Ever have the problem where teammates don't listen to you? Here's the quick solution.
The first step to complete obedience is turning your mic volume down very low. Everyone will assume you are a quiet talker/have technical issues, so will boost you 800% on Ventrilo. Next, during a crucial moment, turn your mic volume back to normal and start barking out orders. You will quickly find that you are now in complete control of the situation.