, also, Resurrection Chant is bad, no healer for 6 seconds is noGG GTFO. --Igor 10:02, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor its not the only mo on the team, something else heals while this prots. Rawrawr 10:04, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor, you fucking fail. Go uninstall. Now. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:05, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Fonting is fun btw, so nicw of u guys to Troll on the PolarbearWay Talk page. ^^ And givind prot to Minion Bomber or an ele is always better [considering M-Bomber is a must for Nec Healers. --Igor 10:05, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor stop being so bad at pve. I didn't even think that was possible. Rawrawr 10:06, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

NO U!!!!Im good at PvE, thats the point and I know that using this is a waste, atleast as long as it has WoH. --Igor 10:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I think you're missing the part where every skill on this bar is pretty much spammable with high SR, including WoH. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:20, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

NO U!!!! Im not missing the point here, I just dont understand why to spam these Prots and not use uber powerfull Rt heals and Splinter Weapon if u are meelee or just Resto spells. --Igor 10:28, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

For ten energy, WoH can heal for 376 health in three seconds. For ten energy, Spirit Bond can 'heal' for eight hundred health instantaneously. Protective Spirit can theoretically 'heal' for infinite-60 health, again instantaneously. --71.229.204.25 14:11, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Slight Changes

To change the subject from the epic circus going on above....I changed out Resurrection Chant for Rebirth, and I am debating Foul Feast, as I know that is an extremely useful skill. What skill would you guys think is best to swap it out for? - † Lord Xivor † 10:05, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Cure Hex, I guess. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:07, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I'd say SB. You really don't need it horribly in PvE, and you have WoH. --GuildofDeals 10:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

That, tot. Although Hex Removal only really is necessary in certain situations. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:09, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Cure Hex is fine, Hexes are used quite often, and its better to have it rather then the opposite. --Igor 10:11, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I'd rather take Foul Feast than Cure Hex if I had to choose. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 10:18, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

U dont hafta, take both. Suz for he U FAIL!!!! thing, always whanted to try it out. :P --Igor 10:20, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Heal Party

I herd it wuz gud with limitless energy. --Igor 10:42, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I herd it was already mentioned on this talk page and as a result put in variants. ɟoʇuɐʌʎʞɔıɹ 11:04, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

urrite, heal party is good. Especially with 12 being specced into Healing and only using one healing skill is bad. — Rapta (talk|contribs) 12:17, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Actually, there were two healing prayers skills before Heal Party was added, but I agree, it is not a bad skill to bring on this bar. I am personally still a fan of Spirit Bond, however, as it does some amazing protting when I use it in Vanquishes and Elite Missions/Dungeons. Too bad there is no room for both.  :-( - † Lord Xivor † 13:48, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Dr4goN's Vote

Does this guy have ANY clue what he is talking about? Since when was this meant to be a "healing" build? - † Lord Xivor † 11:24, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

N/Rt's beat this by far Drownz 11:39, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Anything beats this build in its current form. --Igor 11:46, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

N/Rt's can't Prot. Dr4g0n is just plain stupid in thinking WoH sucks. --GuildofDeals 12:12, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

WoH on a necro does suck!!!!!!!!! There is no point at all wasting a slpt in your Sabway for this, its pointless! --Igor 12:13, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Who said anything about Sabway? --GuildofDeals 12:15, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Needs RoF

get rid of SB, PS > SB for PvE, replace it with RoF, and replace rebirth with dismiss condition Drownz 11:42, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Thoughts from anyone else? Personally, I have noticed Spirit Bond to be much more useful in Hard Mode. - † Lord Xivor † 11:43, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

This exact build is just bad, no condition removal, not-very-good Hex removal, Sabway already has Prots and Anti-Hex, /fail it is. --Igor 11:48, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor, shut up. Now. Everything you've been spamming here is fail. THIS DOESN'T HAVE TO BE FOR SABWAY! Anyway, "not very good Hex removal"? 12 second recharge (same as Veil) and heals for 102 health. If you think that sucks, uninstall. --GuildofDeals 12:21, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Cure Hex isnt as godly as u think I used these concepts loooong before u saw it here so uninstall urself I might know a bit more then u do. I never called it bad, I dont like this build because its just a nec packed with Prot Spels who knos why, with Heal Party it became better, I agree, besides Spirit Bond eats way too much energy. Also, read what OP said, this build is meant to remove the Sabway's main disadvantage, so u say its not meant to be used with it? Also Sabway is a general term, the point of sabway is the use of Minion Bomber that gives Necs Limitless energy, u dont know that, U FAIL!!!.... And the Minion Bomber alredy has enough Prot rly so with N/Rt with those Uber powerful non-elite Rt Heals they create a very potent party support. Atleast now this build looks better then it was looking, Heal Party on a nec, even after nerf is quite godly and makes it able to compete with N/Rt. --Igor 12:44, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor, if you spam "U FAIL!" in extra large fonts again, I'm going to burn down your house or something. Seriously, my nerves are being molested because that's on them. Anyway, you shouldn't base a build off its Optionals. You don't need to run this in Sabway. This gives practically INFINITE ENERGY as well, as things always die in PvE and you have SoLS. Seriously, dude, shut up. You're like the only person who doesn't think this build is good, so you're full of wrong. --GuildofDeals 12:48, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

U FAIL!!! I say it to annoy u coz u are the only person who tells me to shut up so shut up urself, If u cant knock it off shut up yeah that felt good! Anyway, if u havent spotted I never said this build is bad, but its not good either, Its first of all it really isnt meant to be used with sabway as that would be totally pointless remove that in the build page then, so people dont get confused for F sake. As I was saying this build isnt perfect and lacks things that N/Rt does have like better Heals, Condi removal and damage buff-ups, spamming no-divine-favor prots might be good but sometimes it just pointless especially when they start casting it on he minion wall which is Uberfail and is generally useless, the build's initial look made me go EPIC FAIL!!! as it just had no sence or synergy whatsoever but had reschant shit which makes all the party die off while they rez, it had no party-wide heal and it had Spirit bond which is just an energy killer on any monk hero or N/Mo hero, I explained u what I didn lik about the build, happy? I dont care. --Igor 13:36, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor, stop with the fucking big fonts and the fucking NPA. Go eat a dick. Rawrawr 13:37, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

EPIC FAIL!!! =/= ITS BAD or SUCKS. --Igor 13:38, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Rawrawr, NO U!!!. --Igor 13:39, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

You will be banned if you continue. Its extremely disruptive. And plx don't try to out-troll me. Rawrawr 13:40, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I dont need to be Troll to Rock, u do, thats bad. --Igor 13:42, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Well atm i have a quote on my page by you that proves you suck epic hard at gw. Rawrawr 13:44, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Lol. I tried extremely hard not to feed the troll, but seriously, that comment and quote by you, Rawr, are pretty funny. - † Lord Xivor † 13:46, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

No Rawrawr, It only proves that u are a fucking Troll and suck at managing your heroes, take a hero monk or N/Mo and give him Spirit Bond, then look what they will do and what will happen. --Igor 13:51, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I'm afraid you said SB sucked, you can't rly try to prove different. Rawrawr 13:52, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I like mudkips. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 13:54, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I said its an energy killer on any Monk Hero lrn to read, Im better than you, Im epic, ur not. --Igor 13:55, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Honestly I'd say alot of people are. But from numerous things you've said, i honestly doubt that. Rawrawr 13:56, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I said its an energy killer on any Monk Hero lrn to read, Im better than you. --Igor 13:55, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Just shut the fuck up igor, we are more then you, we have more experience then you, you are big and non hairy so u aint sexy either, just go and uninstall gw and install ur fucking ice climbers and wank over the small hammers, kk srsly just give up spirit bond is wtflol effective, its fucking 80 heal for almost every hit in decent places in PvE for 10 seconds, HOW THE FUCK CAN THAT BE BAD FOR EMANAGE SRSLY, LESS DIRECT HEAL STUFFS AND LEARN 2 PREVENT THE FUCKING DMG ISNTEAD KK, UR A CUNT. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 13:58, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

LRN TO SPK ENGLSH, some haiiry pplz need to shave moar thats the first thing and the other thing is that HEROES FKN SPAM SB TOO MUCH AND SOA REDUCES DMG! --Igor 14:01, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Actually he has alot better english than you, yours is fucking awful. And he's foreign. Rawrawr 14:02, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Im moar frgn then he iz and me english rocks and im epic and SB sucks energy too much ans soa reduces dmg and dont make the fun of me befoar i did it to u yeah what u whant? --Igor 14:04, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Heroes spam it, GFG thats what you do, you are a necro in PvE, infinitive energy, why the fuck do u think u have soul reaping and SOLS to keep it up, they manage it better then you igor so QQ to the next toilet. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:05, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor just stop talking seriously... lest you be the next social Pariah. To be onest your already at that lvl saying fish and rawr are bad and that you are better than them, cuz well your not. Stop spamming big messages, stop being an ass, and stop being wrong. You will get b& if this keeps up. Sad to say but if you guys keep responding to him you might meet the same fate, just chill out.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:07, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Stop making prey out of yourselfs, what did I do wrong? Said that i dont like the build? i cant say that? i can and will say that. I said that Rawrawr is a Troll, he is and I really dont like SB on heroes so knock it off, besides, u dont know me, u cant judge how cool I am, and i am cool. --Igor 14:14, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Don't be a stickup, prove yourself beeing good before you argue with the ones who is known to know the game, and counter with arguments thats makes next to no sense, check my BM nomination, make urself one, who gets most votes u think QQ. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:20, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Im not a stickup, I say again, I think something is wrong, I will say so, be it. --Igor 14:23, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

srsly guys

WHAT. THE. FUCK. No srsly, shut the fuck up everyone, Igor you need to l2p, the build isn't that good anyway so just put it in other and end it. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:07, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

U run SB pon ur sin? Thats fail, and if u think heroes spamming SB on dieing minions out of battle to heal them with devine favor which they dont have (N/Mo) is good then u fail. --Igor 14:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Screw you Igor, this is gud if you change WoH for reapers and run an imbagon. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:10, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Shut up Igor. Please.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:12, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I like mudkips. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:13, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Igor is bad. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:14, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Im not bad, Im epic, Im a legend, live with it. Besides, everyone are free to say what they whant, Im not an exeption If I think the build is bad I will say so, If I get to be a target of trolling i will defend myself, thats what I did. --Igor 14:16, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

No, you suck. I own you full stop. At least I have a famous quote floating around PvX. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:19, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Shut up Igor.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:17, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

No u, knock it off. --Igor 14:21, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

You trolled, I told you to stop, and you took it wrong. I fail to see where you were the target of trolling. Rawrawr 14:23, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I like piplups. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:23, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Everyone in the game is Trolling all the time, why cant I? --Igor 14:25, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

becuz ur bad at it? Shut up Igor.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:25, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

PS I liek chimchars.----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:26, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

It seems I am annoying a heck out of u all without much effort, not a bad Troll i am after all, I like it! ^^ --Igor 14:27, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Trolling != Asshatery----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 14:28, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

All of u are asshaters, omg... --Igor 14:31, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

But page derailment = asshatery. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:31, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Edit conflict sigh.. troll is gud. Fishels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 14:32, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Peace at last? ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:33, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Peace, what are u about? --Igor 14:36, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

screw you

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Races

The Alliance

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   * Undead - Goths use these, period.
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Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

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Sex

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WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

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Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:29, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

WoW, wtf? I never played anything beside GW in my life tbh so I dont get your point. --Igor 14:33, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

The point is, World of Warcraft commonly known as “WoW” is a computer program with drug like effects created by members of Al Qaeda and Cillit Bang. World of Warcraft can also be described as an online roleplaying game, a shared simulated persistent world where fat greasy nerds kill internet dragons for pretend money and experience points that make them strong enough to kill bigger internet dragons. After 90% of the draftable American population have become mind slaves to this game, their large tubby butts and spongy brains will prove comical in the upcoming WWIII. WoW players hide behind the illusion of self worth, which is just their cover up for being lonely, sad freaks with nothing better to do than watch trolls, elves and gimps running around firing balls of light out of their arseholes.

Characters range anywhere from fugly Night Elves, to the even fuglier Tauren. There are no niggers in World of Warcraft, they were all pwned by the mighty BURNING LEGION.

After you have selected your race and class, and are given a quick introduction and your first quest. By the time you turn that quest in and get the second, you'll quickly realize what you'll be doing the majority of the game.

A character gains experience by questing (killing mobs over and over for experience), grinding (killing mobs over and over for experience), or just being lazy and following someone around 'Leeching' (watching them kill mobs over and over for experience). This involves venturing through eight surreal worlds with eerie dream-like levels inhabited by bizarre monsters and retired runescape players.

After reaching the highest level, players must join large groups called "guilds" to defeat the most difficult monsters. This is called raiding. Raiding guilds are filled with broken, socially stunted virgins who spend hours each day going through the same dungeons over and over again, because the most prestigious and desirable virtual cartoon swords are in the monsters' treasure less than 10 percent of the time. Needless to say, the possibilities for lol-worthy drama are immense.

How to Succeed at World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.

2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

3. ????

4. Profit!

Races

The Alliance

The Alliance mainly consists of immature players under 13, meaning it is the most chosen faction and theres very little cooperation unless if you pay the little niggers virtual money. Players choose this also because its the only "pretty" race where one doesn't have to feel like the failure fat fuck cake they really are IRL. Additionally, every single time Alliance PvPs is the first time Alliance has ever PvPed. You will lose every single PvP match you will ever fight for the next 3 years in a row.

  * Humans - The only available race where players can feel safe without having to know they aren't some other retarded mutant. The staple race of noobs.
  * Dwarves - Angry and short drunken Scottish type men on steroids. These are played by people who like to have big beards and tiny heads.
  * Gnomes - This race is commonly played by players under the age of 10. This race features tiny people whom you are able to perform quick anal insertion on when they are AFK and end up in your asshole, increasing your statz!
  * Night Elves - The whores of the warcraft world. The closest thing Blizzard has gotten to anime in order to increase sales due to all the stupid Naruto fanboys out there. Mostly played as female by men to get attention from other men and epic lewt under the guise of being a hot myspace whore.
  * Draenei -The new expansion race gives the Alliance big blue niggers with penis-tails as their beard. 

The Horde

The more experienced players choose the uglier, but proud race. Everyone who plays this faction is around 25-79 years old, and is probably a furry. Otherwise they are people who play this game extremely seriously, like they were paid to play it and harp on people in Ventrillo to not use swear words. That is silly, you would only be paid if you spoke Korean Chinese and played WoW at the same time (an impossible proposition). If you wish to be invisible in PvP, roll a healing class and you will never be attacked by Alliance. This is because killing the healer first is a valid strategy, but since Alliance is fucktarded, Horde healers are immortal and invisible at the same time.

  * Orcs - Orcs are big, have an out of the ordinary skin color, and prone to anally rape small moving things with battle axes. Players who use this race are the complete opposite of what orcs are.
  * Trolls - Not anything like the Interweb trolls. These motherfuckers have tusks the size of a black penis on their face and ride raptors. They also like to get high off of a substance called mojo.
  * Undead - Goths use these, period.
  * Tauren - This race is the ideal race for furries. The males are furry fat men IRL, while the female tauren are almost ALWAYS played by fat women men.
  * Blood Elves -The new expansion race for the Horde features blood elves. The males look like a cross between rejected Sephiroth/Dragonball Z fanart and the females are anorexic Paris Hiltons. This is the most fagadelic race to pick (one cannot spell blood elf without saying cocksucker), so you would expect gaiafags and weeaboos giving them KAWAII Japanese names they carefully copied and spelled out from anime websites more than half the time. About 18 seconds after they were released some faggot thought it would be original to name his Blood Elf "Legolas." Since then, every fucking moron has tried to do the same thing. 

Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

  * Warrior- All you do is melee combat things for countless hours of your life, nothing more.
  * Paladin- The first class available to every player who just bought the game. You can be strong AND heal yourself! It's the Pope with a stallion cock. No one likes it when you do damage or act as the meat shield, everyone will ALWAYS expect you to heal, even though you fail at it 120%.
  * Hunter- You capture poor, defenseless animals and make them your slave. It's also the base of every argument on thottbot.com to dictate that every weapon is a "Hunter Weapon".
  * Priest- The whiny healing bitch. Played only by people who like to attend 80 man raids on a finicky AOL connection.
  * Mage- Only for making food and water for the Koreans,Serves as a vending machine.
  * Shaman- Like BDSM, but with magic. Typically played by dads across the world.
  * Druid- The race where you can become MOAR FURRY, or otherwise just serve as another healing bitch.
  * Warlock- Like Hunters, but more satanic. If you enjoy not needing an ounce of skill in this already skill-less game, then warlock is for you. Requires extensive face-to-keyboard connection to win w/ a warlock. Usually played by trenchcoat-wearing goth sodomites.
  * Rogue- These are the official back stabbing whores of the game, this class is usually played be stupid hyperactive basement dwellers who forgot to take their pills. They are also enormous control freaks who will do anything to complain about their class, even though they are by far the most powerful. Seeing a rogue usually means you've been drinking too much or you're a WoW addict.
  * Leeroy Jenkins- Although not an actual class these people are known for being fucktards and pedophiles who only subscribe to the world of warcraft for some cheap porn and to make Jew tube videos 

WoW "celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There's this big emo fag by the name of Rixen who trolls the Tichondrius forums. I mean seriously this guy has no life. All he does is troll like a lil' bitch. Check out the forums. He's always there. How can you kill that which has no life, right? This faggot thinks he's funny and unique. He displays high self-esteem in the forums but he's just a loser in real life. Theres also this fatass named Tab who also trolls the Tichondrius forums. Could Tab and Rixen be gay lovers? WoW celebrities like Ming, Serreni, Vinkar, Beyondskill, Troxed and Neiylo are some sad, pathetic, virgin retards who gain self-worth through an animated game. Poor guys.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers collective basement, everyone mocks them they flex their e-peen hoping to one day see a real life vagina. The current theory is that WoW forum trolls begin on their own servers forums and then "graduate" to the General forum, wherein they can compete to see who'll never get a blowjob. If these faggots are celebrities, lets hope they all share an AIDS infected needle and die.

Sex

Although WoWers never engage in sex IRL, they often “Pwn” or “gank” each other within the game when not standing around cities shouting "LFG..." or "WTS...". PVP has become such a dominant force in WoW that new PVP servers are being opened all the time, including RP-PVP servers. The only way most WoW players could ever get laid The only way most WoW players could ever get laid

One of the reasons WoWers abstain from sex is that they prefer to be with “their own kind”, but since WoWers rarely leave their homes, such meetings are essentially non-existent. Of course, they don't actually know how to have sex, so it doesn't matter. Furthermore, since it is impossible to play WoW and have sex at the same time (as PVP requires the use of all limbs, including the penis), it is unlikely that any WoW player would ever successfully copulate assuming they comprehended the task before them.

WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

The evil Al-Qaeda creators of WoW are also staunch proponents of man-animal love. One WoW player was once quoted as saying "this is my cow I love him very much." and "OMFGzzzz I FUXXZING LUVV COWZ LULZ!!!11oneone". The average WoW player's animal desires may be a major reason as to why everyone hates them.

Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:34, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I have never played anything beside GW in my life so I dont get ur point. --Igor 14:35, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

You see, the point is...

World of Warcraft commonly known as “WoW” is a computer program with drug like effects created by members of Al Qaeda and Cillit Bang. World of Warcraft can also be described as an online roleplaying game, a shared simulated persistent world where fat greasy nerds kill internet dragons for pretend money and experience points that make them strong enough to kill bigger internet dragons. After 90% of the draftable American population have become mind slaves to this game, their large tubby butts and spongy brains will prove comical in the upcoming WWIII. WoW players hide behind the illusion of self worth, which is just their cover up for being lonely, sad freaks with nothing better to do than watch trolls, elves and gimps running around firing balls of light out of their arseholes.

Characters range anywhere from fugly Night Elves, to the even fuglier Tauren. There are no niggers in World of Warcraft, they were all pwned by the mighty BURNING LEGION.

After you have selected your race and class, and are given a quick introduction and your first quest. By the time you turn that quest in and get the second, you'll quickly realize what you'll be doing the majority of the game.

A character gains experience by questing (killing mobs over and over for experience), grinding (killing mobs over and over for experience), or just being lazy and following someone around 'Leeching' (watching them kill mobs over and over for experience). This involves venturing through eight surreal worlds with eerie dream-like levels inhabited by bizarre monsters and retired runescape players.

After reaching the highest level, players must join large groups called "guilds" to defeat the most difficult monsters. This is called raiding. Raiding guilds are filled with broken, socially stunted virgins who spend hours each day going through the same dungeons over and over again, because the most prestigious and desirable virtual cartoon swords are in the monsters' treasure less than 10 percent of the time. Needless to say, the possibilities for lol-worthy drama are immense.

How to Succeed at World of Warcraft

1. Don't buy or play World of Warcraft.

2. That's it. You win. Congratulations.

3. ????

4. Profit!

Races

The Alliance

The Alliance mainly consists of immature players under 13, meaning it is the most chosen faction and theres very little cooperation unless if you pay the little niggers virtual money. Players choose this also because its the only "pretty" race where one doesn't have to feel like the failure fat fuck cake they really are IRL. Additionally, every single time Alliance PvPs is the first time Alliance has ever PvPed. You will lose every single PvP match you will ever fight for the next 3 years in a row.

  * Humans - The only available race where players can feel safe without having to know they aren't some other retarded mutant. The staple race of noobs.
  * Dwarves - Angry and short drunken Scottish type men on steroids. These are played by people who like to have big beards and tiny heads.
  * Gnomes - This race is commonly played by players under the age of 10. This race features tiny people whom you are able to perform quick anal insertion on when they are AFK and end up in your asshole, increasing your statz!
  * Night Elves - The whores of the warcraft world. The closest thing Blizzard has gotten to anime in order to increase sales due to all the stupid Naruto fanboys out there. Mostly played as female by men to get attention from other men and epic lewt under the guise of being a hot myspace whore.
  * Draenei -The new expansion race gives the Alliance big blue niggers with penis-tails as their beard. 

The Horde

The more experienced players choose the uglier, but proud race. Everyone who plays this faction is around 25-79 years old, and is probably a furry. Otherwise they are people who play this game extremely seriously, like they were paid to play it and harp on people in Ventrillo to not use swear words. That is silly, you would only be paid if you spoke Korean Chinese and played WoW at the same time (an impossible proposition). If you wish to be invisible in PvP, roll a healing class and you will never be attacked by Alliance. This is because killing the healer first is a valid strategy, but since Alliance is fucktarded, Horde healers are immortal and invisible at the same time.

  * Orcs - Orcs are big, have an out of the ordinary skin color, and prone to anally rape small moving things with battle axes. Players who use this race are the complete opposite of what orcs are.
  * Trolls - Not anything like the Interweb trolls. These motherfuckers have tusks the size of a black penis on their face and ride raptors. They also like to get high off of a substance called mojo.
  * Undead - Goths use these, period.
  * Tauren - This race is the ideal race for furries. The males are furry fat men IRL, while the female tauren are almost ALWAYS played by fat women men.
  * Blood Elves -The new expansion race for the Horde features blood elves. The males look like a cross between rejected Sephiroth/Dragonball Z fanart and the females are anorexic Paris Hiltons. This is the most fagadelic race to pick (one cannot spell blood elf without saying cocksucker), so you would expect gaiafags and weeaboos giving them KAWAII Japanese names they carefully copied and spelled out from anime websites more than half the time. About 18 seconds after they were released some faggot thought it would be original to name his Blood Elf "Legolas." Since then, every fucking moron has tried to do the same thing. 

Classes

After choosing a race, the player is given the choice of what class they should choose for their character, they range from Pope to Bear-fucker:

  * Warrior- All you do is melee combat things for countless hours of your life, nothing more.
  * Paladin- The first class available to every player who just bought the game. You can be strong AND heal yourself! It's the Pope with a stallion cock. No one likes it when you do damage or act as the meat shield, everyone will ALWAYS expect you to heal, even though you fail at it 120%.
  * Hunter- You capture poor, defenseless animals and make them your slave. It's also the base of every argument on thottbot.com to dictate that every weapon is a "Hunter Weapon".
  * Priest- The whiny healing bitch. Played only by people who like to attend 80 man raids on a finicky AOL connection.
  * Mage- Only for making food and water for the Koreans,Serves as a vending machine.
  * Shaman- Like BDSM, but with magic. Typically played by dads across the world.
  * Druid- The race where you can become MOAR FURRY, or otherwise just serve as another healing bitch.
  * Warlock- Like Hunters, but more satanic. If you enjoy not needing an ounce of skill in this already skill-less game, then warlock is for you. Requires extensive face-to-keyboard connection to win w/ a warlock. Usually played by trenchcoat-wearing goth sodomites.
  * Rogue- These are the official back stabbing whores of the game, this class is usually played be stupid hyperactive basement dwellers who forgot to take their pills. They are also enormous control freaks who will do anything to complain about their class, even though they are by far the most powerful. Seeing a rogue usually means you've been drinking too much or you're a WoW addict.
  * Leeroy Jenkins- Although not an actual class these people are known for being fucktards and pedophiles who only subscribe to the world of warcraft for some cheap porn and to make Jew tube videos 

WoW "celebrities"

A WoW celebrity is someone who constantly craves attention in the WoW universe because he/she/it knows they fail hard. Either by saying random stuff, typing like this: lolz i r the prince of da serva, trolling the forums, or just plain being faggots. There's this big emo fag by the name of Rixen who trolls the Tichondrius forums. I mean seriously this guy has no life. All he does is troll like a lil' bitch. Check out the forums. He's always there. How can you kill that which has no life, right? This faggot thinks he's funny and unique. He displays high self-esteem in the forums but he's just a loser in real life. Theres also this fatass named Tab who also trolls the Tichondrius forums. Could Tab and Rixen be gay lovers? WoW celebrities like Ming, Serreni, Vinkar, Beyondskill, Troxed and Neiylo are some sad, pathetic, virgin retards who gain self-worth through an animated game. Poor guys.

WoW forum "trolls" are a unique brand of mouth breathing fucktards. Unawares that outside of the safe haven of their mothers collective basement, everyone mocks them they flex their e-peen hoping to one day see a real life vagina. The current theory is that WoW forum trolls begin on their own servers forums and then "graduate" to the General forum, wherein they can compete to see who'll never get a blowjob. If these faggots are celebrities, lets hope they all share an AIDS infected needle and die.

Sex

Although WoWers never engage in sex IRL, they often “Pwn” or “gank” each other within the game when not standing around cities shouting "LFG..." or "WTS...". PVP has become such a dominant force in WoW that new PVP servers are being opened all the time, including RP-PVP servers. The only way most WoW players could ever get laid The only way most WoW players could ever get laid

One of the reasons WoWers abstain from sex is that they prefer to be with “their own kind”, but since WoWers rarely leave their homes, such meetings are essentially non-existent. Of course, they don't actually know how to have sex, so it doesn't matter. Furthermore, since it is impossible to play WoW and have sex at the same time (as PVP requires the use of all limbs, including the penis), it is unlikely that any WoW player would ever successfully copulate assuming they comprehended the task before them.

WoW players do not have time to engage in the sexes, for they are busy raiding for teh phat lewts for 4-6 hours nightly 3-5 nights a week, plus 3-4 hours of farming a day, and an additional 1-3 hours of standing around in cities daily. In addition to this, even if a player of the warcraft could find time, they are fat, unwashed, virginal nerds that are so starved for real human contact that they giggle endlessly upon even the slightest glance from a person of the opposite sex. oh yeah, and they piss in bottles, which is a turnoff in 42% of the womens

The evil Al-Qaeda creators of WoW are also staunch proponents of man-animal love. One WoW player was once quoted as saying "this is my cow I love him very much." and "OMFGzzzz I FUXXZING LUVV COWZ LULZ!!!11oneone". The average WoW player's animal desires may be a major reason as to why everyone hates them.

Blizzcon, Also Where Nobody Gets Laid

Occasionally WoW players will leave their homes for what the blue names call “Blizzcon”, and what WoW players call "5\/\/337 d00d". Here, a large number of "WoW patients" can be seen. Their complications are diverse - ranging from mild conditions such Carpal Tunnel and Leetspeak, to a severe case of ugly.

Sometimes attractive people can be seen at a Blizzcon claiming to be WoW players. These are not really WoW players; they are models.

Masturbation

Both the female Night Elf and Dwarf were endowed with highly stimulating dances, causing some people to simply jerk off all over themselves and become even more inclined to piss away 15 bux per month. WoW is also a haven for retarded furries and their lurid erotic fanfiction. ~~ Napalm Flame >=] (talk)·(contributions) 14:40, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

I dont understand why u spam this talk page with this, u play WoW? I herd that it sux. --Igor 14:44, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

Minor Edit

Is really kewl. The whole fucking RC is clogged up with stuff from this talk page. Godbox 14:42, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

And? They tell, I respond. Whats minor edit? --Igor 14:43, 24 March 2008 (EDT)

On a similar note, any more spam on this page (i.e. any more edits that aren't pertinent to the build) are gonna result in bans. *Defiant Elements* +talk 15:08, 24 March 2008 (EDT)