I'm English, I've been playing GW since 2005, and I will never call anyone a noob. When playing on my Paragon I have a disturbing tendency to put "-izzle" on the end of words.

In game I like doing PvE with the Alliance, playing RA and AB, helping the odd newbie, and winding up spammers in general chat. "W-T-B Furious Ban-Hammer of Spammer-Slaying!". And killing those cheesy touchers with my Assassin. Killing them dead. My main in-game name is Egon the Inscribed.

My Alliance

I'm leader of Sixty Per Cent [DP], a UK guild and member of the GEAR alliance. We started off a couple of weeks after [TIFA] seemed to go a bit dead. If you're a UK player looking for a non-competive guild, we're after people. We aim to get PvPers interested in PvE, and do regular AB and TA as soon as we get more members. We are working on a GW music vid for Re: Your Brains, which may be finished sometime soon. Possibly. Our forums are at and we have an email at [1]

Other stuff

-Demo of "Re:your brains" video

-"The Gear Trick" webcomic, by Derrick and Iron of GEAR

"Imitation is the most sincere form of flattery"

Some ideas/code used on this page originated from these pages:

  • Layout and coding stolen from Barek, and he got inspiration from:


en-N This user is able to contribute with a native level of English.
Europe 70x40 This user plays for the territory of Europe.
Faction (Luxon) This user is a member of the Luxon alliance.

This user plays both PvE & PvP.

Ch1 This user has beaten all the missions from the Prophecies Campaign.
Ch2 This user has beaten all the missions from the Factions Campaign.
Ch3 This user has beaten all the missions from the Nightfall Campaign.
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This user likes beer!.

Signet of Toxic Shock This user favors the skill Signet of Toxic Shock.
Green thumbs up This user takes an optimistic view of new builds.
Life Bond This user thinks that the Fook Bonder Build is AWESOME!.
Zzz This user is a student.
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