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Things that annoy me

This is my "pocket On Notice board" basically. Just things that are On Notice.

  • General Unoriginality: If you can't make your own build without having to go with the flow, then shame on you.
  • Shadow Prison Assassins: The hit and run of Guild Wars, easily counterable, all they do is brag about 1 kill and then get p00ned due to lack of any defensive skills whatsoever
  • Bad sportsmanship: Big pet peeve, people run into a game and automatically start bashing the enemy team, every kill they have to go "EAT IT BITCHES!" or something. Really, it's only a game.
  • "Leader" Noobs: Everyone has had one on their PUG, the annoying little kid who thinks they're the boss and keeps saying stupid Pokemon quotes and bad tactical moves. Usually they have bad builds that get them killed in record time and they blame the healers for their inevitable death.
  • Begging: Again, it's just game, you're not living off of it. Seriously, if you're new to the game, learn to make money, don't go into auto-beg mode.
  • The "Buildmasters": I didn't want to write the whole name of what I mean, but basically anyone who thinks their build is superior to all. It's worse if they just picked it off the "Great" catergory and thought "hey, everyone else is using it, why not me!"
  • People who use car horns: Really, all they do is piss off the guy in front of you to make them go even slower, and it doesn't magically make traffic move. Only reason they should be used is to scare the crap out of someone or to scare the crap out of squirrels so they'll move off the road.
  • Squirrels: STOP EATING MY MOTHER FUCKING BIRD SEED!!!! STOP GETTING IN THE WAY OF MY CAR!!!!! STOP PAINTING MY TIRES RED!!!!
  • Real low levels at Vizunah Square: I mean, I can get to the level of the average person at Vizunah Square BEFORE I even get to Minister Cho's! Learn to level or go play something like Heroine Hero.
  • Dance Dance Revolution: Ok, go to ANY local dance location persides your living room or your local arcade, and take a look. If you find anyone who dances like they do in DDR, then I will suck your naughty bits (probably not, but you get the metaphor). Also, I mean if you want to get a workout AND play video games, go by a Wii and play WiiBoxing for half an hour a day. Finally, I mean, how do you do a stomping dance to "Video Killed the Radio Star", or for that matter, the list uncomprehensible spazmatic seizure-inducing songs that have no real purpose except the one fast "bump bump bump" beat to them? This game has also created the stereotype that all Japanese/Chinese people are good at DDR... Sadly in my gym class, I found out this is true, thanks to my very Asian friend.
  • Hugh Jackman: If Dr. Cox doesn't like him, why should I?
  • iPhones: Go buy a damn Blackberry that plays music and buy an attatchment for it so it can play videos. Congrats, you saved yourself at least a $100 on that alone. They're overpriced piece of crap iPods that have internet and phone, that SOMETIMES work (they don't have service in Canada and other places). Only for really preppy rich kids whose parents will pay for everything when they grow up and won't let them get anywhere on their own. Congrats, that's my parenting lesson for today.
  • Avatar of Balthazar: Ever notice most unskilled Dervishes go for this skill? It is good, but a little over powered. I mean +40 armor, 33% speed boost, and holy damage? Sure, the holy damage isn't armor ignoring, but still, it deals double against undead. Anyway, people think it's a tank, but it's not. Any Obsidian Tank > Avatar of Balthazar
  • Bad skill nerfs: Some skills/builds deserved a nerf, such as the Shadow Prison build, but still, why kill stuff like Mantra of Recovery, Avatar of Grenth, Deadly Paradox, etc? They were decent skills, and I know the reason they were nerfed: Mantra of Recovery's GvG play (6 second recharging Diversion) made it uber cheap, Avatar of Grenth's instant enchantment removal made it uber cheap, and Deadly Paradox could be used with Arcane Echo and Shadow Form to keep you near-invincible. Still, don't make it hurt me. Just nerf Shadow Form to make it shorter, Avatar of Grenth to remove one enchantment from you and your foe, and Diversion to like a 15 second recharge.
  • Penguins: I hate penguins. Every single type. I hate damn penguin movies where they're like "Yay were cute penguins lets go slide on our bellies and laugh!" Pretty much the good side of global warming: Penguins will probably die.
  • Bears: #1 threat to America.
  • Bad spelling and heavy computer lingo: This is a major pet peeve. People who are like "yo wht up mn? ru der?" Seriously, learn to type well or kill yourself. How lazy do you have to be to not type out simple words? Bad spelling, is just stupid. If you say something like "I weant to da stoer" and you think it's spelled correct, "go to da stoer" and by a rope to hang yourself with, or at least by "Basic English Spelling Course for Asses".
  • Oranges: I've always had a fear of those damn fruits. Almost choked on one when I was little, hence my fear.
  • Republicans: There's 2 types of people in the world: People who are right, or people who get everything wrong. Republicans go under the latter.
  • The term "African-American": No, it's "black." Not all black people are from Africa, so stop putting a stereotype down. Also, I hate it when people are like "Man you're all racist 'cause you're white and calling "African Americans" black." I just stop and go, "no you ass, not all black people are from Africa." Anyway, I can say whatever I want.
  • Stupid people: Go find a jar of peanut butter. Look real closely and look for the label that says "Warning: May contain peanuts". Then clap your hands and say "Thanks, you stupid asses!" Stupid people make this happen because they can't comprehend basic vocabulary and are just generic asses.
  • Larry the Cable Guy: Probably the worst "comedian" ever to live. Just some redneck who talks about "Git R Done" and generally stupid stuff. Anyway, how can he be both a cable guy AND a health inspector in "Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector"?
  • Lack of PvE Mesmer builds: I'm sick of having like 2 Mesmer builds that utilize Mesmer skills (Build: Me/Mo MoR PvE Interrupter and Build: Me/any Ineptitude Spammer). I really want for A-Net to introduce or buff skills so they can be effective in PvE. For example, Energy Surge was great, until it was nerfed. They added Ether Nightmare for I guess degen nuking, but it still doesn't cut it. Mesmers lack proper AoE skills in general, and they need some good skills for PvE.
  • Boredom: Many times I have found myself bored with Guild Wars. Once you get to that boring mission, or once you finish that campaign, you lack stuff to do. Farming is boring, PvP can get boring, and most other stuff is boring.
  • Polymock: I hate this damn mini-game. It's almost impossible to get Summon Mursaat/Ice Imp/Flame Djinn/Naga Shaman without spending way too much money on some damn piece. Honestly, Polymock is completely pointless after you get all the skills from it, hence why buying pieces is stupid. Make Polymock easier and more enjoyable.
  • My internet: My internet was fine until I replaced my modem because my brother was whining about his Xbox Live being choppy. Now what happens? We spend $100 on a modem, he gets good Xbox Live, and I get shitty internet. Constantly choppy, constantly laggy, constantly disconnecting me from Guild Wars, and constantly being a piece of shit. Nice job, guy who made my modem in India/China/Asian-country-that-makes-75%-of-most-products-in-the-world, nice job.
  • The Writer's Strike: Yeah, you have to be all bitchy about "Wahhh, I want more money, wahh wahh wahh!" Boo he freaking doo, as long as you make ample money to feed your family, pay for your living quarters, and do basic stuff, with enough money for just general fun stuff, you're fine. Stop being bitchy and help write the Daily Show/The Colbert Report, or go find someone who can and stab yourself with a picket sign.
  • Too many userboxes: Having a few userboxes to express yourself is fine, but having half the page be full of userboxes? No. Seriously, just put your region, language, alliance, favorite profession, and maybe like 5 extra boxes of fun stuff. You don't need to take any picture, put it in a userbox, and interpret it in some dumbass way.
  • Glacial Stone Farmers: IDK why, but some guy or something decided "hey, let's farm Glacial Stones!" Now we have a billion damn farming builds for farming the same damn thing. I mean, we don't need 5 Dervishes with Vow of Silence and 5 600/Smite teams. They all do the same thing. Stop submitting damn Glacial Stone farming builds and make some other, innovative builds, PvX Community!
  • Bad Monk Smiters: Smiting is bad. End of story. Sure, Zealot's Fire Monks/Ritualists/Elementalists are good, but otherwise Smiting sucks some major donkey balls. We need some type of helpful boost to Smiting to actually make it viable PvE stuff. Now though, Monks who can't learn to smite right are annoying and deal no damage.
  • Guitar Hero: Stupid ass game. Go play real guitar. It's practically DDR for your fingers, and I HATE DDR (as you may know). Seriously, what gratification does playing a fake guitar that isn't even correct (compared to a regular guitar) to a guitar? It should be called "I'm gonna live in my parents basement and leech off of them while I play guitar and try to make it big even though I can't... Hero."
  • Gangstas in non-Gangsta environments: I've seen this before. 3 "homies" walking down the sidewalk, baggy pants, large shirts, doing the Detroit lean variation without the car, acting all cool. Problem is, this is some white ass subarb, not ghetto South Bronx. Seriously, either go to the ghetto or go put on your shorts and collared shirts.
  • Denis Miller: He's a shmuck, end of story. I think it was him (pretty sure) who did that stupid ass joke about a gay guy living in some southern state who was getting ridiculed, and Denis Miller blamed this guy for not moving. So basically he's promoting "don't stand up for what you believe, just run and not do anything!" On top of that, he's not funny.
  • MTV: It used to be good, but now it's just "Rich 16 Year Old Bitch Gets Trashed and Has a Sweet Sixteen" or "Let's Watch This Rich Celebrity Show Off!" Just show good music videos, not crappy ones.
  • Instant Messaging: Really, it's just stupid. Basically for 3 things: Child molesters, nerds wanting to get laid, or people looking for someone who wants to get laid. None of them work. Child molesters deserve to have there privates chopped off, end of story. People wanting to get laid should just find someone they like, get personal, etc...
  • World of Warcraft: I'm not gonna pay $15 a month for a game that's worse and nerdier than Guild Wars!
  • PvX OWN Policy: I know that disliking PvX policies is like playing Devil's Advocate, but I still don't think that this is a logical policy. I think that the original writer of the build has supreme power over it. It's like writing a newspaper article and then someone writing completely over it. I think this needs change, and should be this: "Original authors of a build/article have supreme power over it. Others may put suggestions on the Talk Page, but not directly change the build without the author's permission. People may only make minor changes to the build, such as linking issues and editing errors. Anything else will be considered vandalism and subject to punishment." There, rant on my Talk all you want, but I can have my freedom of speech.
  • Journey to the North: Stupid thing that noobs get so they can go to GWEN. I mean I wanted to go to GWEN so I can escape some noobs, hang around good people, and get cool stuff. But now, especially with the Sneak Peek Weekend, noobs are infesting GWEN. I need to call my exterminator.
  • New rating requirement: WTF? I now need an e-mail address to rate crap? That's BS. I like to keep my e-mail address private, and I've already got it confirmed (I think) yet still I'm unable to make ratings.
  • Dungeons and Dragons: There's a limit I draw to my nerdiness. 2 things go over that rainbow: World of Warcraft, and D&D. Seriously, D&D is damn awful and pointless. I thought Guild Wars wasted my life, but this?
  • /Ragequitters: PvX doesn't want to keep your crappy builds here. Honestly, just because a build you THINK is bad is actually really fucking great, don't /ragequit because you're wrong. Pretty much everyone one time or another makes a stupid build. We're not going to soften you up and say it's good, we're gonna say it sucks donkey balls. People aren't always right, especially /ragequitters
  • Guild Wars 2: Oh noooo! A-Net is going to fuck this up for realz! Seriously, make Guild Wars 2 like a game that a lot of people play... It's called Guild Wars. Don't go onto the stupid WoW train with having to jump over shit and stuff. Also, the level cap should be 20. It always has been 20. This makes the playing field even for players and lets people meet their max potential quickly so then they can start focusing on tactics and builds then on leveling. It makes Guild Wars fair and enjoyable, not having the fat nerd who reached level 1,337 go around with his pet Polar Bear and practically ass rape everyone and kill Kenny (yes, I've seen the South Park WoW Episode). With that said, the whole "Companions" system will hardly level out the playing field compared to actual levels.
  • Text messaging: Really? I mean, it's good for a one way thing, like basically, for example, saying "Sorry, can't pick you up from school" or a short message, but what's the point of constantly going back and forth? It takes like 5 minutes to make one already incomprehensible sentence while you could just call the person and say that sentence in 2 minutes. Unless you're trying to sneak your conversation on the down low at school or you have some speech impedement, be smart and save the cash and go with actually calling someone.
  • "Spors": "Spors" are basically what I call fake sports. Eating and ping-pong are a few examples. It's basically for stupid people who hate sports to say "yeah, I'm totally an athlete now!" No. Sports are only really the major worldwide ones we know of: Baseball, Basketball, Soccer (Football), Football (American), Golf, Rugby, and other stuff. On the other hand, junk like Lacrosse really isn't.
  • Mike Huckabee: Ew, just ew. I don't even know why he just shot up from the low percentages to being a viable Republican frontrunner, but still. I know he got the Colbert Bump, but still, his points are flawed, and his being a pastor in 3 churches practically speaks for his views on stuff.
  • The news coverage of Democratic frontrunners: Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton have basically gotten into a two-way pissing match, thanks to the media. Other great candidates such as Dennis Kucinich (who is awesome) and John Edwards are sadly overlooked. No one really knows the 2 frontrunners' views anymore, as news now focuses on "Oh look! Hillary said Barack has bad judgment! Ooooh!"
  • Bloggers: Arrrggh. I hate them. I mean what moron wants to whine and complain about unimportant stuff... Oh wait...
  • Dishonor: Yes, it is there for a good purpose, but the idiots at A-Net can't distinguish "I lost connection" from "I'm leaving you morons". As you may know (see a few above), my internet connection sucks, so I keep losing damn connection and can't get it back. So, I get slapped with Dishonor and can't play for an hour. Nice job, dickwads.
  • RA: Oh. My. God. How many horrible builds can you find? I mean, I'm sick of being stuck with jackasses who carry Resurrect and a horrible (if any) self heal. Since I can't Monk due to bad internet, I usually have to run offensive or Wanderlust Hybrid (for any chance at healing). I mean seriously, I've seen everything from Barrage-Touchers and MM Warriors. It's almost impossible to a get a good team with a good Monk and good people. Too bad it's so damn addictive and easier way to get Glad points and Balthazar faction then TA.
  • The "Roleplayers": For anyone whose seen GuildCast stuff (or am I just that nerdy?), they might remember the Roleplayer episode. For those who don't, it's about a Mesmer noob who tries to act like he ACTUALLY lives in the game or something. Still, I'm sick of people who take it way to seriously and are like "Haha! Taste the cold metal of my powerful Scythe!" or "I will have fun decorating my house with your remains!" I mean seriously, I want to do some serious nutsack-ripping when I here this. If I here a "Roleplayer" then I'll go with no support for them.
  • Gladiator Title: I have nothing wrong with it, but it's a pain in the ass to get. TA is too organized for you to usually make it to tons of games, and RA has too many noobs. It seems I always get to the 4th match and I think I'm gonna get atleast one point, but then "BAM!" Lag city, lose connection, people go AFK. WHY MUST I BE SMOTE??? Again, it all goes back to my shitty internet. Revert it back to ye olde version and I'll be as sound as a pound.
  • Monk Blamers: I found that I can actually Monk halfway decent (using a Bonder build, of course). But of course idiots (like in all RA matches) start getting all pissy about "bad Monking". Give Monks a break. They have to be stuck with a lowly 60 armor to start, and are constantly the target of about atleast half a team. Yet some moron Assassin charges into the frontlines with a SP build or something, far out of aggro range of the Monk, and expect to be instant healed while the Monk is being raped by an Elementalist, Assassin, and Warrior? Oh please. Bring some self reliability or stay within Monk aggro.
  • Children: If children are the world's future, does that mean their parents are the past?
  • eHarmony: Uggghh... I mean, how racist can you get? You have to of course be a straight Christian to join and the founder is a racist schmuck. He's getting a giant lawsuit so far up his ass that he can start tasting Appletinis yet he still is all stupid and takes his religious views over coporate gain (yes, usually views > money, but not in this case). Be smart and give it up or people will give up this crappy dating site. Irony of it all, these "couples" are probably boning eachother before getting married.
  • False ratings: This goes for people who rate builds on their "sub" categories. One big issue with this has been Cripshot. People are like "Oooh! It's bad in AB!" Well guess what. AB is the lowest form of PvP. Period. Rate builds on their famous startings, not on their sub tags. Otherwise, consider uninstalling.
  • Fox News: It's not much news as it is news slathered with hot molten conservative ass fluid. I like my news like elevators: Straight up with closing doors. Don't slather your greasy opinions all over my current events.
  • AB Nukers: I have no problem with Nuking in AB. It's a good thing. But submitting the same recycled build on PvX is not. Common, all we need is MB, SF, and SH Nukers, not one with a small variant that is really irrevelant. Stop making them. Now.
  • Boy Scout Leaders: This goes for the crumbumbs who run the Boy Scouts. I mean, they say they're anti-gay. That's bad. Yet, they think it's not wrong to shove a bunch of little boys into a cabin with a few adults in there and let them all sleep together? Oh the irony!
  • Pokemon: It was the thing of the 90's. I loved it. I worshipped it. But eventually, you realize "WTF was I thinking with this shit?" I know I still have the cards and Pokemon Yellow (yes YELLOW) sitting around somewhere, but looking back, I realized why I got off the shit: It was so fucking stupid. I mean, you keep a bunch of small, mostly furry animals as your slaves and pit them in legal "dog fights" against other people. When that's done, you shove them into a Pokeball that is about the size of an orange (another bad thing with Pokemon) and let them sit there until you want to force them to fight again. On top of that, nowadays, I here they have like "Pokemon 12: The Uber Movie With That Uber Rare Pokemon" with a bunch of new, boring, imagination-dried Pokemon. Really, the market is dead.
  • Mudkip: If u herd i liek Mudkipz, u herd rong.
  • Disaster Movies: Honestly, what's enjoyable about seeing New York City/London/San Francisco/Washington D.C. being blown up? Honestly, you're like "Awesome! The Empire State Building just fell over and crushed the monster! Wow!" when really you don't realize the political symbolism that it is. You figure it out.
  • Excessive use of the word "fuck": Fuck yeah I use it now and then, but keep going "hells fuck yeah I just fucking beat the fucking shit out of this fucking wammo, fuck!" No.
  • Mgrinshpon's ratings on RfBM's: He votes right, but now he's got me saying "caresses me in sensual ways" and other naughty things. Damn.
  • Pets: Not real life pets, I love household critters. I mean Guild Wars Pets. They're good for certain situations, like B/P, Thumping or Tank Masters, but saying "Hey! I'm not using my secondary profession! LET'S HAVE A PET!" No.
  • People who kill pets: Again, not real life pets, Guild Wars Pets. I mean, what retard would spend their time killing something that is probably a tenth as dangerous as it's owner? I mean, you kill the owner, the pet is practically useless. People keep attacking pets and are like "Hahaha!" when you just resurrect it 1 second later. Seriously, lrn2play.
  • Dr. Phil: Ok, say for example you and your wife/husband/buttbuddy are having marital/civil union/buttbuddy issues. Would you want some middle aged bald fat guy to tell you about what you should do? I thought so. All he does is ask "And how is that working out for you?" and then the big fat lady cries, wah.
  • Psychics: Honestly, what retard thinks this shit is real? All they do is say really obscure things that can be interpreted in so many ways. Pet psychics are worse. They're like "Oh... Oooh... OOOOOH! Mr. Flubberwigguns says he hates it when you pet him too hard and wants more food!" Well duh asshole, you pet a cat lightly and feed it more food of course it will be happy.
  • Backfire: In PvE, it is pretty good at taking down casters. Against humans though, don't even try. It's not a good anti-caster counter, compared to Diversion, Power Leak, and others.
  • Spear Warriors: What makes you think they're so good we have to submit one after another after another just to see them march into the Trash. See this to learn why.
  • Mario: I love Mario. I really do. But do we need to throw him and his friends into any immaginable sport/game ever? I mean Mario Soccer, Mario Baseball, Mario Kart, Mario Tennis, Mario Party, Super Mario, Paper Mario, and others I can't even name. Leave him be and continue his original career: hero plumber who jumps over barrels and saves annoying twats who wear boxers and pink dresses.
  • AB Builds: Honestly, how hard is it to get an AB build? You just take your generic PvP nuker, kick the Res for a self heal, and you got an AB build! No point just taking generic PvE builds and adding minute changes to them so you're like "Heh! Easy "Good" or "Great" vetted build!" No.
  • Sanctum Cay Runners: Seriously, how hard is it to run Sanctum Cay? You take your generic all-around farming build, slap on a running skill or two, and now you can run Sanctum cay. We don't need 10 builds all doing the same, easy task. Honestly, if we have 2 SC Runners, all others should be WELL'd.
  • People who support bears: If you support bears, YOU HATE AMERICA!
  • Hippies: Honestly, fucking tree huggers. Yeah, I'm a vegger (aka veggitarian) but I'm not as bad as these pot-heads. Honestly, I doubt listening to the Grateful Dead, smoking weed, and protesting things with the word "man" is a job. Seriously, yeah wars, pollution, and animal violence is bad, but I doubt someone will say "Hey, if a pot-head told me to stop dumping my shit into the forest, I should listen!"
  • The Peace sign: Honestly, when did Mercedes become peaceful?
  • Bad Resurrects: Once, during RA, I saw some chick using Vengeance on me (an Assassin). We were playing Priest Elimination or whatever, and I got resurrected. I ran to the priest, and halfway through my chain "Huuuuuggggh!" I die. I realize it was Vengeance, so I tell her to not use Vengeance. For the next 15 minutes, she explains why Vengeance is better than Resurrection Chant on a Mesmer using Fast Casting. I got really pissed.
  • Mark of Rodgort Warriors/Assassins/Dervishes/Paragons/Rangers/Meleers: Do I need a reason?
  • ____acasters: Honestly, we don't need a billion builds because of some energy issues on Assacasters. End of story, you want energy on your Assacaster? Bring Energy Drain or something. Honestly, we don't need Monkacasters, Ritacasters, Waracasters, whatever. Seriously, every profession has energy management (to some extent), lean into the non-primary attributes, pick a good elite energy manager, and slap it onto an Assassacaster. Tah-da! There goes a new era of bad builds.
  • Alliance Battles: Ridiculously addicting, yes. But the local hotspot for the noob support meetings? Unfortunately, yes. I mean honestly, 90% of the time, I'm the only guy using a good build (aka meta) and doing something, as opposed to Joe Necromancer using Life Transfer with some Sword attacks. Not to mention people just invite every single person in the district, and we end up as an unorganized, Monk-less team.
  • Nubs: Here's a story. I was playing AB, running a good old Cripslash Warrior (meta, no revisions). I ping my build and some Assassin goes "Your build sucks." She kept whining on why her build is awesome (she never showed it to me) and why mine sucks. Later, I'm dead, so I go see what she's doing. Her and her guildie are running Flashing Blades Assassins... /sigh.
  • Rev. Al Sharpton: Black rights is good. He is not. He calls himself a "civil rights activists" but when it comes to civil issues about gays, middle-easterners, etc, he doesn't do shit. However, if even the slightest comment can be twisted into being racist against blacks, he's all over you like white on rice (sorry for the bad metaphor). I mean, he always gets into any issue he can and immideately make it a racism issue, yet when some poor gay guy gets harrassed and beaten to death, he sits back and proudly proclaims he is a "civil rights activist" and ignores the issue.
  • [LaZy]: People are like "Wow! 700 members! They must be pro!" They're not. All they do is recruit any single person they can. They say 17 years old is a requirement, but I've seen some people who are like 13 and belong to LaZy. All they do is recruit and do very little persides that.
  • Vandals: Really, how depressing and pointless is your life that you have to vandalize people? I mean, first off, it takes 3 clicks and it's undone. Second, why? If you have a grudge with someone, stop talking to them or just NPA a bunch and get banned for 3 days. If you think vandalizing is fun, then go hang yourself and put your pathetic excuse for life out of order.
  • Nintendo Wii: The system is awesome. It really is. But of course, you can't find it any fucking where and everywhere you can find it they rip you off by selling it for $400! What ever happened to the low costing good ol' $250 Wii?
  • PS3: Pretty Shitty to the 3rd power. Compared to Xbox 360 and Wii, it fails. Except it's way better than the Wii. People who buy Xbox looked foward to Halo 3. People who bought a Wii looked foward to SSBB. People who buy a $600 system with medicore games need to get something fun to play. Yeah, sure, it's a "cheap Blu-Ray player," but honestly, get a HD TV and some nice cables for a DVD player. Tah-da, you got HD quality movies for about half the price!
  • Beaches: What's so fun about them? You go there, expecting hot chicks/dudes (whatever you dig) only to find a clown car full of old, fat, and fugly people! Then you get sunburn, pee in the ocean, get sand on your back, and go home in dissapointment.
  • Border security: People are like "Mexicans are taking our jobs!" Did anyone ever think of checking our CANADIAN borders? CANADIANS ARE TAKING OUR FUCKING JOBS, RAWR!
  • Shock Axe: any more the eviscerate executioners strike spike dont work that much but its fairly effective. very weak against any type of anti-melee and shock is a costly interrupt skill
  • Pat Robertson: Just eww. If I was ever alone in a room with that guy, I'd get the fuck out. He's some crazy religious fanatic.
  • Harry Potter: I mean, everyone read it as a kid. But if you're like 20 years old and read these books, consider hanging yourself. I mean, I can see having a short lived fad of it, like Pokemon, but to re-read the books like 10 times... Jesus...
  • Skakid's vocabulary: I mean, can't he use more racial slurs? What about using nig, nigs, niggas, nig nags, nag nags, naggers, nigglets, niggles, nagglets, naggles, niggidy nigs, niggidy nags, and slappyjacks?
  • Arena-Net: It ends here, Arena-Net. This is the rant of rants, the king of kings. Arena-Net, uninstall. Now. Jerkholes over there nerf the shit out of any build that is mildly successful. Turrets were good. But hey, the dickheads at Arena-Net have to take the fun out of that. They weren't even HUGELY imba. Why don't you make Guardian a 20 second recharge and make WoH heal for 20 health while you're at it, assholes? If a series of skills makes GvG unbeatable, then yeah nerf it. But if a build is just fun to play and just plain old good, leave it be. Don't be a shithole and screw it up. I would fire a bunch of those damn skill balancers and fine some people with common logic in Guild Wars. Defiant Elements, consider getting a call from A-Net.
  • "Suxons" and "Kurzdicks": It's a storyline, people. But of course the losers on Guild Wars think these pitiful excuses for smack talk work? I couldn't give a shit if someone went "Well you're a Kurzdick!" Honestly, I don't dedicate myself to fictional characters. Really, Kurzicks are tree-huggers and Luxons are turtle-humpers. I still don't care, however. My common smack talk of saying that I'll burn down their house and rape their dog works fine!
  • Guild Wars Wiki: As Shadowsin's page there says "Much drama". If I put this list on there I would be banned within like 2 hours. Yet I've had the list here for probably since my start at PvX and only got banned once (much whining besides that). Still, I don't like 'em.
  • Jimmy Buffet: I knew we needed a large supplier of fucking shit music! Honestly, only stoners and fratboys listen to him. What fucking genius thought of "Cheeseburger in Paradise"? I think he was just smoking the Mary Jane and got the munchies in Jamaica, so he ate a CHEESEBURGER IN PARADISE.
  • Ronald Reagan: Made conservatives cool? Oh kiss my ass. Liberpublicans are the way to go.
  • Sci-Fi Channel: Battlestar Galactica is probably the best fucking show you'll ever watch (the new one, not the shitty old one). However, Sci-Fi just has Stargate, Star Trek, some other random show with the word "Star" in it, and the 1,000 TV movies about slaying dragons and giant crocodiles who attack London and you need to use Excalibur and the magic potion to have the ordinary teenager but with the ability to fly to kill it. Seriously, just play Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica all day, then you won't be such a joke.
  • Mongolians: STUPID MONGOLIANS! HOW COME WHENEVER CHINESE BUILD WALL MONGOLIANS HAVE TO KNOCK IT DOWN! STOP KNOCKING DOWN MY CITY WALL!!!
  • Guild Wars: Like all new games, it's fun at the start. However, the lack of updates to keep it exciting... That's not. They went and gave us EotN, an easily beaten "expansion" (not even a fucking campaign) along with a few new skills. Woo-hoo. I mean Runescape is fail, yes, but atleast they were able to keep me playing for 3-4 years with weekly updates that kept it interesting. Also, I mean it's a fucking game. Life doesn't revolve around it. Get some other hobby, like collecting cards or stamps, architecture, drawing, cutting, suicide, or arson. I think arson is LOADS of fun... I don't think my neighbors do though. Still, encouraging me to play more Alliance Battles with double faction isn't going to help. Giving out free Legendary Swords with every win... Maybe.
  • Izzy: I don't care if D-Shot is his favorite skill. It's fucking awesome. But he doesn't know how to skill balance. The March 6th update fucked up a lot.
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  • Mozilla Firefox: People are like "Wow you use internet explorer you suck." Okay, I don't give a flying fuck. I can still browse the web and relatively good speed with IE as well as Firefox. Now stop debating pointless issues like the fight between 2 web browsers and get a fucking life or take your fucking life away.
  • Rush Limbaugh: Okay, I may just make Wizardboy not able to access this from school for this thing. Rush Limbaugh is... a fucking douche bag asshole fucking retarded right wing gun ho shit faced cock master uncle fucker. Everything he says is fucking wrong and is just right wing slander that he backs up with unreliable facts and horrible opinion. Rush, baby, if you can here me, DRIVE OFF A FUCKING CLIFF OR CUT YOUR WRISTS! Oh yeah, you're a devote Christian (obviously), so I can just do it for you. Call me!
  • Locust's Fury: Okay, people make like 10 builds trying to use it effective. I mean, when we get bored at PvX, we try to make rather bad elites into a good build. I'm sorry, but you CANNOT do that with Locust's Fury! Stop trying now.
  • Vengeance/Unyielding Aura: If you use this, then go to the nearest fucking cliff, jump off it, and shoot yourself in the process. These are horrible and always will be. Forever. And ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever.
  • WWE: I mean, really. This is completely just god awful actors. Also, half the people who watch it are anti-gay, yet what is more gay than half naked sweaty men in leather throwing eachother down constantly.
  • Bear Grylls: What a fraud. All he does is go out into a jungle for an hour, talks about survival, jumps into a few rivers, then goes to his hotel. Also, he eats like EVERYTHING. "Well, look what we have here! A maramaran! The local people call it the Ukakaka and is a holy animal to them. Luckily it's edible! *chomp*! A little rubbery, but not bad!"
  • Raptor Farmers: I mean, is this the new craze of farming builds? Idiots keep submitting like 10 of them thinking "Oh wow I can finally get a Great build!" Shut up. Small variants on 1 build is just stupid. STOP FUCKING MAKING THEM!
  • Ether Renewal builds: Just like Raptor Farmers, they're just another craze. We don't need to take any vetted build and change the elite to ER. Stop now. We've had ER Smiters, Healers, Protters, Melee Supporters, Nukers, Air Eles, Farmers, Rit Healers, so on... Please, we don't need all these unnecessary builds.
  • Nazis: ...Illinois Nazis.
  • Excessive Guild Wars: I can see being bored and Obs a high ranked GvG now and then, but to stalk the charts as though it was ESPN football is just sad. GUILD WARS IS NOT A SPORT.
  • MLG: Major League Gaming. Here's a story; my brother, my dad, and I go to a MLG expo in Meadowlands (for us New Jersians, you may know where that is). I thought "Cool! Halo, SSBB, can it get better?" It was boring as shitting. We're watching a bunch of lifeless, eye damaged 16 year old high school dropouts play Halo for a living, with not even freebies in sight! So my dad and I play billiards for 2 hours while my brother stays inthrawled in watching other people play a game that he could easily do himself. Case in point: baseball is a sport. Video games aren't.
  • John McCain: That's right, bitch, you're losing the the Oval Office! Barrack Obama is going to whoop your ass. Anyway, I'm watching a comercial by John McCain which is basically this: "My dad was in war, my grandpa was in war, I was a POW, I don't like war." If you don't like it, then why are you trying to keep us in it? Lose the election, and lose it hard.
  • Airsoft: These are basically for kids who are like "I wanna shoot shit but not ACTUALLY shoot it." It's a pointless game. I mean, if you're all into Airsoft and like to shoot weaponry, then shoot yourself in the face.
  • The term "Euro": Honestly, it's a bad joke. It got old very fast, as did saying "nigger" or any bad racial slurs. It just isn't funny anymore, the laughter has been sapped out of it.
  • People who hate the '08 Olympic games: Shut up. I don't care what China does or did, it's the FUCKING OLYMPICS. For a few weeks, we can simply ignore all the shit that's happening and look at this shit that's happening. I wouldn't care if it was held in Nazi Germany; the Olympics is the Olympics, regardless of location.
  • Water Temple: Sorry, I had to put this down. The Water Temple, for those of you who don't know, is a "slang" term for the impossible, derived from the Water Temple in Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, where the Water Temple dungeon is FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. I've been running around the damn Water Temple trying to raise the fucking water level so I can kill the fucking boss yet I can't (BTW, I have it on the Wii so don't think I'm hooking up the N64 which I don't have). Still, it's annoying.
  • Don't Ask, Don't Tell: This is the policy that admits that our (U.S.) army is a bunch of bigots. Good fucking job. If you do this for gays, you may as well apply it to anybody whose not a white Christian male, as that's who the assholes who enforced this "policy" (I use that lightly because it's so fucking bad that I hardly consider it a policy as much as a proclamation of bigotry). I support some of the men and women in the army, but not anyone who agrees with this. Saying that being gay interferes with duties is bull shit. It's like saying black, or Middle-eastern, or Irish, or Polish, or Russian, or... you get the point, interferes with duties. I hope when our next president (Barack Obama) gains office he'll repeal this religious bull shit.
  • JPEGS: Honestly, I used to use them all the time. Until I realized their quality is complete crap. I've been chaning a lot my images to PNG's or GIF's now, so I suggest you do too. I mean, look at the different of my 2 sig pics! File:GoD Wario Sig.JPG and GoD Wario Sig!
  • Hero Battles: Honestly, to me, this is just slightly above RA in the "PvP honor" line. All you do is hone your micromanaging skills then take the most fucking random piece of shit build that's the meta, and then fight against 3 NPC's and a player. It's really fucking stupid. And people are like "Ha!! I'm r9 Commander!" or whatever. Good job, you just wasted your life micromanaging heroes. Again, it's fucking stupid.
  • Church and state: Isn't seperate but should be seperate. People try to argue that their seperate, but as long as we don't let gays marry or be openly gay in the army, it's not. The state would be perfect if there was a complete seperation from church. No bias, more freedom. That's what should be happening, but it's not.
  • Herman: I have 2 cats (we used to have like 8). One of them is Herman, a 15-17 year old tabby cat. He is SO FUCKING ANNOYING. I know he's old and senile, but really? Basically, he follows me around the house every day and scratches at cabinets and windows and anything he can scratch at to make me notice him. And that's not the worse part. I must warn you though, don't read the next part on a full stomach. My computers are in a room between my kitchen and garage. It was redone about a year ago and now has new floors and paint and actually looks nice. In here, we have a cabinet full of supplies (pencils, paper, etc) and a few shelves of books and collectables. We also have a litter box. So everytime I'm looking through PvX, I'll here this SQUIRT come out of the ass of my cat. My cat has like chryonic diaria, no joke. And you'll here this SQUIRT and EXPLOSION. And he can't cover the damn semi-solid fudge sauce. So I have to hold my breath, cover his heaping pile of semi-solid shit with litter, and then spray some Febreeze to make the rapidly spreading odor stop. Now you may cringe, vomit, or both.
  • People who hate Ursan: WHY? Honestly, I don't see why. First off, saying "it ruins PvE" is crap. How can you ruin PvE??? It makes it easier than it already is and makes you able to farm stuff. Second, if you don't like it, DON'T RUN IT. Although anyone who has run it knows it's effective and anyone who has it on their team as a great tank. Stop whining.
  • Homophobes: Seriously, what's so scary about gay people? Is it their acute sense of fashion? Is it their nice cologne? I don't get it. Just stop being bigots okay?
  • Electoral College: I don't get it. If America votes for a president, shouldn't the majority of people voting for candidate X or candidate Y choose, not some funky system. Also, got George Bush elected, so GG.
  • John McCain: Dirty campaigns are dirty. See this
  • "Support Our Troops" Ribbons: No no no, I have nothing against supporting the troops. Even though the war is fucking stupid, supporting the troops should still be okay. Anyway, the ribbons first started off for that. It was fine. Then they made some for HIV/AIDS awareness. That was tolerable. Then they did it for autism. Again, tolerable. Now they have a billion fucking ribbons for any fucking thing. It goes from supporting our armed forces to "I LOVE MY JACK RUSSEL!!!!!!" Oh my fucking god, won't they ever stop? That and Jesus fish are really annoying.
  • Whoever the fuck made "Superbad": Okay, the 40 Year Old Virgin was great. But now they're just spewing out bad stoner flicks about weed and some stupid ass storyline with way too much profanity that it's not funny, just stupid. Seriously, stop.
  • Sarah Palin: Bad policies and lack of experience aside, she's REALLY annoying. I mean, I don't care how many Republicans go downtown with Buster Brown over her, but her voice is like nails on a chalkboard. And for anyone who can count the number of times she's said "maverick", "hockey mom", "reformer(s)", or "Joe 6-pack" since her nomination, please tell me. The number would be staggering. And her accent is classified as "Canadian redneck".
  • McCain "we're all American" shit: Did ANYONE find it funny that the so called "all-American" ticket comes from Alaska and the Panama Canal zone? Anyone? Atleast Obama was born in Hawaii and Biden was born in Pennsylvania.
  • Euro music: No offense, but it makes no fucking sense. At all. Sorry, Alex.
  • People who can't format correctly: I mean, come on. Newbie or not, the Format and Syntax is quite easy to understand and realize that to make a build it should be [[Build: X/Y Build Name]] (essentially). I'm sick of moving 1,000 builds because people don't read it. And it seems as though all the builds I have to move are beyond horrible.
  • Heavy metal: I really don't see why people love it. It's mainly just a bunch of screaming and some guy on the guitar, not much else. It may just be me, but does anyone really care about melody, lyrics, and effects anymore?
  • Spanish class: Honestly, some people want to learn languages and become a translator or a Spanish teacher or whatever. Good for them. But for those who are forced to take some language we'll never use, I don't get it. I live in America. I don't like traveling on planes much. The only time I'd REALLY need to speak Spanish is to get some beaners to paint my house. I don't want to bring down my GPA because of some stupid class.
  • Nazis: Wow, they tried to assinate Obama? That's not cool. Well, Nazis aren't cool either, but yeah, that's terrible. Hope they endorse McCain!
  • The ending to "The Matrix: Revolutions": What. The. Fuck. It's retarted. The stupid little girl goes "I MADE A RAINBOW FOR NEO!" and the Oracle is like "GOOD FOR YOU!" and then I get all pissed because I was hoping that it was going to say something like "The fight is not done" in the credits so I can see the Matrix 4 or whatever. But no. They give us some stupid ass ending that makes no sense. At all.
  • Joe the Plumber: Okay, some random guy in Ohio is not what you run your campaign on. Seriously, all McCain does is someone like Tom Brokaw will be like "Mr. McCain, some politicians criticize your choice of Sarah Palin as VP, what do you say to them?" and McCain goes "JOE THE PLUMBER DAHHHHRRR!" Everytime I hear Joe the Plumber I want to shoot myself in the fucking head. So what ever happened to Rick the Lobbiest, Bill the Denier, Sarah the Jester, and John the Sockpuppet? And yes, I gave funny names to McCain staff people.
  • Joe the Plumber: I hated it oh so much I must bring it up. Twice. Joe the Plumber doesn't have a plumbing license, doesn't pay his bills, and is trying to take his 15 minutes of fame to write a book and even run for Congress. Seriously.
  • The Dutch: There's two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant to other people, and the Dutch.
  • Barack Obama memorobilia: ...Really? Seriously, I was watching the election on November 4th, and right as they say "Barack Obama is the next President of the United States", I start seeing commercials for this shit. Coins, plates, underwear, whatever. And it looks like crap too! You see the JFK half dollar and it looks like a dime or a nickel. You see this shit and it looks like they took a piece of paper, slapped it onto a coin, and said "IT'S SO MAJESTIC!" They even rushed the plates so much that it has the electoral votes wrong on the back because of the undecided states! You couldn't wait like 1 FUCKING MONTH for Alabama and Alaska atleast? Seriously, trying to make money off a historic American event is really cheesy.
  • Encyclopedia Dramatica: Despite the many lols I get, I think it gave my computer viruses. DAMN YOU!!!!
  • Christmas music: Don't get me wrong, I don't mind some Mormon Tabernacle Choir shit, mostly because it's plain white noise musak for holiday events. But there's some shit that's plain stupid. Last Chritmas by Wham! is one of them, alongside Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer and some stupid song about buying mommy shoes because she might kick the bucket and see Jesus. Really...
  • iTunes: You ever realize why so many places turn to "points"? Xbox, Wii, etc, all have points. It's because they're smart. You have to pay tax on buying the points, but not on the items you buy with them. So, if I have 2000 Wii points ($20), I can buy 2 1000 ($10) games. However, with fucking iTunes, it uses cash, so everything is taxed. You get a $20 gift card for iTunes, you buy a $9.99 CD, and you're now under $10. Seriously, I bought a Muse CD and was planning on buying the Dark Knight (since I got a jack for my iPod to hook up to a TV, and I wouldn't mind having the Dark Knight around), but of course I run short. Gaaaahhh...
  • Bobby Jindal: I see this guy on TV and figure he's going to sound like 7/11 employee. He talks and he sounds like fucking stereotypical Southern man. Lol.
  • Obama Stimulus opposition: Tax cuts don't solve fucking everything, morons. We spent 8 years with "tax cuts" and we got the shithole we're in now. You know what we need? TAX CUTS.
  • Tax Cuts: ^
  • Wikia servers: I was thinking Grinch was just bitching about not much because he hates PvX, but he's right. These serves suck pretty bad. I can't edit this page without it showing my text in real time by taking like 5 seconds to process after I'm done.
  • PvE elitists: Whoopdi-fucking-do, you spend all your time playing the easiest part of GW, good fucking job. Now maybe you can spend the rest of the time you're not c-spacing or using easy "mash this button over and over" builds to hang yourselves and let the real part of GW (PvP) be the main topic.
  • Talk page templates: I don't mind the welcome ones because at one point everyone used them, but the ones that are like "LOL IM HITTIN U WIF MY DAGGERS" or dumb shit like that is annoying, and seemingly enough, only bad people use them (except for me of course).
  • Nintendo DS: I have an old-ass NDS, like 1st edition old. Could they just get it right the first time and dstop making a million fucking versions of it. We have the DS, the DS Lite, and the DSi (which is soon to hit shelves). My DS has terrible glare issues, and while it plays the same things, the DS Lite actually fits in a pocket without looking like your hip replacement just shot out of your skin and doesn't have the terrible glare issues that the DS has. And the DSi has a fucking Online Store for downloadable games.
  • Unfinished Pokemon hacks: When you're hacking a Pokemon game to completely re-write it, it's major undertaking. If you're going to start a major project that everyone wants to download, make sure you atleast finish a good part of it? Or else we're all like /sight and wanting to get a good part of the hack.
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Things that don't annoy me

  • William Shatner: He's able to make fun of himself... and make money at the same time. Kudos, Captain Kirk, kudos.
  • Democrats: There's people who get everything right, and people who get everything wrong. Democrats go in the first.
  • Guild Wars: Great game, and I bet that PvX likes it... as they wouldn't be here if it didn't exist.
  • Pool: Another great game. I love to just go to a pool hall, get a soda, play pool until it's too late to play anymore. Fun game to play, great with friends.
  • Innovation: What's the point of playing Guild Wars if all you do is sit there using the same build day after day after day? It's called a game, and games are meant to be fun. The good citizens who add innovative builds (Stuff like Axe Rampage) are the people who make Guild Wars go round.
  • Elitists: Elitists by people who think the best builds should be the only builds. Elitists seperate the bad, never used, medicore builds from the prime, state-of-the-art, top-notch builds that we should all use.
  • To Catch a Predator: It's funny as hell. If Chris Hansen walks up to you and introduces himself, then you know you're in deep shit. Still, I just think it's funny as hell when he says "Well, we have these messages talking about raping this 13 year old," and they say "Well... Ummm... That wasn't me! I've been hacked!" Then he pulls out the photos of the guy taking nude pictures of himself and the guy says "That's not my dick!"
  • Communism: I'm a Communist. The thing is, people see Communists as nuke-toting evil Stalin-jocks. Really, the idea is sound: get rid of the class structure. People say that if classes (low, middle, high) are unbalanced, something bad will happen. With no classes, nothing bad will happen. Communism is a good idea, but people just made it into a bad thing.
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