Umbrageous (um-bray'-juss) adj. 1a. shady. 1b. filled with shadows. 2. inclined to take offense easily.
Eronth's Phrase of the Day
If you want to have your cake and eat it too, bake two cakes.
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Sneakysmith12's Joke (or Murphy's Law) of the Day
“Young woman,” said the judge, “this court is going to see to it that you receive one thousand dollars a month in alimony.
“Thanks,” the husband spoke up, “and I’ll try to give her a few bucks myself.”
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