Prevailing Mood: Thoroughly Orgasmic
Mental Stability: 100%
Tolerance Level: High
Stress Volume: █ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░ ░
Currently Thinking:

Who needs hos when you got 10 million rows?
Watch out for my lyrical prose
I got so many infos
And my page sizes grow
But my database flows.
This shit's dimensionally modelled.
The CPUs throttled
My pride for it's glottal
And I cant keep it bottled.
Wurd to your admin, motherfucker!
^ mudkip?
^ salamence?
^ emu
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