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Create-A-Phobia Contest Rules

This is contest on creating a phobia! The goal is to create the funniest and most original phobia.

Appropriate :
The phobia has to be somewhat appropriate. Don't make a phobia like Ifuckedyourmomlolololandshewuzgudphobia.

Specific :

It has to be a specific phobia.

Not something like Foodophobia, which chances are something like that already exists, and food is such a broad amount of options. Something like Chusoloichiphobia- The fear of chalupas from Taco Bell is good because it is a specific type of food.

Policy :

  • People are authorised to make and sign phobias on the main page.
  • Some discussion can be added on the main page too but when it grow more than necessary post it on talk page.
  • One user can submit only 3 phobias.

Voting :

On the 1st of January I will pick my favorites to be judged by the community. Each user can only vote on 1 phobia. The phobia with the most votes will win the following below.

Note: In the case of a tie, I will decide the winner.

Rewards :

The best and most creative phobia will recieve a permanent spot on my Phobia of the Day with a message on it saying who it was created by and it was won in a contest. The winner will also a recieve a special userbox indicating they won. There will also be 3 honorable mentions, who will recieve a userbox saying they came close to winning.


A person suffering of wammo phobia usualy resigns instantly when seeing a "Warrior/Monk" in the random renas of Guild Wars. In severe cases it even leads to rage-quitting or leaving the battlefield. Grobilikesmudkips 01:11, 8 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of being afraid of being afraid. — Teh Uber Pwnzer 01:29, 8 December 2007 (CET)

I think there is an acutal phobia for this, not sure of the name though. 19:51, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Phobophobia — Skakid9090 19:52, 8 December 2007 (CET)
I already have this on my phobia of the day.--ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/pvxcontribs) 20:31, 8 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of being hacked by Cedave. — Teh Uber Pwnzer 01:29, 8 December 2007 (CET)

See here. — Teh Uber Pwnzer 01:31, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Lolz? CedaveCane cedave (contributions_buildpage) 00:23, 20 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of being afraid of being afraid of the word lol. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 20:54, 8 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of sleeping. Dragnmn talk 21:18, 8 December 2007 (CET)

That one must exist. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 21:28, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Yes, it does. Try making one specific like, fear of sleeping next to a hobo with peanut butter on his feet or something.--ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/pvxcontribs) 22:03, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Hypnohobopeanutbutterjellytimepedophobia? Hammer And Sickle viзтиαмзѕз 22:24, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Could not find it though. Will try again, after I get some sleep. Dragnmn talk 22:47, 8 December 2007 (CET)
Somniphobia - fear of sleeping or going to bed--ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/pvxcontribs) 22:50, 8 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of Wizardboy777's crazy rc spams that can lead to epilepsy. Hammer And Sickle viзтиαмзѕз 22:31, 8 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of the user Victoryisyours. It's the blue in the sig, it's just batshit crazy. --ViYGoDsig2GuildofDeals 14:46, 9 December 2007 (CET)

Ligeronamiaphobia-----Fear of seeing pheses or waste (poop) from a liger [] 15:59, 9 December 2007 (CET)

^-^ I hate thoose user pages with 100 000 000 000 000 000 "Of the day" boxes and nothing else... Doctor, do you think I'm Ofthedayphobiac? Doctor, I'm Mad? Doctor!!! Don't let me DIE!!!!!!!!!!!--Assassin's PromiseTtibot(Talk) 13:20, 19 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of insanity in the gw:Realm of Torment the real one is, Agateophobia- Fear of insanity.--FireTocksig2FireTock 00:30, 10 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of gold. Or, the GW version, The fear of being payed.--FireTocksig2FireTock 00:33, 10 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of cats or Charr--FireTocksig2FireTock 00:33, 10 December 2007 (CET)

Already a fear of cats, Felinophobia, but there is no fear of charr -Lisark 19:05, 28 December 2007 (EST)


A fear of elementalist/monk! Tremendous damage + self heal. Who wouldn't be scared?Jtfire55 02:18, 10 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of being touched by a pregnant, nude doctor, at the same time as getting raped by a waloon. - Rawrawr 03:48, 13 December 2007 (CET)

On the borderline of being appropriate yet very funny =P. Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 23:08, 14 December 2007 (CET)
Its actually in latin as well. - Rawrawr 22:10, 23 December 2007 (EST)
You mean that phobia isn't a mess of jumbled words? Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 22:11, 23 December 2007 (EST)
No. - Rawrawr 22:32, 23 December 2007 (EST)


The Fear of being Afraid of a Phobia, Or Having a Phobia. ExpMoIconExperienced 04:49, 15 December 2007 (CET)

Warining This fear Can Make you Emo or Commit Suicide! Warning

This already exists as phobophobia lol, it would be a good one though. Try submitting a new one.--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 22:42, 17 December 2007 (CET)

Lol, Phobiaphobia- Fear of phobias -|TRUE|- Lisark 19:06, 28 December 2007 (EST)


This is a phobia of playing Guild Wars for true. This leads to a virtual guild wars life trough pvxwiki and others fansites. Virtual-virtual life ^-^ --Assassin's PromiseTtibot(Talk) 13:26, 19 December 2007 (CET)


Fear of Hemoglobin(red blood cells)--GW Avatar Of The GrenthTreesbyty 14:01, 19 December 2007 (CET)

This probably exists. Try submitting a new funny one =)--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 16:01, 19 December 2007 (CET)

Confirmed, it exists -Lisark 19:08, 28 December 2007 (EST)


fear of really long phobias--Summon Mursaat(noob police)The Noob Police 21:35, 19 December 2007 (CET)

The Fear of really long words exists, its a REALLY long word. --Assassin-icon The Gates Assassin 18:57, 24 December 2007 (EST)


fear of this contest...«º¤¥Ω☼Vørråx☼Ω¥¤º» 19:58, 19 December 2007 (EST)

Why is there phobiaphobia at the end?--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 19:58, 19 December 2007 (EST)
cuz this is the "createaphobia" contest and this is the fear of it o.O--«º¤¥Ω☼Vørråx☼Ω¥¤º» 20:00, 19 December 2007 (EST)
Ohhhhhhh!--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 20:01, 19 December 2007 (EST)


fear of really bad nerfs by our "favorite" admin izzy--Shadowsin 20:01, 19 December 2007 (EST)


the fear of the truth ----InfestedHydralisk Shadow Prison(Talk*Contributions) 20:26, 19 December 2007 (EST)

this exists as Alethophobia, an abnormal fear of the truth.--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 20:32, 19 December 2007 (EST)
grr ----InfestedHydralisk Shadow Prison(Talk*Contributions) 20:54, 19 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of knowing the truth ----InfestedHydralisk Shadow Prison(Talk*Contributions) 20:54, 19 December 2007 (EST)

second try then >.< ----InfestedHydralisk Shadow Prison(Talk*Contributions) 20:54, 19 December 2007 (EST)
This might qualify as gnosiophobia - the fear of knowledge, but I'm not sure about the latin root for truth, and the only spanish root that might fit would make it the fear of the knowledge of green. So ya. Gj. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 03:11, 2 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of massive talk pages. — Skakid HoHoHo 21:05, 19 December 2007 (EST)

i have wtfaphobia tbh... thatswhy my talk page is so small =D ----InfestedHydralisk Shadow Prison(Talk*Contributions) 21:18, 19 December 2007 (EST)
Graphocybermegalophobia ftw? Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 03:14, 2 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of the mythical monster, computer wrecking, banhammer attracting talk page. ~~ User Frvwfr2 signature frvwfr2 (T/C/Sysop) 21:29, 19 December 2007 (EST)

That page was so epic, and so hax. Next time, it needs moar filter overloads, then we need some brave soul to take a screen shot as the page has just loaded, preferably before the blink kicks in so the computer might not crash. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 03:12, 2 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of the mighty blow of THE BANHAMMER. ~~ User Frvwfr2 signature frvwfr2 (T/C/Sysop) 21:29, 19 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of Echo Mending. CedaveCane cedave (contributions_buildpage) 00:30, 20 December 2007 (EST)

I have this. RustybsurgeRustyTheMesmer 17:43, 24 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of Raptor Jesus. (Gimme a break. It needed a place here.) CedaveCane cedave (contributions_buildpage) 00:36, 20 December 2007 (EST)

Edited the name. Now it's proper Latin convention. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 03:18, 2 January 2008 (EST)


The fear of lame Guitar Hero songs with even worse texts. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 14:50, 20 December 2007 (EST)

You mean lyrics..?--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 14:52, 20 December 2007 (EST)
Real guitars are for old people though. But, +1 for the Guitar Hero Sucks Balls Boat. --GoD Holiday Sig 2GuildofMoses 13:36, 21 December 2007 (EST)


fear of dumb xmas signatures Image-darkstone knight SigDarkstoneKnight 08:22, 22 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of being healed in Guild Wars. Peace and Harmony Infidel Infidel(talk) 19:31, 22 December 2007 (EST)

I knew someone with that once. Never made it out of ascalon, as far as I know. Lord Belar 22:06, 23 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of not being able to play GW because your little siblings are playing WoW. ¬ Wizårdbõÿ777(sysop) 19:35, 22 December 2007 (EST)

How would little siblings playing WoW stop you from playing GW? Lord Belar 22:07, 23 December 2007 (EST)
By hogging the computer. Misfate 14:28, 24 December 2007 (EST)


Kind of a knock-off of my "Healophobia", Healingwhisperaphobia is fear of using Healing Whisper because of fear of hearing a whisper. Peace and Harmony Infidel Infidel(talk) 14:20, 23 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of being hit by a Touch Ranger or Burning Arrow! :)--Summon Mursaat(noob police)The Noob Police 21:48, 23 December 2007 (EST)

This is the only one I nearly lol'd at =).--Holiday viy sigVictoryisSantas 13:24, 24 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of people who don't have userpages. Lord Belar 22:15, 23 December 2007 (EST)


Excessive use of computer lingo. IDK, it's wtf lolz rofl funny, jk. --Guild of Deals (too lazy to sign in).

Needs more wtfbbq. ~~ User Frvwfr2 signature frvwfr2 (T/C/Sysop) 21:09, 30 December 2007 (EST)
tbh, imho, wtb hax. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 03:20, 2 January 2008 (EST)


The fear of getting yelled at by your mom because she's really stressed trying to get the house perfect because there's company coming over. ¬ Wizårdbõÿ777(sysop) 17:04, 24 December 2007 (EST) ^^omg so true.--Shadowsin 19:06, 28 December 2007 (EST)


The fearizzle of the izzle that izzle gangsta lingo shizzle nizzle, fozizzle. Shizzle my izzle, manizzle? --GoD Sig3GuildofDeals 11:22, 27 December 2007 (EST)

Phail. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 07:42, 28 December 2007 (EST)
Of epic proportions. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 11:50, 28 December 2007 (EST)
Maybe it's so phail, it wins? plzno. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 18:43, 28 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of being owned by a Shadow Prison sin. Dragnmn talk cont 12:02, 28 December 2007 (EST)

I dont think anyone has that... as long as your monk has eyes, or your character has a stance (doesn't even have to me a blocking stance) other than frenzy, you should be fine. Oblivions Heart 12:04, 30 December 2007 (EST)


fear of meeting an w/e whit 3 energy regen and a bow Image-darkstone knight SigDarkstoneKnight 17:56, 28 December 2007 (EST)

this one wins — Skakid 19:13, 28 December 2007 (EST)
yay Image-darkstone knight SigDarkstoneKnight 06:32, 29 December 2007 (EST)
I don't get it. ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 11:54, 29 December 2007 (EST)
the cover of prophecies had a picture of that Image-darkstone knight SigDarkstoneKnight 11:56, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Lololol I remember that. ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 11:58, 29 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of being assraped in a dark alley. Ibreaktoilets SignatureIbreaktoilets 19:15, 28 December 2007 (EST)

Probably exists, or a very close one to this. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 07:09, 29 December 2007 (EST)
It's specific so it works. ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 11:54, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Homomonovirginitanyctophobia? (I managed to EC myself. GG?) Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 02:51, 2 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of one's userpage being desecrated with a Drama Llama. Shogunshen Sig Shen(contribs) 11:06, 29 December 2007 (EST)
Dramallama2 --GoD Sig3GuildofDeals 11:25, 29 December 2007 (EST)

much <3 to you both :D--Shadowsin 16:08, 30 December 2007 (EST)
  • sigh* i guess i have this one ><--Summon Mursaat(noob police)The Noob Police 23:51, 30 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of earnestly expressed boosha doubting the efficacy of the Cripshot. Shogunshen Sig Shen(contribs) 11:06, 29 December 2007 (EST)

Big words...hard to understand... ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 11:57, 29 December 2007 (EST)
efficacy=effectiveness, boosha=bullshit Shogunshen Sig Shen(contribs) 11:58, 29 December 2007 (EST)
lol verbal diarrhea ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 12:00, 29 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of long words. - (snō hwīt tăn) [sic] [găl'ə-rē] 00:11, 30 December 2007 (EST)

This is the "Create-A-Phobia" contest, not put up your favorite one btw. ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 09:05, 30 December 2007 (EST)
Aawww... - (snō hwīt tăn) [sic] [găl'ə-rē] 21:05, 30 December 2007 (EST)


The fear of being afraid of creating a crappy entry for the create-a-phobia contest that phails so much you get afraid for all phobias. User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 15:37, 30 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of receiving a "Create-a-Phobia" userbox. - (snō hwīt tăn) [sic] [găl'ə-rē] 21:15, 30 December 2007 (EST)


Fear of cold. --Griffin 23:55, 30 December 2007 (EST)

It exists =/ ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 00:05, 31 December 2007 (EST)
And it's way too common :P User Godliest Icon ritualist GΩdlﺄεﻯt -_- 11:26, 31 December 2007 (EST)
Cheimaphobia. GG. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 02:46, 2 January 2008 (EST)


Fear of victory. (If you're curious, it uses the spanish root of ganar, or to earn, to gain, or to otherwise achieve, and, of course, the phobic ending.) Btw. Lulz at hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia. Fearing long words must also denotate that one cannot look at ones medical charts or prescriptions, eh? It's be as good of a joke as the whole lisp thing if it wasn't 15 or so syllables long. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 02:43, 2 January 2008 (EST)

Btw. I think I need to develop macrophobia, then go visit Disneyland or Six Flags. Lol? Also, does suffering from maniaphobia make you insane, because that'd be a wonderfully cruel paradox. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 02:46, 2 January 2008 (EST)
The contest was over January 1st, see here. — ViYsig5Victoryisyours (talk/RfA) 08:52, 2 January 2008 (EST)
Meh. Oh well. Haha. I was like 12 hours late. Cedave bad cedave (contributions_buildpage) 01:56, 3 January 2008 (EST)


enough said. 19pxAce (LVPoW) 15:56, 4 July 2008 (EDT)

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