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## Dear PvX

I have to confess that my homosexuality is nothing but a low joke, and that I am actually straight and normal like most other normal men are. It started off as a simple inside joke from my "Chaos is gay" signature, but soon grew to epic proportions and running out of hands, stirring a lot of drama around both GWW, and to a lesser extent PvX. Since I'm quite inactive on both sites I figured it doesn't really matter much what I tell people. People thinking I'm homosexual has just created a barrier between me and them, hampering my everyday discussions with people. --Chaos? 09:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

I knew this, also first.--GWPirate 09:34, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Faggot. :o --Chaos? -- 09:47, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
</3 Steamy:> 10:00, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
It was a fucking great pun, appreciate it. --Chaos? -- 10:10, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
You've shattered my hopes and dreams chaos. Steamy:> 10:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
"Not that there is anything wrong with that"---XTREME 10:20, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Homosexuality is a horrible thing and I regret ever fucking another man pretending that I'm gay. --Chaos? -- 14:50, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Intolerance: 5 energy, 2 second cast time, 15 second recharge| Offend target gay community, if target was under the effects of a hex or condition, you take 999 damage. Steamy:> 14:57, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
Aegis (PvP): 10 energy, 1/4 second cast time, 30 second recharge| Enchantment Spell. For 1...3...3 seconds, hostile spells and attacks against target other party member fail. --GWPirate 15:19, April 1, 2010 (UTC)
I lol'd. Steamy:> 16:17, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

## Epic cool story bro right here

I shit you not! --Chaos? -- 19:57, April 1, 2010 (UTC)

Needs more IGN. Steamy Igloo! 15:12, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

It's kind of "Chaos Messenger" or anything related to Dandy ;o My IGN is mostly useless thogh, I haven't played for at least a month :> --Chaos? -- 15:14, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Your pissing on my hopes for playing random gimmicky shit with you :< Steamy Igloo! 15:16, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
My MSN is on my userpage, you can always ask me online if you want to come up with something fucked up. My focus will be terrible though because I really gilwor about gil wors <3 --Chaos? -- 15:36, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
This proves how bad players in gw are: Just got to golden gates without skipping with hench backline and 2 PvEers running RoJ. Wut? --Steamy Igloo! 15:55, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
ahahhhahahahahahhahhahaahahahahahaahahahahahahahaha gil wor :> --Chaos? -- 16:05, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
:P now we have a para hench and still winning. This is fucking hillarious.. --Steamy Igloo! 16:48, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Easter weekend or sth, I don't think serious teams are on atm. --Chaos? -- 17:09, April 2, 2010 (UTC)
Or just guildwars is having the final nail knocked into its coffin.. --Steamy Igloo! 17:15, April 2, 2010 (UTC)

Somebody said they wanted you to have a look at this: [1] --Steamy Igloo! 10:59, April 3, 2010 (UTC)

Olol internet fame :> --Chaos? -- 10:33, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
See if your still smiling when your getting a dozen requests a day :> --Steamy Igloo! 11:47, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
It took me a little eternity to answer to this one. I'm also terrible at PvE :> --Chaos? -- 12:01, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I used to be half decent but now that i quit it i did like 1 vq a week ago with a friend and i was terribad. --Steamy Igloo! 13:16, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Everyone on PvX is rusty and terribad <3 --Chaos? -- 13:44, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
I just spent about 3 hours farming gvg zquest with 2 terribad monks and 6 MB ele's in a rank 2000 odd guild. Wtf. So fun though, we kept coming up against hench that balled and spiking down like 4-5 hench in 1 go :P fun times --Steamy Igloo! 15:48, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Rank 2000 ;p no wonder? --Chaos? -- 17:49, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
Made a random new guild and resigned about 10 or so times at the start to get low rank then resigned every time we came up a guild better than rank 1000 :P we won most games inside a minute from them resigning was actually incredibly fast :P --Steamy Igloo! 22:23, April 4, 2010 (UTC)
That's kinda sad, but farming is farming! :D --Chaos? -- 07:45, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

gogo only working RA rit healer [2] :DOcirne23 10:50, April 5, 2010 (UTC)

I'd drop Rejuv, you don't want to spend so much time casting spirits, since you want to be the only healer, and the healing isn't that strong on Rejuv. Your build is also quite fucked up without a spirit, so then again relying solely on Life is bad, because in really tight situations you won't have time to cast it, but will likely have to. Without Rejuv you can also remove only 1 condition, which also kinda sucks, since getting covered conditions off is cool. It's a vicious circle, not so good ;p --Chaos? -- 11:36, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
Well, Rejuvenvenation is in my opinion the best spirit to have, mainly because its very large amount of health and it usually always lasts its rechage in RA, and having +5 regeneration on everyone is kewl ^.^ its basically an arena version of recuperation in GvG only better xD. Perhaps i should drop a spirit and get some item spellsOcirne23 12:05, April 5, 2010 (UTC)
I'm still damning the PwK nerf, even though the skill was too good. --Chaos? -- 09:02, April 6, 2010 (UTC)

## Musha rain dum a doo, dum a da...

Whack for my daddy, oh!--GWPirate 11:01, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

Reference missed :< --Chaos? -- 12:07, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Whack for my daddy, oh! Whiskey in the Jarro. $Dandy=Faggotry , Dandy-Faggotry=0$
My god, it's genial. --Chaos? -- 12:33, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

As i was goin' over the Cork and Kerry mountains--GWPirate 14:54, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

I saw Captain Farrell and his money, he was countin'--GWPirate 14:54, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Wow, just wow... --(Talk) 18:54, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
wat is dis i dont even --Chaos? -- 19:08, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Somebody should know this songtext.--GWPirate 19:47, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
i hope they're just being retarded. if not, here is a cover version by the cutest band in the world. - AthrunFeya - 20:12, April 7, 2010 (UTC)
Typical faggot band.--GWPirate 20:16, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

## Maybe another time i'll post you a funny pic.

--SteamyIgloo! 19:50, April 7, 2010 (UTC)

## Storeh Tiem

One day there was a homo really cool kid, named Dandy, he disliked his personality so he went on to download a new personality, where he purchsed at the personality shop.
This shop sells one any personality they want, but at the expense of years off the buyer's total life span.
Dandy still disliked his personality and continued downloading more personalities until he realised the person most important to him, disliked the new personality Dandy had, evoking rage from deep within Dandy's small heart.
Going into ragemode, everything around Dandy was crushed by his super-sayan like powers, including the person most important to him. Feeling insane and completely terrible, Dandy rushed to the personality shop and asked to buy a personality with resurrection skills, which would consume all the rest of his life span.
In doing so, Dandy brought back the person most important to him using his new personality, resulting in Dandy's death.
Fortunately, for having such a pure soul, Dandy was given back his years, returned to normal, and everyone had forgotten of what happened.
Also, Saturday night, mmhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

THE END. --68.226.82.66 22:58, April 8, 2010 (UTC)

^ reminds me of that motivational poster we made dandy.. --SteamyIgloo! 23:06, April 8, 2010 (UTC)
I stole the joke :>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --Chaos? -- 09:36, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Also, the now alive Dandy suddenly had a ton of personalities he didn't do shit with :> Beautiful story! --Chaos? -- 09:36, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Stealin ma joke nigga? --SteamyIgloo! 12:45, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
I PUT IT IN A BETTER WAY THAN YOU EVER WOULD HAVE DONE, AND MOTIVATIONAL POSTERS ARE LOL ANYWAYS. --Chaos? -- 21:34, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Nevermind, he loves all of his 11+ personalities. I happened to count them today when me and my sister happened to discuss all the acting and lying and double lives we've been living ;o "Double" isn't very accurate though <3 Chaos? -- --21:34, April 9, 2010 (UTC)
Chaos is superman?--GWPirate 20:24, April 10, 2010 (UTC)
It was a symbolical reference to my latex suit and you know it. --Chaos? -- 20:28, April 10, 2010 (UTC)

## The lie must stop

I know who you are. Docta Jenkins 01:53, April 12, 2010 (UTC)

Nobody does. I took care of that years ago, I personally took care of every last one of them. --Chaos? -- 07:06, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
I know of your noodley appendage. You can never kill us all. Docta Jenkins 07:31, April 12, 2010 (UTC)
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