User:Life Guardian

I've recently discovered crown+rootbeer. It's freaking amazing. Life Guardian 06:47, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

You have too much fucking money. You need to meet Kamikazes and Cabin Still and Wal-Mart coke. (The Wal-Mart coke actually tastes better with Cabin Still.) -- Danny 07:23, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Life is limited to the alcohol that his parents have in fairly large quantities! Also limited in mixers. Btw, it's 7 crown not crown royal(pretty sure they're different). Captain Morgan and rootbeer is pretty good too. Life Guardian 17:50, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

J.D. and ginger beer. Good stuff. ~ PheNaxKian talk 17:57, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

Parents don't have any Jack Daniels qq. Life Guardian 20:02, October 12, 2010 (UTC)

that's called seagram's you fucknut. You order "crown" instead of "seagram's" in a bar and your drink just went up 5 dollars. hurr. i pretty much grew up on 7 and 7s (seagram's and 7-up).

if you're up for the challenge, try this:

• 1 shot whiskey
• 1 shot spiced rum
• 1 shot bourbon
• 1 shot vokda
• 1 shot triple sec (orange liquer)
• 1/2 can to full can of coke, depending on your manliness level
• 1 shot of silver rum if you're a fucking masochist

The only manlier drink is a double shot of Cabin Still with some coke and a splash of bitters (or sweet and sour mix). -- Danny 05:17, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

W/e, i dont really care at this point :>. I would try it...but i dont think i have rum or bourbon D:. Plus the only mixers i can think of that i have are rootbeer and coke, so no 7 and 7s either...depressing liquor cabinet is depressing. Life will get a list of alcohol and potential mixers and danny can make me a drink! Life Guardian 05:22, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

You need a 21+ friend. I've compiled a decent list here: User:Daññy/Drinks. I'll add more to it later. -- Danny 05:38, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

I know. Anyways, here's the rather depressing list: Jose cuervo, triple sec, glenfidditch, patron, kahlua, seagrams, smirnoff, curacao, and then a couple others which I seriously doubt you will have heard of/can be made into something. Life Guardian 06:13, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Happen to have any Sweet and Sour? --Brandnew 06:29, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

In other words:

tequila, triple sec, whiskey, tequila, coffee liquer, whiskey, vodka, and triple sec. combine one of each of the uniques (minus kahlua) and get shitty? -- Danny 06:41, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

Nope :< but i did find a massive bottle of bacardi superior hidden way at the back of the cabinet. Also loltext, dunno what you're trying to say. Life Guardian 06:42, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

1 tequila, 1 whiskey, 1 vodka, 1 triple sec plus coke might be not too bad. root beer might be too weak to handle the tequila flavor. -- Danny 06:45, October 13, 2010 (UTC)

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