User:Sardaukar Blackfang

I am the leader of the "Kataklysmic Decapitation [Kvlt]" Guild. I started playing Guild Wars around two months after Prophecies came out.

Kataklysmic Decapitation [Kvlt]

This is my small, but growing guild. Flauros Dagon, Death Trivium, and I all live in Meadville, Pennsylvania. We are looking for more Kvlt members. Although everyone but emos are allowed, metalheads are preferred!

Kataklysmic Decapitation Roster


  • N/Mo Sardaukar Blackfang
  • Rt/Mo Lol U Got Teabagged
  • R/W Spheres Ov Madness
  • E/x Angel Of Daath
  • A/x H Y P O C R I S Y
  • R/x B E H E M O T H ftw
  • D/Mo Visceral Scythe
  • W/x My Dixie Wrecked


  • Reach 7.5 million experience (6,021,648 xp so far)
  • Reach 750,000 gold (530,543 gold so far)
  • Cap every elite in the game (286/351 capped so far)
  • Get the first level of drunkard

Completed Goals

  • Reach 100,000 gold
  • Reach 250,000 gold
  • Reach 500,000 gold
  • Reach 1 million experience
  • Reach 2.5 million experience
  • Reach 5 million experience

Name origins

  • "Sardaukar" is from the Dune series. They are vile warriors from House Corrino.
  • "Lol U Got Teabagged" was named after ruthlessly teabagging my friend in Halo the day before. His Guild Wars character is named "Flauros Dagon." (which are each metal bands...and of course...names of demons and such <3)
  • "Spheres Ov Madness" is named after the song by Decapitated.
  • "Angel Of Daath" is a reference to Slayer's song Angel of Death, also "Daath" is a Death metal band from Atlanta, Georgia.
  • "H Y P O C R I S Y" is named after a badass speed/death metal band.
  • "B E H E M O T H ftw" is named after a Kvlt death metal band.
  • "My Dixie Wrecked" is funny when you figure it out =P.


  • This information was last updated October 19th, 2007



This user plays both PvE & PvP.

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Energy This user likes energy.
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Faction (Kurzick) This user is a member of the Kurzick alliance.
Divine Spirit This user suffers from Delusions of Grandeur.
No Luxons! This user thinks Luxons should leave their turtles alone.
No Luxons! This user thinks Luxons should learn not to mob in Alliance Battles.
No Luxons! This user thinks Luxons are overrated.
Vampiric Bite Enemies beware, this user likes to nibble you.
Awe This user is in awe of these little boxy things.
Defy Pain This user has a tendancy to not like to die.
Inspirational Speech This user contributed to GuildWiki before it sold out.
Rend Enchantments This user has minty, clean breath.
Blood is Power This user helps emos slit theirs.
Power Block This user is in ur house cuttin ur power lines lolwut.
Test of Faith This user presses the red button.
Spirit&#039;s Strength This user is teh juggernaut, bitch!
EreanorBondError 007 From Anet with love.
EreanorVforv Remember, remember the 20th of October...
50px This user achieved rank 3, then got lazy.
Prophecies This user owns Guild Wars Prophecies.
Factions This user owns Guild Wars Factions.
Nightfall This user owns Guild Wars Nightfall.
GW:EN This user owns Guild Wars: Eye of the North.
GW:2 This user will own Guild Wars:2, as long as all the Asuras burn in hell.
Kuunavang This user owns a Kuunavang Dragon minipet.
Varesh This user owns a Varesh minipet.
Gray Giant This user owns a Gray Giant minipet.
Jungle Troll This user owns a Jungle Troll minipet (it's KICKASS! it has DEATH METAL GROWLS!).
Aatxe This user wants to own an Aatxe minipet, but is too much of a cheapskate to do so.
Noob This User is not a Noob.
MEW! This user loves cats. He has 6 of em <3.
GvG This user loves GvG.
HA This user loves HA.
AB This user loves AB.
RA This user loves RA.
TA This user hates TA.
HB This user hates HB.
OMG Varg Vikernes should be FREE! lol \m/.
UW This user believes that Spiteful Spirit and Reckless Haste rapes cows.
Headbanging This user believes that Necros have the best dance.
Flex Emote This user believes that Monks have the best flex emote.
FoW This user loves to solo the Fissure of Woe.
UW This user loves 2 man the UW with 55's or his friend as a geotank.
South Park This user loves South Park.
GWG This user sells entirely too many items on Guild Wars Guru.
Spoonerisms This user thinks that hoonerisms are spilarious.
Ron Paul This user thinks that Ron Paul should be elected as president of the US.
Sefreuserbox1 This user shuns WoW and their stupid excuse for a game. *monthly fee* *cough* *cough*
Sefreuserbox1 This user concedes that even Luxons are better than WoW players =/.
Kataklysmic Decapitation Cape This user is a guild leader.
Dancing In Tormentors This user farms like a fiend!

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