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Defiant Elements' Word of the Day

Menagerie (muh-NAJ-uh-ree; -NAZH-) n. 1. A collection of wild or unusual animals, especially for exhibition. 2. An enclosure where wild or unusual animals are kept or exhibited. 3. A diverse or varied group.

Eronth's Phrase of the Day

This hand of mine is burning red.
Its loud roar tells me to grasp victory.

If anyone has any phrases they would like to suggest, please post them here.

Wizardboy777's 8-bit Theater Quote of the Week

"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped." - Red Mage, in Episode 942, Cross-eyed Traffic

Wizardboy777's Quote of the Week

"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." - Wilson Mizner

If you wish to discuss this quote, please do so here.

Jebus's Comedian of the Whenever

Comedian of the Whenever:
Mitch Hedberg

  • I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
  • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
  • I got an ant farm... them 'fellas didn't grow shit.
  • On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, "where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
  • I saw a dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."
  • I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
  • I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
  • My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.

To suggest more comedians and their quotes, go here.

Sneakysmith12's Joke (or Murphy's Law) of the Day

A preacher was standing at the pulpit giving his Sunday sermon when a note was passed to him. The only word written on the sheet was IDIOT. Looking up at the congregation, the preacher smiled and said: I have heard of men who write letters and forget to sign their names but this is the first time I will see a man sign his name and forget to write the letters.

If anyone has any jokes they would like to suggest, please post them here.

Guild of Deals' Unused Skill of the Week

"Help Me!" "Help Me!"
For 1...8 seconds, other allies' Spells targeting you cast 50% faster.

If anyone has an Unused skill they would like to suggest, post it here.

Korineczek's Monk Skill of the Day

Reversal of Fortune Reversal of Fortune

By far most used monk skill which offers great protection coupled with semi-spammability and medicore healing, takes place in all decent build. If you think this skill is bad, uninstall GW^^.

Dead Skill of the Week

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