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Suggestions

  • Use the general guide line of "Keep it clean, and keep it funny."
    • All jokes that:
      • use crude language
      • suggest racism
      • or vulgar in content will be removed.

Special thanks to Enroth

Obviously I got more then a few ideas from you :D. Then again this is why your on my cool people list :D--Sneakysmith12 06:12, 6 July 2007 (CEST)

More Oxymorons :)

  • Military Intelligence
  • Congressional Oversight/Leadership
  • Free Speech Zone
  • Corporate Ethics
  • Honest Politician/Lawyer

Defiant Elements Sig Test 2 *Defiant Elements* +talk 05:16, 18 August 2007 (CEST)

Too Much Chocolate :P MarinBloodbane 23:12, 11 October 2007 (CEST)
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool, What do you do if a blonde throws a grendade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back, Why do blondes drive BMW's, because they can spell it. Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch as much as they can that goes over their heads. Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street and see a 10$ bill on the ground. Who picks it up? The dumb blonde, theres no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, or a smart blonde. I'll stop there xD.--Victoryisyours Sig ImageVictoryisyours (talk/pvxcontribs) 23:19, 11 October 2007 (CEST)

mine!

What's the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can empty the baby truck with a fork. --MangleD sigmangleD(T/C) 18:06, 5 November 2007 (CET)

How do you get a baby into a jar? With a blender. How do you get it out of the jar? With Nachos. - Rawrawr 18:09, 5 November 2007 (CET)
holy crumb, this one is awesome! --MangleD sigmangleD(T/C) 01:58, 8 November 2007 (CET)
You get a baby out of a blender with tostito's, get it right rawrawr.--Victoryisyours Sig ImageVictoryisyours 02:03, 8 November 2007 (CET)

Truly Tasteless Jokes and a classic

If only we could have dead baby and Helen Keller jokes. I have plenty of them. Anyway, here's one:

A blonde walks into a bar and says "Ow!" --ViYGoDsig2GuildofDeals 17:13, 9 December 2007 (CET)

And why was that fun? User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 18:18, 9 December 2007 (CET)

How about "Whats worse than finding 10 dead babies in 1 trash can? Finding 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans." get it? -Lisark 19:30, 28 December 2007 (EST)

"what green and red and moving 80 mph? A frog in a blender!" -Lisark 19:31, 28 December 2007 (EST)

Not meant to suggest racism

What's the difference between Pastis and a tsunami? None, for both it's one volume of yellow and five wolumes of water. —Fabes 10:03, 27 February 2008 (EST)

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