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Hasta Luego

I'm heading to my wife's parents' place tomorrow morning and wont be back until Saturday afternoonish. I'll try to check in, but I probably wont be able to. The good news is that I have a week off when I get back and my wife wont be home, so sexy GW time and lots o' scotch + cigars when I get home :D KarateCandy!Jesus 04:06, 21 December 2009

<3 ··· Danny Hates Snow 06:38, 21 December 2009 (UTC)

first — Phensofgt 04:08, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

"why didn't you delete it yourself?"

So people had a chance to see it was put up for deletion without it just randomly disappearing =p. ~ PheNaxKian talk 17:39, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Random disappearances are fine, imo. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 17:59, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
gives it a mysterious feeling Terran 18:05, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Bend over, Insert cob in ass

KJ, I've come to the conclusion that the Guru people have just as big a cob up their asses as the GWW people. WTF is the deal with all these people on gaming sites with absolutely no levity or sense of humor? They act like they are doing cancer research for christ sake.--Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 18:59, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
I actually think orthodox christians don't approve off cancer research.  Thomas So Dutch  19:06, December 21, 2009 (UTC)


this is Star, and for some reason I can edit when anon. anyways, requesting an unban (last one was voluntary) since i've started playing a bit again. thank you sir 13:18, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

done, Welcome back =). ~ PheNaxKian talk 13:20, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
You can edit while anon because it's been so long since you logged in on Star <3 ---Chaos- (moo) -- 13:24, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Btw, I'm still out of town and it's too hard to admin from my cell. I'll be back saturday night. --KarateCandy!Jesus 17:56, 23 December 2009

Thanks! -- Star Star star 2 talk  19:46, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
A good admin would have a laptop with wireless anywhere--X mas Merry 22:39, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
Actually, I do, but I don't plan on using it on my break. A good admin may be on PvX 24/7, but a good man spends time with his family during the holidays ;D --KarateCandy!Jesus 22:51, 23 December 2009
cheers. I am currently at the inlaws (hence why I am on the comp)--X mas Merry 22:53, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
lol my bad, I middle clicked on the wrong link. -- Biggles Jollyfist 23:31, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Well, I see that I missed a lot

Someone catch me up while I play my brand new PS3 and mess with my brandnew cellphone. Did I tell you guys my in-laws are rich? KarateCandy!Jesus 01:34, 27 December 2009

Actually, yes, you did. We had some random drama (lol?) and all usertalk seemingly died when I've been contributing less. That's it. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 01:41, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
Get call of duty mw2 and play with me! ··· Danny Hates Snow 07:27, 27 December 2009 (UTC)
I don't have CoDMW2, yet :/. I just have the basics. Metal Gear 4, Fallout 3, and Assassin's Creed 2. KarateCandy!Jesus 17:39, 28 December 2009
Add 'Phat_N_That'. It's me! --Crow 19:21, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
wtb ur name so i can addu [đarkchaoş] 08:59, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
I don't have any multiplayer games yet (except MGS 4), but the name is jnrhrt. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:31, 29 December 2009

AB Balance

I am still very ignorant and I do not know what "written" up means ? Is it just like the usage, varients and counters yes ? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 18:36, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

Yes, just click the signet of capture icon on the far left of your tool bar when editing a page and you'll see all the things that a build needs in order to be "written up". Karate KJ for sig Jesus 18:45, 31 December 2009
I'll write it up then. Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 18:47, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Gracias, mi amigo. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 18:49, 31 December 2009
Alright, done. Shall I put this into testing as well ? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 19:17, December 31, 2009 (UTC)
Sure, why not? And btw, PvX:SIGN Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:16, 31 December 2009
Need to slow down while I type. :x Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 19:17, December 31, 2009 (UTC)

I'm such a vindictive drunk...

I made a grown man cry tonight in front of his girlfriend without even meaning to. For some reason, I'm a professionally subtle asshole when I'm drunk. Needless to say, it was a fun night. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 10:07, 1 January 2010

Nice. Strong drunk is very strong! :> Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 12:40, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
What kind of a drunk? Beer drunk, sake drunk, whiskey drunk ......--Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 15:34, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
i think he was just plain drunk. or he played a computer game in which he was drunk, while running to a place called droks, which made him drunk, which in theory(yes, theoretically this is a theory, in theory, would make him undrunk for a little bit, cause 2 negative=possitive, 2 drunks=undrunk. so techinically he was NOT drunk. but then he added+keg of ale to the equation which made him drunk. so he is drunk. any questions?--Bluetapeboy 16:57, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
I bet I had a better night than you. Shadow knows why. <3 ··· Danny So Cute 17:04, 1 January 2010 (UTC)
ignorant, bad players acting smart, AKA guild wars guru. : > looooooooooooooooool. Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 17:38, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
"You derailed the topic, but your site phails lets talk about a guide to free faction farming but hey you derailed the topic". I call shenanigans! --Frosty Frostcharge 18:03, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
"I'm sorry that your site is crap and is for those "tens of thousands" who cant make themselves a build"....who is this noob?------X 18:44, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Why, he is an active, and loyal contributor to make the community he serving to a better place! What else would he be? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 21:14, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
I think maybe 50 people are even aware build packs exist ^^--Relyk talk 23:49, January 1, 2010 (UTC)
Tbh, I was actually reorganizing my builds when I found out they were just released. Made my job much easier. :\ Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 02:58, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
What the shit is with moderator-approved comments now? lame. ··· Danny So Cute 06:32, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
mix vodka, goldstrike, bacardi, tecquila, fanta, coke, sprite, limonade, wine and orange juice together! seems to be pretty good! Terran 04:28, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
we took the cheapest vodka we could find, half a bottle of orange liquor, a bunch of margarita mix, and one or two other various alcohols, poured it together, and called it "delicious", then got trashed on a pitcher of that, a pitcher of Strip-N-Go-Nakeds, and a pitcher of Kamikazes. then my girlfriend started making out with another girl and that was amazing. and i also made out with the same girl and some other girl. yay new years! ··· Danny So Cute 06:21, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
i cant remember what happpened, but when i woke up i found some chicks earring on my desk Terran 15:10, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Thats such a waste off a beautiful bottle of Tequila :(  Thomas So Dutch  16:45, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
i was drunk :< Terran 17:13, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Morgan, Florida and Ohio. It's not like it's hard to find out my name since it's on my website which has a link to it on my userpage :O --Ikimono "...And my axe!"Monk-Paragon-icon 06:42, January 2, 2010 (UTC)

Woah, sorry, I kind of fell asleep after posting that. And then took the 1st to recover/play CoD MW2 with some of my friends that stayed over (again, fun night). Oh, and yes, Sir Cusfreak is an idiot. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:42, 2 January 2010
WTB name. I'm DannyDeranged. <3 ··· Danny So Cute 23:44, 2 January 2010 (UTC)
I think my friend fucked my account and changed my name. When I get home today, I'll check on it. I'm taking the teens on a mini adventure race today, so that should be interesting. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 13:35, 3 January 2010
Mini adventure race, isn't that like trying to take some freaks to a freak show to make them feel better ? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 16:56, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
Mini adventure races are like "Navigate from point A to point B on your topographical map and then complete objective 1." and so on. They're actually pretty physically challenging and exhausting. This one was only 20 miles, but most of them are several hundred miles and take 3-4 days. Oh, and you can't bring food or water. You have to "survive". Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:26, 3 January 2010
oh wow, that actually sounds like fun. Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 23:28, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
They're pretty badass. I used to do the competitive ones in college, but they're exhausting and you have to train in order to place and earn money. Some people just do it for a living and do 3 day races in less than 24 hours. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:29, 3 January 2010
How can you do a 3 day race in <24 hours? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 23:31, January 3, 2010 (UTC)
They sprint/power climb it. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:32, 3 January 2010

hey there. since i can't msn you, figured id drop a note. admins saying that there is still mutual drama between me and jake is getting old. i vote honestly, i don't pick fights with him, and i still get insults and shitty vote removals off him. just wanted to put it here so at least i have a referenco en la futura. /ave sir! also, anyone see them bowl games? im not a college football fan much :< The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gringo (talk • contribs) (UTC). 06:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Did you just imply that you never intentionally start shit with Jake? Come on, we can't all be the victim :/ Karate KJ for sig Jesus 07:12, 6 January 2010
iirc, Saint hasn't been going out of his way to be a dick as much. I haven't felt the need to tell him to fuck off recently, so he must be doing something right. ··· Danny So Cute 15:43, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
kj, back up what you say with links. ill shut up if the last time i trolled him was less then 2 weeks ago. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gringo (talk • contribs) (UTC). 17:11, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
saint's actually right. he hasn't trolled or flamed jake directly since at least the 21st of December. ··· Danny So Cute 17:35, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
You should notice that I said "Did you just imply that you never intentionally start shit with Jake?". I didn't say that it was recent, I said that you can't claim to have "never" started shit with him. I have been impressed lately with your behavior, but that doesn't mean we (the admins) aren't still watching the situation. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:35, 6 January 2010
i've never said i never started drama with him, but the conversation has reached its apex, so i'll stop now. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Gringo (talk • contribs) (UTC). 20:08, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

Regarding BlazingBurdy

I just banned him along with Angelus for 2 hours, and it was only because they thought "stfu" didn't mean anything. But I know you had some sort of agreement with BlazingBurdy, so I will leave it to you if you feel he has breached it, so feel free to extend/re-ban. --Frosty Frostcharge 03:00, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

No, what you did was perfectly appropriate. My deal with Blazing was basically just a conversation about how he should react to other users when they question him build/troll bait him. He should understand by now that actions like this result in bans. If he emails or MSNs you, feel free to divert him to me. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:09, 7 January 2010
Did you check to see if either of them was a member of the Southern Tenant Farmers Union??? You may have just banned a poor share-cropper. You should be ashamed.--Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 20:21, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
nice--X 20:29, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
halp, i hav no monie to feed mah childwren --Angelus 22:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC)


Who's dick do I need to suck to get a skill balance here ? lolbimonthlies. Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 20:40, January 12, 2010 (UTC)

The list is long and distinguished--Α--йĨйƏҒỉйGƏЯş--Ω 21:32, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
^ It would take many-a-dicksucking to get an update done. If you're up for it, I'll provide a list. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:49, 12 January 2010
I'll take one for the team.  :> Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 23:50, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
Alright then:
  1. First, you'll need to suck the dick of Joe Kimmes. That shouldn't be too big of an issue as he's pretty cool and used to it.
  2. Then, you'll need to suck the dicks of the support team, seeing as we're apparently not getting a skill update until all the support shit is worked out. I can't see this taking long, considering that the support is slow as hell, there has to be only like two 90 year old women and a monkey in there.
  3. Next, you'll need to suck the dicks of every Test Krewe member. Apparently, one of the reasons this thing is held up is because every one of those fuckers has never been laid. However, that may be beneficial to you as they'll probably all blow their collective loads early.
  4. Now you'll have a challenge. Linsey. You need to suck her dick, and it wont be easy as it's well guarded, and not by fat rolls or any other God-made design. It's guarded by sheer incompetence. Basically, she misplaced her dick. So, you'll have to go on a long, arduous journey to recover her dick and then suck it.
  5. Finally, you'll face your greatest task - sucking Regina's dicks. That's right, I said dicks. Regina has over 9,000 dicks, each one inserted deeply into a normal GW player's anus. You'll have to travel across this land, relieving the dicks from the players' anuses, and then promptly and swiftly sucking off each one. The worst part is that, just like everything else that comes out of Regina, she cums bullshit. So, you'll have to suck and swallow more bullshit than any man has ever proven himself able to do.
Good luck, brave friend. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:59, 12 January 2010
Mother of God.... also, epic quote ? 02:31, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
As I said Vincent (the IP is Vincent), good luck. Be brave. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 02:33, 13 January 2010
For honour! Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 02:34, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
is there actually a list somewhere with the members of the Test Krewe, i only know some frozenwind guy is in it ;o Terran 02:57, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
[1] Karate KJ for sig Jesus 02:59, 13 January 2010
Test Krewe not Guild Wars Live Team :P Terran 21:21, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Eek. Invincible RogueInvincible rogue siggy 03:05, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
So I was in GToB trying to find Kimmes and I saw the prepubescent kids that treat gw like AIM talking about how dead it is. Even though they were completely off by a longshot (they talked how ele sword farming killed gw, lol.) you kinda know the game sucks when it turns to that. :\ Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 03:42, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
That was amazing KJ. +1 internets for you sir 03:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Gracias, senior. My assumption is that you're Thunda, but checkuser wont prove it, so meh. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 15:36, 13 January 2010


Is crashing at Cosmo Canyon. I'm playing on Playstation. HELP PLOX. (No idea if you've played it, just thought I'd ask since you probably know everything.. :S) Invincible RogueInvincible rogue siggy 03:05, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

During a cutscene or what? Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:08, 13 January 2010
Yes. Aeris says "LOOK A SHOOTING STAR!" and it goes past her head and then freezes in the laboratory. Invincible Rogue 03:13, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
I think I had that problem back in the day. Are you on the regular PS or PS2? Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:19, 13 January 2010
PS2. Invincible Rogue 03:22, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
All the stuff I can find online says to try switching to another disk a few minutes before the cutscene and then switch back after. Other than that, all you can do is clean the disk or buy a new one. The game is probably only $5 or something if you just can't get it to work. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:25, 13 January 2010
Hmm... Worth a shot. It cost me $60 for all three disks. :S I could probably find the one disk cheaper, though. Invincible RogueInvincible rogue siggy 03:27, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Shit, seriously? Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:28, 13 January 2010
Now I wish I'd kept those games (I have every one of the FF's). Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:30, 13 January 2010
It gets past the first cut scene, but a little bit later it stops again, only I can move around. I can't open menus or talk or anything, though. I'll keep trying tomorrow I guess. Bed time for now. Invincible RogueInvincible rogue siggy 04:11, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Or emulate... --Shazamrowssig 05:10, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Sadface. I never finished 8 for a similar reason. - AthrunFeya - 08:56, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

solution - torrent game, download whatever you need from (most notably the chocobo crash patch, although a save file editor makes grinding for max materia take less long), and have a blast. fuck consoles.
Athrun, do the same for 8, it's got a great final dungeon. -Auron 11:38, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

^ Luckily for me my housemate brought working copies of all FF games with him. Since September i've (re)finished 6, 7, 9, 10, 10-2 and the kingdom hearts games. I'm currently playing through 12 but once i've done i'll move onto 8. - AthrunFeya - 12:40, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
I wanted to play through X-2 again, but I just couldn't. I got to the first scene aboard Celsius, realized Brother was blatantly homosexual, and stopped caring about the game. The three badass male characters are unplayable so I just didn't bother :p -Auron 13:31, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
I never played X-2. Was the gameplay even worth playing? I heard "action RPG" and said....nah, I'm good. However, I played pretty much every other one (except XI because of the online fee), so maybe I should have picked it up. I'm looking forward to XIII and I'd like to play XIV if it doesn't have a monthly fee, which it undoubtedly will. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 15:35, 13 January 2010

I remember I was playing 9 on an emulator and the game played fine up until just near the end of disk 4, when it did would freeze (wut) and crash and i fucking raged because the save game wasn't transferable to other emulator formats or something. — Maf so rational. 17:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

FFX-2 was amazing. "Action RPG" is a little extreme. It's based off of the normal turn-based system but instead of it being strictly "your turn, my turn," Yuna, Rikku and Payne start their next action after their warm-up bar fills. Skills and special attacks also have warm-up times. It's hard to explain. Just youtube it. It was a really good game, though. Shino sig04:28, 15 January 2010

Spirit Bond/SS

what happened to the build? Smitytalk 18:28, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

I renamed it, with supress redirect. Its here Build:Team - SB/SS UW Farmer - AthrunFeya - 18:32, January 13, 2010 (UTC)

So. Much. Fail.

I need to quit posting for the night. Hasta. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:54, 15 January 2010

 ? Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Manly Elite Skill 03:55, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
you failed really bad on the AN. i lol'd irl --Angelus 04:18, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Wow admins are human...well here anyway (not GWW)--X 10:55, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
On GWW, they are still human, they are just the type of human you see in your locally produced soap operas. I think Wyn's sister's baby gets kidnapped on a daily basis by some guy who spends most of his time alone in a room twirling the ends of his ridiculous mustache. ··· Danny So Cute 14:52, 15 January 2010 (UTC)
Hold on a second, Honey, something's going on. I think Ilr's been shot or something? C:\PvX>Abort, Retry, Panic?Panic Sig Cursor 14:58, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Don't be fooled. They are computer programs simulated with user accounts that have strick guidelines that can't be swayed.--X 15:06, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Then can't be computer programs. Computer programs would have better acting. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:20, 15 January 2010

Strong manly beard empowers admin to be strong and manly. C:\PvX>Abort, Retry, Panic?Panic Sig Cursor 18:46, January 15, 2010 (UTC)

^. Panic....we've missed you. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 18:47, 15 January 2010
Take a moment to savor the alony of that. C:\PvX>Abort, Retry, Panic?Panic Sig Cursor 18:48, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Alony runs rampant now. We just ignore it at this point. For example, I'm an admin. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 18:49, 15 January 2010
Give me a few months and I will challenge your beard holy beardness. --Frosty Frostcharge 18:50, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
You shalt not! For I am thou beardiest. Also, I trimmed it today. It was a little too manly. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 18:51, 15 January 2010
Frosty needs not the beard for he has the beanie. innit. C:\PvX>Abort, Retry, Panic?Panic Sig Cursor 18:53, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
I could get both, but too many would die due to manliness overload (it's like fucking somebody to death). --Frosty Frostcharge 18:58, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Archiving is an easier solution. --Chaos -- 19:28, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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