"Most plans are critically flawed by their own logic. A failure at any step will ruin everything after it. That's just basic cause and effect. It's easy for a good plan to fall apart. Therefore, a plan that has no attachment to logic cannot be stopped." - Red Mage, in Episode 942, Cross-eyed Traffic
Wizardboy777's Quote of the Week
"A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something." - Wilson Mizner
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I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.
I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.
I got an ant farm... them 'fellas didn't grow shit.
On a stop light green means go and yellow means slow down, but on a banana it's just the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead, and red means, "where the fuck did you get that banana at?"
I saw a dude, he was wearing a leather jacket, and at the same time he was eating a hamburger and drinking a glass of milk. I said to him "Dude, you're a cow. The metamorphosis is complete. Don't fall asleep or I'll tip you over."
I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
I would imagine that if you could understand Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
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Sneakysmith12's Joke (or Murphy's Law) of the Day
“Young woman,” said the judge, “this court is going to see to it that you receive one thousand dollars a month in alimony.
“Thanks,” the husband spoke up, “and I’ll try to give her a few bucks myself.”
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Guild of Deals' Unused Skill of the Week
For 1...8 seconds, other allies' Spells targeting you cast 50% faster.
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