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For some reason, seems to have disappeared. Not sure what happened. It still appears in the builds category, but comes up as a blank page. -- Jai 22:55, August 7, 2010 (UTC)

check move log. --Novii 23:08, August 7, 2010 (UTC)
It's here now. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 13:59, 8 August 2010 (UTC)

Never let a mormon set your buzz level. They don't understand hammered the way you and i do, they're guessing, and they're bad guessers.--TahiriVeila 16:53, August 8, 2010 (UTC)

Good call. I had an Islamic guy set up my wife's car's sound system (they don't drink either). It was a bad idea. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 00:46, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

I'm still at a conference, btw

So, I'm going to be useless until Saturday, at least. I have meetings every morning next week, and then I don't have shit for a while. Still busy, but I'll be able to get shit done around here. I really need to run the build pack bot when I get home Saturday :/ Karate KJ for sig Jesus 00:47, 12 August 2010 (UTC)

Dear KJ. Today I went to to the gym then came home and masturbated. Not having any available sexual partners blows.--TahiriVeila 00:50, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
Actually, sometimes it blows to have sexual partners. Huh, get it?! HUH!?
What happened to your sister? Karate KJ for sig Jesus 00:55, 12 August 2010 (UTC)
She's in south carolina at the beach for the week--TahiriVeila 01:36, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
If you want Jake, you can use my last (30)ecto as lube and masturbate once more. I am more than willing to provide for a taste of your sister's snatch. Vincent Evan [Air Henchman] Vincels 05:24, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
OR you could go jump off a bridge you sick fuck.--TahiriVeila 05:57, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

Also: I played flashlight tag tonight for the first time since I was like 8. Why do we stop acting like kids when we grow up? Being a kid is way fucking better than being an adult.--TahiriVeila 05:59, August 12, 2010 (UTC)


See drupal. It has the ability to be a wiki and a forum at the same time, and, if we could get donations and/or ads, we might even be able to get a private host for it - if it were to get big enough. Daññy 14:50, August 12, 2010 (UTC)

you'd still need to develop the extension. ~ PheNaxKian talk 22:06, August 12, 2010 (UTC)
^ but it is possible. I like the idea, but getting donations/ads might be harder than we think. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 01:22, 13 August 2010 (UTC)
developing an extension would be the easy part. the hard part would be what KJ said. Daññy 03:20, August 13, 2010 (UTC)
What about google type ads? Or search for ads pertaining to gw that'd pay? User Ariyen sig iconriyen 04:01, September 7, 2010 (UTC)


^--Oskar 16:24, August 23, 2010 (UTC)

Can't. Meeeeeeetiiinnnngsss. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:03, 23 August 2010 (UTC)
np, maybe later?--Oskar 17:04, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
After 3ish, probably. It's noon here now, so like 3-4 hours from now. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:05, 23 August 2010 (UTC)
will you be on 5 hours from now? house party 2 days ago and im still clearing up, but i'll have stopped by then to finish it tomorrow--Oskar 17:06, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
oh and btw what are the measurements for a short boxed beard?--Oskar 17:09, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
If you have to measure your beard, then you're doing it wrong. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 21:13, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

This worth anything? I'm bad at GW prices and shit. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 23:31, 23 August 2010 (UTC)

guru PC it? that aside, i'm inclined to say no because it's not max, but i don't play much so, meh. ~ PheNaxKian talk 23:38, August 23, 2010 (UTC)
I put the PC on guru. I seem to remember 15ar/Q7 shields being worth quite a bit. I figured this couldn't be terrible. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 00:25, 24 August 2010 (UTC) can add mods to non-inscribable items, right? Karate KJ for sig Jesus 00:27, 24 August 2010 (UTC)

Not shields. =/ You could still probably get between 30-50k for it, iirc. Daññy 06:37, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Shield handles iirc. Don't think there's anything else. ~ PheNaxKian talk 09:40, August 24, 2010 (UTC)


Can you delete both of my accounts, jjberks, and forgive. I'm spending no more than 10 mins on pvx a week, and don't find it necessary keeping either. Kinda dug my own hole on this site, so there isn't much holding me here. Thanks! —Forget 23:20, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

stay--Oskar 23:24, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
Nah, I'll come back to PVX when GW2 comes out. —Forget 23:26, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
gw2 is going to revolutionize gaming--Oskar 23:42, August 24, 2010 (UTC)
They were saying "no chat boxes, no 'go kill 10 harpies standing around in that field!'" but they had both in the demo, ups. — Maf so rational. 23:43, August 24, 2010 (UTC)

gw2 is gonna be shit, no heal/prot class, 6v6 GvG rofl. Meet me in TOR guys--TahiriVeila 00:24, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

or come AFK my last 20 15? days in EVE with me before I let my accounts go idle for a while. (well, that or i'll cancel my cable. still debating.) Daññy 07:33, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
I heard TOR turned out a WoW clone. :> --Myotheraccount 11:54, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
You heard wrong? Some retards are claiming that b/c there's a trinity system. But TOR has a a fast-paced combat system built for PvP, twitch-based space combat, instanced pvp and plans for tourament-style play, world pvp with objectives that affect gameplay, instanced PvE endgame, a wide range of companions (think heroes in GW), and over 200+ hours of pve content (all of which is completely voiced over) for each of 8 classes. And that's just what we know is gonna be in at launch sometime next may. Every game with a trinity-style pve system is WOW clone, c?--TahiriVeila 14:48, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
So, it's a WoW clone? :> Daññy 16:39, August 25, 2010 (UTC)

I have no idea who to respond to or how....but yeah, GW2 is going to suck. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 14:37, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Respond with "We can't delete accounts, don't be bad and just fuck off if you want to leave. If you want to make it permanent, scramble your own passwords." Misery 14:53, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Meh, I did essentially the same thing :D Karate KJ for sig Jesus 15:04, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Not really, he will bitch and whine now if he ever wants to come back and you will have to undo all that. If I ever perma someone "by request", it will not be undone by request. Misery 15:09, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Who said that I had to undo it? :D Karate KJ for sig Jesus 15:20, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Was the "email me if you want this undone" in the block message so you could go "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, WELL I'M NOT GOING TO BITCH! HOW DOES THAT FEEL?"? Misery 15:43, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Maaaaaybe. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 15:44, 25 August 2010 (UTC)
Yes. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 19:00, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
no it's I drove you out and I can let you back in for a down on your knees--XTREME 19:34, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
I believe KJ is perfectly capable of willing himself to orgasm. He doesn't need a dirty mouth to do it for him. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 19:52, August 25, 2010 (UTC)
Although it's nice to have the help. help, but help nonetheless. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:54, 25 August 2010 (UTC)

Page Deletion

Hey KJ,

Just wondering why about a day ago you deleted the N/Any OoB Support page:

deleted N/Any OoB Support deleted by Karate Jesus 1 day ago

If you thought it was a bad build, then talk about it on the Talk Page please. Angueo 04:27, August 28, 2010 (UTC)

He only deleted the redirect page. When you created the page you didn't follow naming rules so it was moved to a different name that followed protocol. The original page was left with a redirect to the current page, N/any OoB Support. Redirects clutter the wiki up, so we try to delete them as often as possible. It had nothing to do with the quality of your (admittedly bad) build--TahiriVeila 04:33, August 28, 2010 (UTC)
What he said. You might want to try understanding policies before telling me what to do in the future. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:04, 28 August 2010 (UTC)
Okay, didn't know. Angueo 19:10, August 28, 2010 (UTC)


perma ban me. --Novii 22:22, August 31, 2010 (UTC)

done. ~ PheNaxKian talk 22:26, August 31, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Phen. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 22:31, 31 August 2010 (UTC)

Annoying me on GWW

KJ so power abuse? ;o --Brandnew 20:58, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

Slightly, but check his talk page and his GWW contribs. He's an obv troll (and an annoying one). And like I said during the Physway fiasco, I don't care to put up with that shit anymore :D Karate KJ for sig Jesus 21:00, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Sorry, I skipped on the entire physway shit. This guy was a shitter anyway, so good job! Brandnew 21:02, September 2, 2010 (UTC)
Indeed! Karate KJ for sig Jesus 21:05, 2 September 2010 (UTC)
Brandnew has expert timing. Daññy 21:23, September 2, 2010 (UTC)

KJ McPerfect Sig

How do you modify the font/color of the timestamp? --That One Jai Anal Guy - 20:23, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

You have to put
in your custom signature field in the preferences, surrounded by font tags. ToraenTheJanitorToraenSig2 21:42, 5 September 2010 (UTC)
Thank you much. --That One Jai Anal Guy - 22:12, 5 September 2010 (UTC)
 :D Karate KJ for sig Jesus 22:43, 5 September 2010 (UTC)

singatures are for faggots ^____________^ --TahiriVeila 23:17, September 5, 2010 (UTC)


+2 is standard for what exactly?--Relyk talk 23:28, September 5, 2010 (UTC)

Breakpoint on Panic. That took like 2 seconds to figure out. --That One Jai Anal Guy - 23:56, 5 September 2010 (UTC)
+3 is also a breakpoint smartass--Relyk talk 01:02, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Panic recharges in 9 seconds with 13 FC, and lasts for 10 seconds at 15 Dom. You don't need to waste 35 more hp when you can maintain it at 15 Dom, Dumbass. --Jai. 02:21, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
If you're maintianing it, why the fuck do you have it? Also cut the pointless npas. Life Guardian 02:25, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
I must be missing something here. How is maintaining Panic a bad thing in any way? --Jai. 02:30, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Because if it's maintained, its not doing anything. Life Guardian 02:33, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
Are we talking about the same skill? There is no downside if Panic is maintained. It doesn't lose any effect if maintained. It continues to interupt mobs while maintained. Again, am I missing something? --Jai. 02:37, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
+2 is just what everyone runs, because it's the main breakpoint on Dom skills now. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 14:05, 6 September 2010 (UTC)
I always ran majors anyway, if not sups. But that's because I was best guildwarser ever. (Also, no one else was strong enough to dual sup PRage in AB. Pieway pew pew.) Daññy 19:15, September 6, 2010 (UTC)
The only breakpoint is panic, any other dom magic in pve scales linearly; it's not a big deal but why give up extra damage?--Relyk talk 20:29, September 6, 2010 (UTC)


Four Year Strong, strong beardcore <3--TahiriVeila 17:00, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Incorrect. This, my dear man, is beardcore:
LOOK AT THAT BEARD. (Also bearcore, but lol.) Daññy 19:18, September 6, 2010 (UTC)

Good God.... Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:25, 6 September 2010 (UTC)

BEARDCOREEEEEEEEEEE--TahiriVeila 03:30, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

So....apparently Duke Nukem Forever is actually real....

Yeah.....weird. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 03:09, 7 September 2010 (UTC)

and guildwars is actually fun!--Relyk talk 04:11, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
I lol'd when I heard it ;p --DANDY ^_^ -- 09:00, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
I swear it's true. There was a playable demo at PAX. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 14:24, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
Ye I can confirm, the guys at the gameshop I hang out at have played the beta or sth already. --DANDY ^_^ -- 17:54, September 7, 2010 (UTC) old news old ben yahtzee reviewed it ages ago! Frosty 22:04, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
Seen it. Iz hilarious. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 22:07, 7 September 2010 (UTC)
Wow i thought it was real until it said you used L1<->R1 to move...--Relyk talk 22:07, September 7, 2010 (UTC)
The bit with jimi hendrix at the end is fucking priceless Frosty 22:09, September 7, 2010 (UTC)

how the fuck

do you remove something that's coded into the skin's CSS?! seriously, unless they intentionally did it, I fail to see how they possibly did it D=. ~ PheNaxKian talk 16:18, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Remember when I said that we would lose some functionality with Monobook? Apparently this is what they meant. That's what I've gathered so far. They intended to implement the new skin at the same time, but they decided to do them in steps so they don't overload the server.
We may have to find a backup plan to Wikia. They're not exactly....polite about my suggestion that we regain functionality. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 16:20, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
....they're removing features that come with the skin... That's like.....I can't even think of something that stupid to compare it to!. And they're removing the PvX functionality so they're basically killing PvX off. ~ PheNaxKian talk 16:23, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
If either of you would be willing to contact Wikia and ask for all PvX-associated files and a dump of the database, we'll figure something out. Daññy 16:42, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
I'm pissed =\ ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 17:20, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Danny, I'm already negotiating with Wikia. Let me see what they say first. If they flat-out refuse to support us, then I'll get the files. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:37, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

So I herd u liek solutions

This javascript is working for us on Uncyclopedia. We like watchlists, too.

function doaddlilink(tabs, url, name, id) {
    var na = document.createElement('a');
    na.href = url; = id;
    var li = document.createElement('li');
    return li;

function fixLoader()
    var tabs = document.getElementById('p-personal').getElementsByTagName('ul')[0];
    doaddlilink(tabs, '/wiki/Special:Watchlist', 'watchlist', 'pt-watchlist');

var mybrowser = navigator.userAgent;
if( != -1)
    attachEvent('onload', fixLoader);
} else if( == -1) {
    document.addEventListener('load', fixLoader, false);
}else {
    document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', fixLoader, false);

Maybe it'll work here, too. Dexter111344 17:43, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

Many of us have added watchlists to our monobook.js, but I think Wikia gets pissed when we do it to the whole site. Then again, fuck Wikia. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:47, 8 September 2010 (UTC)
Well, if any of your users want to import that script, all they need to do is c/p:
document.write('<script type="text/javascript" src="'
  + '' 
  + '&action=raw&ctype=text/javascript&dontcountme=s"></script>');
Then, as always, press Ctrl F5. Dexter111344 17:54, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
Thanks, Dex. I'll let them know. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 17:55, 8 September 2010 (UTC)


or what ever he's called. When you block an IP of his, make sure the first checkbox is Unticked from now on. Oh, and if you ban an account, remember to block the IP =p. ~ PheNaxKian talk 18:05, September 8, 2010 (UTC)


Someone link me to our copies of the skill databases

And let me know if they're accurate. They're going to sync them today or tomorrow. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 20:25, 8 September 2010 (UTC)

User:TOR/gwbbcode. A quick glance at the histories suggests they're accurate. ~ PheNaxKian talk 20:35, September 8, 2010 (UTC)


About the deletion. I don't think it is just filling the option. As I said in the talk page, it doesn't use VoR like the VoR capper build to cap. but, using wastrel and interupts to cap. VoR and chaos storms could easily be interupted by mesmer NPCs. Also, cry of frustration & VoR makes no sense. Plus chaos storm create scattering.

So the concept is, the VoR capper is more of a VoR bar, but this is more of a Wastrels bar.

I don't see any anti-bomber skills in VoR capper's option either.

I hope you understand the difference.--Afya 19:22, September 9, 2010 (UTC)

...... Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:30, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
lol, w/e. I just think its a good build. idc much tbh XD
Probably a good opinion to have. Karate KJ for sig Jesus 19:44, 9 September 2010 (UTC)
ilu my bearded friend. ¬ Docta Rask Jenkins 20:42, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
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