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## Bye buddy

See you in GW2, maybe. Karate Jesus 20:42, 27 May 2010

I assume this is danny who is banned, not you? Cause im sure i saw you online today.. --Steamy..x 22:17, May 27, 2010 (UTC)
It's definitely big banned because this was posted on danny's page and has a note "bye danny"--Relyk talk 22:33, May 27, 2010 (UTC)

nothing of value was lost. 18:56, May 28, 2010 (UTC)

That's not true. He could have sold that. Misery 19:02, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
yep, r1 g3 accounts are in high demand. Gringo 19:06, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
they truly are the cream of the crop. --Steamy..x 19:20, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
I think he was g4....and he had a full HoM and maybe GWAMM. Oh, and like 900k + war supplies and shit. Karate Jesus 20:45, 28 May 2010
Deme... :'( Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] 20:51, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
Anybody who bots as regularly as he did really does deserve a ban.. --Steamy..x 21:25, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
or a prize finding a way to make gw worth playing--Relyk talk 23:04, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
botting makes gw worth playing? what? no --Steamy..x 23:14, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
yes--Relyk talk 23:26, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
^that --Amor 23:42, May 28, 2010 (UTC)
That's not really playing. ;o Although it's probably true cause you got a few accounts for botting and use your main to make new toons and dress them up and shit. Grinding yourself at this stage is so not worth it. :< --Iggy 's other account 18:50, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
Why would you want to bot OR grind? If you dont want to do something, dont bot it, just dont do it at all like normal people...--Steamy..x 18:56, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
I like to dress up my toons. :> Doing so without having to grind ish very nais. --Iggy 's other account 19:03, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Why would anyone play GW2 when TOR is slotted for launch in the first quarter of 2011? Bioware has a better rep than Arenanet by far, Star Wars has a much better potential for good plot/story than GWs ever could, and the glimmers of a combat system we've seen look far more intricate and enjoyable than descriptions we've gotten out of ANet. if you haven't watched it yet. --TahiriVeila 20:02, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

Because some people think Mario is better at saving the princess. --Frosty 20:05, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
upsssss. come back on msn, i've got another four hours in miami before my connecting flight starts boarding--TahiriVeila 20:11, May 30, 2010 (UTC)
looks mostly generic star-warsy, tbh. — Maf so rational. 03:27, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
So where has Danny been lately? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] 03:31, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Banned for posting an msn convo between himself and auron where he tries to explain how much skill botting takes. Its still on GWW afaik. I might be wrong about this, i know he did it i just dont know if thats why he got banned.--Steamy..x 10:29, May 31, 2010 (UTC)
Gogo change MAC address and gogo play moaar. MinionExcluded 16:19, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
Speaking from experience, Danny has no idea how to release and renew an IP address, much less change a MAC address. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 18:21, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
I am sure you are wrong---XTREME 03:39, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not. Getting my internet back was a bitch. -- Armond Warblade{{Bacon}} 04:44, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
1. call isp 2. tell them your identity has been stolen and u need a new ip 3. ??? 4. profit. Gringo 04:49, June 4, 2010 (UTC)
Unless you have a static IP (which no one in the U.S. really should), that shouldn't be necessary.  19:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I've learned how to do both since. Google is cool.  19:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

Now look at it sideways--TahiriVeila 03:38, June 20, 2010 (UTC)

looooooooooool Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] 04:22, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
I did have to lol pretty hard.--Oskar 20:42, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
i don't get it. is it supposed to be phallic? — Maf so rational. 22:12, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Its a cock and a mouse, what do you thinks going on?--Oskar 22:13, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
Armond I thought I made you quit at life years ago. o_O? and Danny is in web design and writes complicated bots. Don't really think release/renew is a big leap. Docta Jenkins 22:29, June 20, 2010 (UTC)
tbh, being in web design qualifies you to be be able to pee and breath at the same time. writing bots in autoit isn't much more difficult if you have any coding background. plus, release/renew doesn't work if you're behind a router.  19:44, 25 June 2010 (UTC)

## The question remains:

are you available for cyber? --Brandnew 02:08, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

As long as you catch me when I'm not working. I'm now, generally, working enough and at the wage necessary to put me above the extreme-poverty limit for the U.S., which is a good thing, but it means my chatting times have decreased substantially. I haven't even had time to work on my new botting interface! :<  07:37, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

## New Job

After you finish the site, you'll be brutally murdered and the lawyer will get off scott free. 08:00, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

And then we'll all laugh as zyke types too many tildes. Also, Hai Danny! 08:04, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Fucking tildes, how do they work? 09:02, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
Hi Life!  09:12, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
Seeing as his fees are roughly ten times mine, it wouldn't make sense for him to, well, do anything like that since he'll make enough to cover my entire fee in less than a day.  09:11, 26 June 2010 (UTC)
But..but...HE'S A LAWYER! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE TO HIM!!! 09:33, June 26, 2010 (UTC)

## Show Us

Your work. :D 08:11, June 26, 2010 (UTC)
MSN or AIM me. There's a reason my email and a link to my profile aren't on PvX, and it start's with "s" and ends with "hitters".  09:09, 26 June 2010 (UTC)

## Update

1. Drinking Games Wiki needs your support! If you have a game that you enjoy getting trashed with and don't see it posted, I'd like to ask anyone who cares enough to post some form of a write-up.
2. Danny is looking to hire someone with a solid knowledge of PHP and MySQL who lives in the Iowa City area. No joke. (Drupal and/or Wordpress experience a plus. You'll need some form of instant messenger to talk with me outside of PvX further.)
3. Danny is playing afk-ing/botting EVE. EVE is an amazing game to troll. People who play it are such srs bsns carebears.
4. Danny is moving at the end of July. Up one floor to a much bigger, nicer apartment. This is exciting.

That's all I can think of that is important in my life right now. I hope everyone here finds this information useful/pertinent to their lives.

Oh! One more thing:

Danny is being published as a co-author in a sociology paper thanks to the bitchin' website he built for UIowa's sociology lab. I'll link here when it's released. (Won't be for a while, but it's very, very exciting.)  06:04, 8 July 2010 (UTC)

## sig bug

looks like you got hit too. Preferences....also you are posting broken links....something you might want to look into.--.---XTREME 00:08, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

eh. I'll get around to it eventually. Daññy

## sig and prefs

you said the limit had been reduced and you couldn't use your sig anymore, c? If so, if you really want to use your sig, make a .js or .css page in your userspace, put your sig code onto it, then in preferences subst the page, then sign as you normally did. ~ PheNaxKian talk 10:09, July 16, 2010 (UTC)

Pretty sure that Auron raged at people doing that and tried to stop it. Also, that is fucking terrible, it needs to be admin only, not user only otherwise people could just sign a million places, then change it to fuck the wiki. Misery 10:21, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
that's if they template it, that's why I bolded the "subst" =p. If you put {{Subst:template}} when you press save, the code on the page "template" would be placed onto the page instead of it being an actual template (like the good/great ones). ~ PheNaxKian talk 10:26, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
oic. Only just even noticed my signature even broke. Misery 12:02, July 16, 2010 (UTC)
that would require making a new sig (since everyone's sigs, or at least most people's, got chopped down to size). i'll do it eventually, but i'm not terribly worried about it atm. also, we all know if i wanted to fuck the wiki, i already have the basis for a script that would, with the alteration of 3 lines of code, fuck with all the build pages. but i'll wait until i have something good to advertise to do that. ;o Daññy
I just realized that if I sign with 4 tildes, my signature magically has a timestamp again. Imagine that. Daññy 10:24, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
I'm not sure if you got my point, by substing a page, you can ignore the limit in the pref. field. ~ PheNaxKian talk 10:52, July 18, 2010 (UTC)
oh, is there a limit now? i hadn't actually tried to re-save anything, so i hadn't noticed. Daññy 18:13, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
there was always a limit. And i thought you knew considering you're the one who said (somewhere, i'll look if you want me to) that the field had been reduced. If you were unaware then it might not have been, i didn't check. ~ PheNaxKian talk 18:56, July 19, 2010 (UTC)
there wasn't a limit on mine before. or, at least, it was a mile long. because my timestamp was in the field. Daññy 23:55, July 19, 2010 (UTC)

## Blackbird

Either that was done by hilarious white people or retarded black people, and either way I think it's time for me to make my own Firefox mod: Whitewhale! (Or whatever not-so-shitty name anyone suggests.) Daññy 22:49, July 24, 2010 (UTC)

LOL WUT. -- Big McStrongfist 22:52, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
^--Oskar 23:00, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
call it Fireball and do 8-bit theme--Relyk talk 07:35, July 25, 2010 (UTC)
you missed the point where i'm creating a browser for white people. it's primary search engine will be gizmodo. Daññy 02:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

## How to tell Wikia to fuck off

• Install NoScript. It handles most of the goatse-like ads on the right side of the screen.
• Install Greasemonkey. Then add "display:none" clauses for the following ids:

Once you've done that, your wikia will once again be ad-free. Fuck you, Wikia. Daññy 02:09, July 27, 2010 (UTC)

Oh wait. This is a wiki. Just use monobook.css. Hurrrr. Daññy 02:10, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Disregard partially. Follow along for updates at User:Daññy/monobook.css. Daññy 02:11, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
After copypasting your monobook, the question mark pops up over links, which is what I assume the a{cursor:help;} part does. How do you turn the cursor back to default, since changing it to default didn't work?--Relyk talk 06:02, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Just remove the stuff above my clearly identifiable comment. Then refresh your cache using shift+f5 or whatever. Daññy 06:49, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
But then you would miss all the hilarity of Dragonwiki ads. Do you believe in dragons? Misery 07:43, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
That reminds me. I've been shirking my duties as bureaucrat over at Drinking Games Wiki. I think I ought to devote some time to that. Daññy 08:07, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
hot chick who you went to high school with, is hot. hot. Akio_Katsuragi 08:40, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
List of girls I've slept with: User:Daññy/E-Peen. I wish I had a better picture of 3, but she doesn't post many. Recently she died her hair red, so that's a win. Daññy 09:12, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
my gf has red streaks in her hair :-}. dsc. Frosty 09:17, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
I guess it's ok with streaks, but when a hot blonde girl dyes her hair red it's really depressing. By the descriptions, it would also seem that you were sleeping with multiple girls during the same time period. dsp!. 09:22, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
black hair ftw? Frosty 09:26, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
black hair ftl. Daññy 01:59, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Danny has certain needs. Sometimes those needs are not met. He remedies this. Misery 10:21, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
Looks like he is trying to find black/blonde/red/brown haired girl with big/small/adverage size breasts that is tall/skinny/plump/short with a dark/brown/white complexion. When you find her Danny plz link.--XTREME 11:14, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
That is hilariously accurate. Misery 12:26, July 27, 2010 (UTC)
In fact, the only inaccuracy is the word "plump." I won't even take a blowjob from an overweight chick. Daññy 01:58, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
nom nom nom Athrun Feya 02:04, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
If you were drunk enough? Anyway I never said fat....plump is a heavier girl that will have bigger tits that will more than likely do what Lau said.--XTREME 10:33, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
Even if I was drunk. And still no. I don't like tits and if I can't see your ribs, you don't get to see my dick. Daññy 06:34, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
Danny loves sub boys. Panic 11:34, July 30, 2010 (UTC)

Or you could just install the adblock pro addon for firefox.--TahiriVeila 02:55, July 28, 2010 (UTC)

It says it's only for IE--Relyk talk 04:19, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
It's called AdBlock Plus and it's for Firefox. Also, no-script sucks even though it won the contest beetween WOT and NoScript. And Ima tell wikiah nao. 16:20, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
My comment for the day, Juze, nobody likes you. See ya'll another day. Frosty 21:22, July 28, 2010 (UTC)
ABP was what caused the problems. Well, wikia caused the problems, but not using ABP fixes it. Karate Jesus 22:22, 28 July 2010 (UTC)
And then my CSS shit fixes it even more, especially since it's in the global now. Daññy 06:34, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
It was removed from the global .css actually, but yeh, your fix is better =p ~ PheNaxKian talk 13:47, July 29, 2010 (UTC)
I might write a JS that does it soon. I'm almost inspired since Wikia actually cared. I'll probably include the ability to effectively remove posts by specified users, so your browsing experience will no longer need to be plagued by autistic drivel wherever you go. I'll think on it and see. I've got basically two weeks of vacation coming up, so I'm gonna have some time to kill. Daññy 21:22, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

## ups

oh, look, it's a graph describing how wikis work. Daññy 06:36, July 29, 2010 (UTC)

"oh, look, it's a graph describing how wikis gaming works." Karate Jesus 13:45, 29 July 2010 (UTC)
Would America's society be an example of the contrapositive? Lying, cheating, and bullshit tactics are encouraged, and elitism is glorified? Daññy 21:26, July 31, 2010 (UTC)

http://gprime.net/flash.php/youareapirate--TahiriVeila 22:03, August 2, 2010 (UTC)

tight. you managed to find something that was already old a year ago. ;o Daññy 09:24, August 3, 2010 (UTC)

## I made this as a present for everyone with my talk page stalklisted

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i'm not sure if your being serious or not, but most of the things i say are vague sarcasm right now--Oskar 23:32, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
that and ive spoken to you like twice or something so i dont know you very well anyway--Oskar 23:33, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
Lol Danny is totally bribable.~ ---- 23:58, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
still not sure who oskar is. or i forgot. something or other. but yes, you can bribe me, and as long as your bribe is bigger than your competitor's, you win. Daññy 10:11, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Yes web design is a good hobby. You have a great way with words...use that big mouth of yours--XTREME 23:38, August 3, 2010 (UTC)
lawl--Relyk talk 05:57, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
if you're implying i'd be good at sucking off corporations for money, you're probably more than correct. in fact, a career path in copyright law pretty much embroiders that as my future. Daññy 10:10, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

<: dsc Frosty 10:52, August 4, 2010 (UTC)

## /ave

Someone just lost $1100 irl money in EVE by getting exploded with what amounts to 6 years of game-time in their cargo. EVE just became the most amazing game ever just for that reason. Daññy 16:41, August 9, 2010 (UTC) ## Fresh from Facebook 12 hour old kittens. How adorable! Daññy 05:39, August 10, 2010 (UTC) how cute! --Relyk talk 07:05, August 12, 2010 (UTC) Daññy 14:53, August 12, 2010 (UTC) ## Classes for this Semester • Physics of the Everyday Experience: This course is like Basic Physics, but basically meant to answer questions that juggalo-retards ask. (Keep in mind, I've already taken Basic Physics, so if I can't ace this course I'm going to an hero.) • Algorithms: Smart-people computer stuff. Also pretty much everything from my CSII course (including the same professor). Seeing as I managed to get a B in CSII without going to class, I ought to be able to pull an A in this if I actually follow through with this whole figure-I-should-start-taking-college-seriously-if-I-want-to-get-into-law-school thing. • The Third Reich and Literature: My friend saw this class, signed up, and I couldn't help but do the same when he showed me. This will be a test of will. I can only imagine how hard it will be to not make Jew jokes in every essay. • Principles of Microeconomics: You didn't think I was taking all fluff classes, did you? This shit's for my Marketing/International Business certificate monster-beast-fuck that I decided I wanted to create and declare. (What that means is while everyone else is taking senior-year filler courses, I'll be taking a heavy line of business and international relations courses. I'm still debating dropping the certificate, but the retard-masochist in me keeps saying "NO IT WOULD LOOK GREAT FOR LAW SCHOOL AND EMPLOYERS HURRRRR.") • Philosophy and the Just Society: I hope you weren't expecting another class of moderate difficulty level. That'd be silly. (Actually, this class is kinda cool. It focuses on a bunch of revolutionary pimps like Rousseau. If you don't know who Rousseau is, you should either go throw yourself off a cliff, inject yourself with a syringe full of AIDS, or stand next to a nuclear reactor for a few days because you're a worthless piece of marble cake.) Anyway, clearly I'm taking a "heavy" class load this semester. I'm just looking forward to next semester. I was going to take a 100+ CS course, but every single one of them requires Algorithms. And all the business courses I need require special permission that I don't have time to get this semester because I only just paid off last semester's tuition 4 days ago. In other words: next semester will either kill me or make me a man. Daññy 23:35, August 17, 2010 (UTC) law school? i thought you wanted to do some programming stuff? D:--Oskar 00:00, August 18, 2010 (UTC) programming stuff is to pay for things until and through law school. also it's a strong failsafe option. really, though, lawyers and consultants make like 2x-10x what programmers do, and i'm not dumb enough to think "oh, i'll just take the nice, easy, steady job." if i can't afford a small country by the time i die, i wasn't successful. Daññy 00:14, August 18, 2010 (UTC) most people dont like lawyers though :(--Oskar 00:15, August 18, 2010 (UTC) Especially copyright lawyers and potential politicians. But people already don't like me, so it's not really a loss. Daññy 00:18, August 18, 2010 (UTC) :(--Oskar 00:29, August 18, 2010 (UTC) Is this because the defense lawyer paid you lots of money for a site?--Relyk talk 06:45, August 18, 2010 (UTC) No, it's because I figure I'm willing to sell my soul for a few million dollars a year. Writing up licenses and finding copyright loopholes doesn't seem all that bad if I'm making enough to buy a house whenever I feel like it. (Of course, "a few million" is a bit down the road. You have to work up the ladder a bit, but starting pay is generally enough to buy you a porsche, unless you're absolutely shit.) I've wanted to go into law for the past ~2 years. It's always been my post-graduation plan. Unless of course some encryption company offers me a cozy job, I just find a lot of CS to be too boring for the long run. Daññy 21:06, August 18, 2010 (UTC) Look at it this way: if you still like me in 20-30 years, you can vote for Danny for senate (if you live in my state)! Daññy 21:12, August 18, 2010 (UTC) C-C-COMBO BREAKER I LOVE YOU DANNY! FROM YOUR CANADIAN SWEETHEART <3 65.92.78.235 21:46, August 18, 2010 (UTC) ## PvX Mascot? Daññy 20:34, August 19, 2010 (UTC) Um, I hope this is for how manly that video was. And not for the slight homosexual tone the video took up near the end. -- Big McStrongfist 20:43, August 19, 2010 (UTC) Lmfao where do you find this crap Danny? ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 20:46, August 19, 2010 (UTC) "near the end." i think you're gaydar's off a bit, dee. that video was homosexual through and through. the band's name is Bearforce 1, even. (if you don't know, a bear is a burly, hairy gay man.) Daññy 21:26, August 19, 2010 (UTC) hell, at 35 seconds in there's a close-up shot of a pelvic thrust in pink short-shorts. c'mon, dee. Daññy 21:27, August 19, 2010 (UTC) I didn't notice! -- Big McStrongfist 21:35, August 19, 2010 (UTC) Lies. Dee likes teh Bear cawk. Karate Jesus 22:09, 19 August 2010 (UTC) Ok, I just actually watched it. Good lord, Dee. How didn't your gaydar go prancing through your frontal lobe? That was one of the gayest things I've ever seen....and I've seen RENT. Karate Jesus 22:13, 19 August 2010 (UTC) Come on man, look at those beards! No homosexual has a beard comparable to those shaggy tufts of testosterone-infused facial beauty. -- Big McStrongfist 23:09, August 19, 2010 (UTC) You need to really learn what a "bear" is before you start chatting with some muscular, bearded man and he offers to buy you a fizzy drink. Daññy 04:15, August 20, 2010 (UTC) There goes 2 mins of my life--XTREME 02:58, August 20, 2010 (UTC) Hey, that's at most half the time you spend having sex. It's not that bad. (And don't lie. We all know you got off to that. Who wouldn't?) Daññy 04:14, August 20, 2010 (UTC) as long as you get yours--XTREME 11:14, August 20, 2010 (UTC) also, for visual reference: because everyone needs a nice close-up crotch shot of a burly man to brighten up their day. (and because dee apparently didn't find this gay. i'm starting to think our friendly, burly black man might be just a little too friendly.) Daññy 04:23, August 20, 2010 (UTC) ## Bitches clogged up the above section. Also, fuck yeah Gay is the new black. With no offense to Big. -- -- 08:26, August 20, 2010 (UTC) Except they have voting rights and weren't enslaved for the past 200 years. Daññy 10:38, August 20, 2010 (UTC) But, of course, we don't let them marry *cough*thathappenedtoblackpeople*cough* Karate Jesus 13:42, 20 August 2010 (UTC) Gays can't marry in US? What if they flew out then returned?Minion 13:48, August 20, 2010 (UTC) They would be burnt at the stake. Frosty 13:53, August 20, 2010 (UTC) The U.S. is actually hilarious with this shit. In California, it was legal for homosexuals to marry for a few months, and then conservative voters (pushed by Mormon ads and money) overturned it. However, the courts allowed anyone who got married when it was legal to remain legally married. In other words, some of our gays are married due to a loophole. Well, and some states allow it. Karate Jesus 14:00, 20 August 2010 (UTC) It's not that they "can't get married", it is that their status is not recognised legally, so if you flew out, got married, returned, you would not be married according to the law and would not be able eligible for any benefits (or disadvantages) that being married would entail. Misery 15:19, August 20, 2010 (UTC) Sorry benifits in marriage?--XTREME 15:21, August 20, 2010 (UTC) Hospital visitation rights, the ability to co-sign loans, co-ownership of accounts and holdings, etc. Karate Jesus 15:51, 20 August 2010 (UTC) I believe in some places it also has tax implications. Misery 16:03, August 20, 2010 (UTC) It does. It lowers the amount you pay. And, in most states, you can't legally adopt a child unless you're married. There are some that don't follow that, but it's typically the standard. Karate Jesus 16:05, 20 August 2010 (UTC) you get the same most rights with common law status. Anyway it was a joke. Everyone should marry and be happy...even if you are a horse--XTREME 16:23, August 20, 2010 (UTC) you can't get common law with a partner you're not allowed to marry. plus, you can legally gay-marry in California right now, thanks to that one judge. the next few weeks will surely be full of awesome gay marriages. Daññy 19:22, August 20, 2010 (UTC) hi bitch --Angelus... 12:57, August 22, 2010 (UTC) Sorry, but I think you've got the wrong user talk. Ain't no bitches here, just a pimp. Daññy 21:46, August 22, 2010 (UTC) --Oskar 23:55, August 22, 2010 (UTC) hi pimp --Angelus... 00:03, August 23, 2010 (UTC) ## Is that a fucking boat? I've become accustomed to reading even the most horribly mangled captchas, but this is fucking ridiculous. Is that box-characters or something? Daññy 22:30, August 29, 2010 (UTC) submarine. -- Big McStrongfist 22:34, August 29, 2010 (UTC) Obviously, it's a septic pipe. Karate Jesus 22:37, 29 August 2010 (UTC) Two more amazing ones, because I decided to press refresh a lot: I'm just waiting for arabic to show up. Daññy 22:55, August 29, 2010 (UTC) wat--Oskar 22:53, August 29, 2010 (UTC) I'll explain here as well (i already told Danny on MSN). ReCaptcha has 2 "words" in a captcha. One of them will be taken from a pre written list/dictionary. The other will be generated by the program or will be scanned pic of an old book or something, that it uses in an attempt to "learn" (so lazy people can just scan old books in and have the computer go "lol e-book" instead of someone typing it out). Because of that last point, the computer doesn't actually know what that word is, and as such, can't tell if you're right/wrong, so you could put whatever you like for that word and the computer accepts it. (note: it's not always the second word. And yes there are ways to tell, but i'm too lazy to list them all). It's actually become common on 4chan (specificaly /b/) to put that "unkown" word as "nigger" (or something else, but you get the point), in an attempt to corrupt the captcha/software. </lesson> ~ PheNaxKian talk 23:00, August 29, 2010 (UTC) knew that but wat is still the correct reply to that boat.--Oskar 23:05, August 29, 2010 (UTC) ## Last night I walked right by two cops busting people for drinking underage. I was less than 5 feet away when I pitched my cup towards the bushes and continued to walk past in as nonchalant of a manner as I could manage with far too much alcohol in me. 4 of my friends followed my lead perfectly and we all got out without any tickets. Later that night, I was making out with some girl on the floor of her dorm. Unfortunately, no sex because she's a virgin. Anyone feel their last night can top mine? I CHALLENGE YOU. Daññy 00:42, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I drank and got laid. Both legally and with non-virgins. I believe I just won... Karate Jesus 01:17, 30 August 2010 (UTC) Oh, and yes, non-virgins is plural. But I guess they didn't both happen at night. Karate Jesus 01:21, 30 August 2010 (UTC) You just EC'd me saying that wasn't awesome, but I think you now have a very incredible story you need to tell me soon. :> Daññy 01:22, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I'll tell you Monday. But yes, I was rather happy, and it was endorsed by the spouse. Karate Jesus 01:26, 30 August 2010 (UTC) wait, you're not 21 yet? dawww — Maf so rational. 03:30, August 30, 2010 (UTC) 5 weeks! Daññy 04:45, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I got free glow-in-the-dark condoms and did a keg-stand :< Jake01:25, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I masturbated furiously into a large gash I cut into the side of a dead cow, which I found festering in a field. The squirming maggots made it feel as if it was still alive as I plunged into the warm moist depths... Misery 07:26, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I want a cow too :< -- -- 08:45, August 30, 2010 (UTC) Wait, you still didn't bang that virgin yet? Brandnew 08:22, August 30, 2010 (UTC) Nope. :< She's v prude, so it could take a bit. Daññy 16:19, August 30, 2010 (UTC) I drank and had sex legally (without a virgin), and I am younger than you! Frosty 13:49, August 30, 2010 (UTC) ## If you love me you'll sign up for this with a fake e-mail address and use a coupon from there or however it works. all proceeds go to whatever I can get off of the site. Daññy 18:57, August 30, 2010 (UTC) Oh. Correction. Just use that if something cool comes up. But I'd imagine there have to be some cool things. If there aren't, I'm sorry for posting a retarded link. Daññy 18:58, August 30, 2010 (UTC) Also, since they have hotel deals on there, chances are any money I get from there would be used to get a room for Drupalcon Chicago next year. Daññy 19:01, August 30, 2010 (UTC) ## MSN nao The Scythe Has Fallen 00:37, September 2, 2010 (UTC) Don't do it Danny, he has the herpes. DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Frosty 08:32, September 2, 2010 (UTC) That made me smile, Frosty. Daññy 14:01, September 2, 2010 (UTC) ## [1] That song definitely makes me think of re-titling my method of speech writing as "mash-up". Daññy 17:02, September 3, 2010 (UTC) err. there's some background information a lot of people probably don't have for that to make sense. but i cbf'd explaining. Daññy 17:03, September 3, 2010 (UTC) mashup germany is a fucking pro--TahiriVeila 04:38, September 8, 2010 (UTC) ## Is it just me? Or is anyone else missing their watchlist button? Karate Jesus 15:43, 8 September 2010 (UTC) It's not just you. Also, all our build tags are fucked up. And the ratings page. ToraenTheJanitor 15:44, 8 September 2010 (UTC) Oh, and PvXbig too. And the best part, it only happens in monobook (the fucked up tags and pvxbig). ToraenTheJanitor 15:46, 8 September 2010 (UTC) I'm working on it with Wikia. They put me in touch with someone in charge and we're discussing it in email. I'll let you know what I find out, but it seems that they're prepping to move to that new skin and it's fucking up our wiki. Karate Jesus 16:00, 8 September 2010 (UTC) Who would've ever thought that turning a wiki into a Javascript loaded piece of shit would have side effects on everything else? Daññy 16:23, September 8, 2010 (UTC) ## So, in the spirit of What the fuck should I make for dinner.com I think I'm need to make a whatthefuckiswrongwithmycomputer.com and make it a series of questions helping you figure out how to stop being such a retarded, computer-illiterate leech on technical society. That said, I'm looking for common issues or issues you've run into. Feel free to add to the list below: Thanks. Daññy 21:07, September 8, 2010 (UTC) Something witty to do with fan noise?--TahiriVeila 22:59, September 8, 2010 (UTC) Truth be told i find you can solve all your issues with the following steps: 1. restart. It does actually solve most things 2. Run anti-virus and anti-malware (if you don't have either you should jumpt to the next step anyway because you're stupid for not having either). 3. Format. (In regards to viruses. This is just an easy way of "fixing", plus it cleans your computer from all the unneeded crap =D) 4. If you're still getting butt-fucked after formatting it's probably hardware. Solution: New computer. solves most of life's problems! Interestingly. My video card's fucked. Every so often i bluscreen and the screen goes blank (you see blue for a second). It then starts beeping (clearly telling me it's broken because it's not jsut *beep beep beep* it's like morse code (there's a proper term for said beeps but i can't remember). After restarting it it works perfectly fine for days and days (i went to a LAN party at the weeknd and it was on all weekend and there wasn't a single problem =p.) Though i'm still gonna buy a new video card >>;;. ~ PheNaxKian talk 23:13, September 8, 2010 (UTC) Maybe it IS morse code and your broken video card is scolding you for being so mean to it!--TahiriVeila 23:31, September 8, 2010 (UTC) I've never had to format a drive. You should only have to format if you do something so spectacularly stupid that the only files you'd have to recover would be either corrupt or malware. As for your video card, I doubt it's the one doing the beeping. Check your mobo manufacturer for a guide to what the beeps mean. 11 beeps means fried RAM controller. I don't have the others memorized because that's the only one I've managed to run into personally. (It was a 2002 Dell piece of crap that we just tried throwing some spare RAM cards in. RAM survived, so I must've discharged when taking the old cards out. Oops.) Daññy 00:26, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Sorry i didn't explain it well. It is the mobo that's beeping, but the beeps are telling me (according to my mobo's beep codes_ it's the video card that's broke =p. ~ PheNaxKian talk 12:16, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Number one way to solve computer problems: Google--Relyk talk 01:02, September 9, 2010 (UTC) That's assuming people understand keywordspeak, or Google-ese, or whatever other fucktarded names they've given to "tag searching". Daññy 01:39, September 9, 2010 (UTC) ### This is the list. Don't fucking sign in here or add comments below this line. The section above this is for that. Or start a new section using equal signs. • Virus, Trojan, and general malware • Malware that fucks you in the ass with a spork • Beeping computer that won't turn on (read: totally fucked - next time don't touch your motherboard with your bare hands nutface) ## In regards to malware Sporks did not appreciate that statement. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 00:28, September 9, 2010 (UTC) o yeah, got bored of doing missions, been mining shit for awhile :>. Teach me crap when you have time. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 00:29, September 9, 2010 (UTC) ## Dear Phen, Maf, and other people that aren't computationally retarded: You have 2 jars. You want to find the highest spot on a ladder with n rungs from which you can drop the jar without it breaking. You want to do so in less than linear time. My solution: Use binary search until breaking the first jar. After the first jar has been broken, begin linear search from the highest proven safe point. My book says this should be possible in O(<n) - specifically it says that lim[n->inf.]_f(n)/n = 0 - but that would imply a lower-order function being used. As far as I know, binary search, binary trees, and probabilistic functions are the only thing in that group that might be used here. Problem is that my solution is n/2 worst case, log(n) in best case, and some ugly thing in between those in average case, which basically means I'm doing only a little better than linear search overall and not any better at all in worst case. Now, since this is a first-level algorithm design class without a quantum grouping requirement, I'm assuming we're not supposed to be using any probabilistic functions, anyone have any ideas on how the shit you'd go about this? (Remember: you only have 2 jars.) If anyone has a viable solution before my class tomorrow today, I'll reward you with something. (From what I understand, kd-trees might work, but I don't understand kd-trees and they definitely weren't covered in class.) Daññy 09:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Try turning it on and off. Frosty 09:29, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Divide the n rungs into sqrt(n) sections of length sqrt(n) and do a binary search on each section. sqrt(n)(log(sqrt(n) + 1) /ragequit Dr Rawr 11:37, September 9, 2010 (UTC) ^--TahiriVeila 15:50, September 9, 2010 (UTC) If sqrt(n) is of length greater than 3, though, there's still a chance you'll break two jars before determining the location. Awesome thought, though. Daññy 16:00, September 9, 2010 (UTC) .......... then buy another jar Dr Rawr 16:04, September 9, 2010 (UTC) no you cunt, stop being "clever." You have the right idea though. 1) Split your ladder into sections of length sqrt(n) like rawr says. 2) Use your first jar to go up the endpoints of the sections (linearly) until you fuck up. 3) If you never fuck up, you're at the top of the ladder. If you do, you have a shrunk search space of [a, a+sqrt(n)). Just search that linearly upwards to get your highest rung. Should be at most O(~2*sqrt(n)), c? — Maf so rational. 16:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Bernie wins! Ends up being O(sqrt(n)), which is pretty cute. (Bernie also admits he wouldn't have gotten it without the suggestion from Dr Rawr, so credit goes to both of them!) Daññy 16:32, September 9, 2010 (UTC) To be honest I'd just break another jar anyway because the sound of smashing glass is amusing. Also, hello everyone I assume you are all well?----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 19:13, September 9, 2010 (UTC) I'm bleeding from the side of my face. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 20:39, September 9, 2010 (UTC) fucking hungry. I don't eat enough apparently. — Maf so rational. 22:19, September 9, 2010 (UTC) Not the face! Maf if you're ever in America come over, I'll make you tons of delicious food. Although I can probably guarantee it will be spiked with liquor. ----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳ 23:28, September 9, 2010 (UTC) lolqut. maf is american. also, make me delicious food spiked with liquor. i'll come visit! Daññy 05:22, September 10, 2010 (UTC) Danny I'll make you steak and burgers :< ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 07:17, September 10, 2010 (UTC) Make that white meat and we're good. Red meat makes me sick. Daññy 07:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC) don't be hating on them mexican chicks -Auron 10:44, September 10, 2010 (UTC) Do they have mexicans in hawaii?--TahiriVeila 15:02, September 10, 2010 (UTC) Mexicans are everywhere. You think a silly little ocean's gonna stop them from coming to America? Daññy 17:41, September 10, 2010 (UTC) No americans in england, we just get eastern europeans and muslims. Frosty 18:27, September 10, 2010 (UTC) I believe there are more foreigners than British people in the UK. Certainly feels that way anyway. ~ PheNaxKian talk 18:52, September 10, 2010 (UTC) gotta face the music. The amount of children we have is inversely proportional to our income. White people will be an endangered species in 100 years. — Maf so rational. 20:45, September 10, 2010 (UTC) No, we mostly have filipinos, which are every bit as dumb but don't have switchblades. -Auron 23:07, September 10, 2010 (UTC) ## Panda loves to party Daññy 07:47, September 10, 2010 (UTC) Co cute :> ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 22:24, September 10, 2010 (UTC) ## Danny So Drama pick one: • Girlfriend of 3 years • Virgin freshman that wants it baaaad • Fuck whoever I want (up to and possibly including freshman) I'm shit at making decisions, so I'm leaving my life up to PvX! And yes, I'm dead serious, as retarded as that might be! (This is coming to the forefront after having fucked a girl along a bike path today and figuring I should probably figure out what do.) Do well and I might have other questions for you in the future! Daññy 04:30, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Freshman. Which reminds me, I forgot to tell you about the cute blond freshamn on the girl's ultimate team who's really good and is into me :O gf gave me permission while she's abroad for the year too!--TahiriVeila 04:34, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Let's go two-for-two! Daññy 04:43, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Girlfriend, I'm a douchebag that respects women. /equips troll shield ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 05:15, September 12, 2010 (UTC) well you already had that biker chick (i assume she is a biker chick). biker chicks are hawt, on average, c? Also, college freshman girls are kind of gross imo (personality-wise) from my experience. So I vote girlfriend. — Maf so rational. 05:25, September 12, 2010 (UTC) on the other hand, my life is almost nothing like your life, so I'm not sure if you should listen to me. — Maf so rational. 05:26, September 12, 2010 (UTC) biker chick? also, this college freshman is actually pretty cool. also also, we're both college students. assuming you drink regularly and are not a guido, we are probably far more similar than you realize. that is the middle-america thing. Daññy 05:30, September 12, 2010 (UTC) (This is coming to the forefront after having fucked a girl along a bike path today. I am the anti-guido, but I don't really drink too often. — Maf so rational. 05:35, September 12, 2010 (UTC) pedal-bike, not motorcycle. also, i drink often and casually. you should try it. Daññy 05:47, September 12, 2010 (UTC) I usually only drink when i'm really bored/lonely. Jameson + classical/renaissance/enlightenment era lit is really a great way to spend an evening!--TahiriVeila 06:18, September 12, 2010 (UTC) yeah, i meant pedal-bike when i said biker chick ;o — Maf so rational. 16:56, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Do both of them? I don't really see the problem? --Brandnew 08:58, September 12, 2010 (UTC) I vote you find a panda. I'm not suggesting you have sex with it, that would be weird. Pandas are just cool. Misery 10:50, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Some day, when I have a lot of money, I would like to enjoy a panda steak. The panda would, of course, die naturally. The meat might not be as delicious as that of a younger panda, but it would be panda steak nonetheless. Daññy 16:23, September 12, 2010 (UTC) What if it were a panda so manly that it could cut a steak out of its body without dieing and regenerate said lost body mass to become even stronger than before? Rawr.--TahiriVeila 16:46, September 12, 2010 (UTC) Then we're all fucked once they figure out how to use machine guns. Daññy 17:31, September 12, 2010 (UTC) I love that I've had both of these conversations with you already (panda and moral dilemma). I suggest breaking up with the girlfriend and fucking the virgin, as long as you can keep her sister from going Nazi commando on your ass. Eventually you're going to piss off your girlfriend anyway, and she'll leave you, so just trade her in! Karate Jesus 01:01, 13 September 2010 (UTC) Just an update to this thread: User:Daññy/E-Peen (You can probably assume what happened given the link - at least if you know what that page is.) Daññy 02:30, September 20, 2010 (UTC) ## AskDanny Friend has a computer for 2 years, oil heater breaks and dust screws up the fans inside the computer. 2 years later, he wants to fix it. He cleans all the fans and when he boots it up, it shuts down after a few second. Bought a psu tester, says the psu works. The computer doesn't have any new hardware or anything. Switched ram around, boots for 13 seconds and shuts down. Doesn't make any beeps. Best thing I can find is either the power supply is screwed up, the cpu overheats, or the mother board/cpu is dead. Suggestions?--Relyk talk 23:51, September 12, 2010 (UTC) I stopped reading at "oil heater." Is his computer from fucking 1900 or was that a mis-type? Daññy 04:30, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Oil heater? I wouldn't doubt it's that old though, he just wants his desktop working since his laptop fucked up. I'm pretty sure it's that his power supply is dead but whatever.--Relyk talk 05:27, September 13, 2010 (UTC) I read that as he had an oil heater inside his computer. Which would make sense if he really wanted to make use of that excess heat and was from a year when natural gas wasn't as common as oxygen. What's it say when it turns on? Does it quit after the boot screen? Does quit before the boot screen? Does it try to load windows? Does the login screen show up? Need more info. Daññy 06:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Why do you need a heater in a computer, that confounds me. (edit) Infact it's stupid to even think a computer would have an oil heater, something else must have broke because you don't need heating in a computer (you need cooooooooooling, maybe it was some form of liquid cooling?). Frosty 08:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Computer shuts off after 18 seconds, at first it shut off after ~5 seconds, he says it doesn't even bring up boot screen. He took out and switched the ram around, then the video card, does the same. His friend helped him clean the CPU and put in a different CPU and it did the same thing. Next he bought a power supply tester, which showed it was giving the correct voltage. He did say it cut off without restarting the test and at one point it read 7 volts and the tester showed 12v or something. That's about as much as I understood from what he said.--Relyk talk 10:23, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Could be motherboard related then. Get him to try his gpu/cpu in another computer to double check. Frosty 10:42, September 13, 2010 (UTC) ask him to check his "clear BIOS" jumper and make sure it is in place. How far dose the boot screen get to? Dose Ram check pass? Hard drives get reconized? Time is really needed just screen info.--XTREME 10:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC) my guess is he short-circuited something when cleaning the dust, or got dust in a place where it would short-circuit something while cleaning it (on the motherboard, like frosty suggested). I am also confused about this oil heater business. did that somehow flood the computer with dust? Is it really relevant at all? — Maf so rational. 14:05, September 13, 2010 (UTC) or when he was cleaning the fans, he shorted them somehow, either by not properly drying (if he used water) or not taking them out of the computer to clean them. or some combination of everything i suggested. — Maf so rational. 14:10, September 13, 2010 (UTC) I'm worried about the statement "His friend helped him clean the CPU and put a different CPU in." You don't want to do that, afaik. Drivers, etc. Not to mention, with all this cleaning he most certainly shorted something unless he was wearing a live discharge band or working in a rubber room. Daññy 14:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC) He probably scrubbed all of the heating element off of his cpu XD¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 16:01, September 13, 2010 (UTC) also about power supply he has to make sure the power supply is the proper wattage. It's Amps that matter. How much power is the power supplying? Power supplies do go and a good upgrade wouldn't hurt.--XTREME 16:11, September 13, 2010 (UTC) His power supply is fine. It worked before, he just hasn't used it in awhile. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 17:29, September 13, 2010 (UTC) I have no idea how his oil heater breaking caused dust to gunk up the fans. He's trying a different power supply so if that doesn't work, he might have short-circuited something (he cleaned ALL the fans). I'm pretty sure he tried a different CPU in the same computer... I'll ask him to try testing it on a different computer.--Relyk talk 21:50, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Are you SURE his computer has an oil HEATER, because the whole idea of computers is they get hot and you take cooling (fans and shit). Maybe he is confusing it with something... Frosty 22:20, September 13, 2010 (UTC) I thought it was like an oil furnace for his house not his pc. What the fuck would a heater be doing in a pc and why would it be burning oil? O.o--TahiriVeila 22:32, September 13, 2010 (UTC) Maybe it's actually liquid cooling >>;;? ~ PheNaxKian talk 22:34, September 13, 2010 (UTC) maybe his friend is trolling us with the oil heater. — Maf so rational. 01:00, September 14, 2010 (UTC) Can we shift focus from the prospect of an oil heater being in a computer, although the idea is extremely fascinating and musing about it is delightful? Did computers even have liquid cooling as an option 4 years ago?--Relyk talk 02:55, September 14, 2010 (UTC) Yes but it would have been a bit more expensive than it is now. Frosty 07:08, September 14, 2010 (UTC) "Did computers even have liquid cooling as an option 4 years ago?" that's almost adorable in a way. It somehow feels like asking 'did cars eve have nitro as an option 10 years ago?' — Maf so rational. 07:19, September 14, 2010 (UTC) tl;dr Relyk's friend is retarded. 02:56, September 14, 2010 (UTC) ## IDs and Bars in America So, I've been looking into civilian rights in police encounters lately, and the one area that seems to be rather vague is bar/nightclub encounters. My theory is that you do not have to comply with an officers request for an ID, even if you are actively drinking an alcoholic beverage, because that officer has no reason to suspect you did not legally purchase that beverage. Compulsory identification would appear to assume guilt on behalf of the compelled, which runs contrary to other civilian legal standards. Anyone have any insight or opinions? Daññy 05:30, September 27, 2010 (UTC) Well first, it's "because that officer has no reason to suspect you did not ILlegally purchase" and if they have an alcoholic beverage, the bartender is supposed to check. Plus, if a police officer in any country is at a bar, he's likely to be one of the people also drinking and therefore very unlikely to care. Angueo 05:33, September 27, 2010 (UTC) I'm talking about when cops do regular "busts" at bars. Maybe it's more just a college-town thing, but it happens regularly around here. They just approach anyone and ask for an ID. Also, you're quote there isn't quite right. Gotta watch those triple negatives. (Your version reads as "that officer has reason to suspect you did illegally purchase" once you drop the double-negative.) Daññy 05:36, September 27, 2010 (UTC) Cops don't actually need a real reason to ask you for shit. They just need to come up with a sufficient bullshit excuse. 05:40, September 27, 2010 (UTC) I'm not a huge language guy, but I'll take your word that I re-quoted it incorrectly. Anyways, you should have mentioned the college thing. It's not so much of a "bust" sort of thing but to make sure nobody is going to drive drunk, or that there is a designated driver to make sure everybody gets home safely. Angueo 05:41, September 27, 2010 (UTC) ^Sufficient bullshit excuse. 05:42, September 27, 2010 (UTC) Well they need a warrant to enter your home. Otherwise your tax dollars are allowing them to search you. Angueo 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC) That's not true in the slightest. You don't even have to consent to allowing a K-9 unit to sniff-search your car. And, most certainly, they can't stop you walking down the street and search your person. Daññy 05:47, September 27, 2010 (UTC) ^ Actually, it's got nothing to do with DDs. They're all about handing out PAULAs (Possession of Alcohol Under the Legal Age). They run a few hundred dollars each. There are, on average, 20-30 handed out each weekend, more during home games. It's also about catching people using fakes. I think the biggest problem is that most kids just comply because they don't actually understand their rights. Daññy 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC) That's what the ACLU is for! A friend of mine just got a$10,000 settlement after they detained him on "unreasonable suspicion" - or, as he put it, "being brown too close to a crime scene". Daññy 05:46, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

For anyone who hasn't, I'd suggest brushing up on the ACLU's "Know Your Rights" page found here. There's a few supplements that go more into depth around the web, but knowing the basics is a good place to start. Daññy 05:50, September 27, 2010 (UTC)

I feel like i should keep a copy of that in my car and/or memorize the contents. 05:59, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I'd memorize it, as well as your lawyer's number. Also, assuming you have a smartphone, I'd suggest getting UStream's app - [2]. Record video and save it live to UStream's server. Even if they take your phone, you still have the evidence you need - PLUS, you have the evidence that they took your phone without a warrant, which is an illegal seizure (assuming you're not actively committing a crime). All in all, if the cops fuck with you and you're smart, it won't be long until you're raking in the settlement money. Daññy 06:07, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
I dont even think i have a lawyer...dunno. And i only have the original iphone so that app wont work :<. What exactly would you be recording though? =\ 06:10, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
The entire confrontation. Or just whenever you feel like it. However, according to this, it could get you arrested. However, I have a feeling it won't be long before one of these hits the Supreme Court and it gets completely annihilated. (If the Supreme Court does, for some retarded reason, uphold a conviction involving this, I'm peaceing out of America. That's one step too close to a military-state for me - especially with the way this terror-legislation stuff keeps going. Daññy 06:20, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
isn't it audio they get you for? if its just video, doesn't that stay within privacy rights, for the officer, so that your case has more stability? I remember that audio was the big deal in recording these situations. Akio_Katsuragi 06:25, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Well scanning/reading a couple sites comes up with: if you weren't actually drinking, just do what they say and hope they make you take the breathalizer or violate your rights. Also if you were drinking, refuse the breathalizer and get a diversion (which is go for a lesser charge i guess). The smartphone idea would be an excellent way to annoy them and make them screw up, unless you want to push the audio issue, I'd guess you'd get the "stability" with just video.--Relyk talk 06:39, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
under the wire-tapping thing, audio/video doesn't matter. it's the "recording without consent" thing. but you don't normally need consent to record anyway, so it's stupid. as for drinking - never go along with the cops, regardless, unless you really weren't doing anything wrong and just wanna be on your way. wanna fuck with them - pull out a camera and disallow any searches. Daññy 06:42, September 27, 2010 (UTC)
Don't interfere with them though. If you so much as touch them, they have the right to arrest you for interfering. You CAN take notes, film, etc. You just can't get in their way. Karate Jesus 02:38, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
What exactly is "getting in their way?" Suppose I'm taking notes down and they try to go around my car and they bump into me. Did I "get in their way?" Angueo 02:47, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Basically, yes. "Interfering" is a silly word legally. You should always keep about 5-10 feet from them just in case. If you get too close, they can claim that they had "reasonable cause" to put you on the ground and arrest you for "their own safety". Karate Jesus 02:50, 28 September 2010 (UTC)
That's only if you're an external party. If you're directly involved, it's best to just stand still - if they start coming toward you, trying to maintain distance is definitely gonna be a poor decision. Daññy 03:26, September 28, 2010 (UTC)
Or you could just be like most of the people on the internet and lock yourself in the basement all year. That way you don't need to worry about cops or nothing. --Jai. - 03:37, September 28 2010 (UTC)

I found it interesting that according to the ALCU site, outside of being an immigrant or when you are driving a car, you don't appear to have to provide ID when a policeman asks for it. That is not the case here in Germany. In fact it is illegal to not have ID on you here that you need to present whenever you are asked. Probably the most interesting things I read there were about immigration cases. They have no right to enter a house with a deportation warrant? Hilarious. Misery 07:33, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

## ASM and EVE

This started as a different wall of text, but then I realized that a) I'm unlikely to get many responses and b) I'd rather not put out all the details of my project publicly.

Basically, anyone with knowledge of C++ and/or ASM, or willingness and self-motivation to learn both or either, feel free to contact my about this. Before you even bother with that, though, watch this. If you get bored or completely confused, this project isn't for you. After you've watched it, do it. If you can't because of "I don't get x" or "I don't have x so I can't do this" or "Why isn't x working", this project isn't for you. If you're still interested and you actually completed the step-by-step tutorial, congratulations! There's a slim chance this project is for you!

Most importantly: Anything accomplished from this project will be unlikely to result in financial gain, increased interwebs reputation, or anything other than a sense of accomplishment, a new skill set, and a pat on the back from Danny himself.

Daññy 07:36, September 28, 2010 (UTC)

I'll bite....why do you want to hook?--XTREME 11:36, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
LEt's all sit an think of three reasons why you'd want to perform an engine hook on an MMO. zzz --74.63.112.144 13:04, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
I suggest this gets taken else where (i.e. off the wiki). ~ PheNaxKian talk 13:48, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, I'm not looking to hook the game itself. However, as I did state earlier, any conversation about this is not going to happen on PvX for a number of reasons. Daññy 17:29, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
While I don't know your reasons. Thanks <3. ~ PheNaxKian talk 21:36, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Although I understand...still hard to get motivated to dedicate time to this unless there is a good enough reason right? Anyway just wondering and I don't think I have the skills that you prefer--XTREME 22:10, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

## alcohol

guess who can legally buy it in the US in 1 week? Daññy 06:13, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

me? Is it me? Misery 06:27, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
the correct answer is mizzouman. -Auron 07:03, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
I bet it's DANNY!75.142.14.220 18:37, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
Also I love how you say legally "buy" and not legally "drink" <3 75.142.14.220 18:38, September 30, 2010 (UTC)
yayay alcohol — Maf so rational. 22:31, September 30, 2010 (UTC)

## Sig

Is broken. Can't see anything posted below it. Fix plox. 04:00, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

fixed. -- Danny 04:06, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
what's your nickname as a staff member?--Relyk talk 10:22, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Dannymcsexy probably. -Auron 12:19, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Is there a reason you have the staff images in your sigs >.>? ~ PheNaxKian talk 12:39, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
"If you're concerned that a non-staff member is using one, please let us know!" Tisk tisk!!! JUZE....I got something for you.--XTREME 13:22, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
Because it's cute? :> -- Danny 15:53, October 1, 2010 (UTC)

## Get Danny Hammered for a Good Cause!

Hi, I'm Danny and I just turned 21. Since we all know my liver's going to shit anyway, let's make it for a good cause. For every $10 anyone here donates to a VFW (veterans of foreign wars) organization - U.S. or otherwise - I'll do a shot tomorrow. Anything over what I think I can safely handle will get passed on to someone I'm drinking with. Just post a link to the organization and the amount you donated. I'm taking your word for this. Might seem like an odd cause for someone as liberal as me, but I've already had friends come back with war injuries. And family in previous wars. Gotta take care of the people in danger, regardless of whatever retarded reason their in danger for. Thanks in advance for the drinks and the support! -- Danny is not 08:43, October 7, 2010 (UTC) Gz on your birthday!--83.82.62.210 09:38, October 7, 2010 (UTC) grats daññels! i won't donate, but do a shot on my behalve regardless kk? --Brandnew 11:39, October 7, 2010 (UTC)$ --~~~~Insert formula here \$
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