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About Me

Get to know who I am, but not too much, because stalkers stalk people.

Real Life

Name: Richard Edward Lastnamehiddenbecauseiamafraidofrapists

I love little boys. - Vince McMolester :> Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Vincels 04:14, July 12, 2010 (UTC)
so sensual Rikk Panda {a.k.a. Benny Lava} They're On Fire Panda 12:36, July 13, 2010 (UTC)

Age: 17

Birthday: Jul. (I'm that guy who actually abbreviates 4-letter months just because I'm bored) 31st '92

Music: Preferably most types of Rock (anything that's powerful or unique), and Symphonic Metal and Melodic Death Metal. I also love techno/trance. However, that's just the tip of the iceberg. I enjoy rap that has emotion and meaning (none of this "HEY HEY NIGGA LET ME MAKE YOU BIGGA WIF AWL MY MONEY AND DEEZ HOES LIEK HONEYY). And of course "Hey, Soul Sister." (And Justin Bieber-Baby ONLY IF it is sung by Khang of vR).

Interests: Pretty much everything. Really. I've played every major to semi-major sport (except cricket, I don't do any of that euro nonsense). I like to read interesting books and write poetry/lyrics/stories/articles. I play piano, trumpet, and compose in FL Studio 8. I enjoy art, and am amazing (for humility, I didn't say I was Jesus) at simplistic dark/light shading, 3D, casual art and structures (can't draw an animate object to save my life, proportions suck). On the flip-ish side, I'm a beast at math and science (physics/chemistry especially) and am currently in my highschool's Business Professionals of America Software Engineering Team (as you might have already guessed, I do both logic code [java] and design). Lastly, I'm a Green Belt in Tae Kwon Do and practice meditation. (I know, sounds pretty homo)

Other Things

  • I'm really fuckin' sarcastic. That's just an inherent trait of mine, and it's so fun.
  • I grew up in Texas, then moved to Oklahoma in 2002. I met my best friends there, which made it suck hardcore to move away back to Texas in 2006.
  • When I was 11 I took a test with Duke University that labeled me as a "Gifted and Talented" child. Later I took some IQ tests which placed my IQ somewhere between 135-156. But that doesn't matter, because I hate IQ tests and labels; everyone is intelligent in some unique way (even if it's a very specific ability) and no test, no matter how quasi-objective, will accurately measure a person's potential.
  • I can be apathetic, cold, and logical when it is needed, and can be empathetic, warm, and spontaneous when needed. Naturally peaceful and lazy.
  • I enjoy long walks on the beach etc........


Main PvE Character: Solemn Guardian

Main PvP Character: Rikk Panda

Current Guild: Guildless (technically in Rawr & Friends, which is the same as being guildless... I don't care about it)

Favorite Professions: Dervish is cool. Assassin is also. Oh yeah, Paragon is pretty neat too.

The Past I have played Guild Wars for a long time. My first account was made right after Factions was released, and Factions was my first campaign. I got my tiger (Spanish: tigre for all of the Mexicans in the audience) for HA on that account, and c1 for GvG. Back then, you weren't required to register your account with an NCSoft Master Account. So, when I moved, and after 2 years of not playing, I had forgotten the password - normally not a big deal. But upon requesting a new password I was asked for my NCSoft master account (I was like "wtf?"). I contacted support (yeah I know, might as well have contacted a retarded dolphin) and they said I could link the account to one if I had the CD key, but I lost that in the move. So, I made the account I am on today as a fresh start.

The Present I've been on this account 28 months (as of June 30th 2010, do the math you future lazy people). I had a lot of on and off per.iods and about a year of not caring. I still am pretty lazy when it comes to Guild Wars, and only get on to RA, obs, and talk to Vince.

The Future I'm an insightful person, but not a soothsayer.


  • r8 Kurz (lol AB)
  • g4 Gladiator (started caring about RA in January 2010, went from r0 to r3 in 3 months with school)
  • r1 Skillz
  • r1 Zaishen

And some pve ones

Vidioz (Updated irregularly)

Sonic Syndicate - Dead Planet (Bonus Track)

Sonic Syndicate - Dead Planet (Bonus Track)

I Never Wanted To - Saosin (Halo)

I Never Wanted To - Saosin (Halo)

Saosin - Sleepers

Saosin - Sleepers



Dethklok - Thunderhorse (Remastered)

Dethklok - Thunderhorse (Remastered)

This Is War - 30 Seconds to Mars - Final Fantasy Music Video

This Is War - 30 Seconds to Mars - Final Fantasy Music Video

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