Drunken Sex: <pvxbig> [build prof=W/Me tactics=12+1+1 swordsmanship=10+1 dominationmagic=8][frenzy][drunken blow][cry of frustration][panic][desperation blow][to the limit!][final thrust][blackout][/build] </pvxbig>

Trying-to-get-her-pregnant sex: <pvxbig> [build prof=R/W beast=11+1+1 tactics=10 swordsmanship=10][fertile season][companionship][balanced stance][charge!][frenzy][to the limit!][final thrust][thrill of victory][/build] </pvxbig>

Pregnancy: <pvxbig> [build prof=Me/any domination=12+1+1 illusion=12+1][wastrel's worry][visions of regret][frustration][shame][guilt][complicate][images of remorse][cry of frustration][/build] </pvxbig>

The Rapist: <pvxbig> [build prof=R/W expertise=10+1+1 beast=8+1 tactics=12 swordsmanship=2][Dodge][pounce][grapple][On Your Knees!][frenzy][brutal strike][final thrust][escape][/build] </pvxbig>

Giving Birth: <pvxbig> [build prof=Rt/Me domination=12 channeling=10+1+1 communing=8+1 restoration=2+1][cry of pain][agony][pain][anguished was lingwah][visions of regret][accumulated pain@0][life][mend body and soul][/build] </pvxbig>

While not really a joke, here's Hamlet, the abridged version.

<pvxbig> [build prof=Any/Any][apply poison][sneak attack][agony]["I Will Avenge You!"][Dash][wastrel's worry][impale][wastrel's collapse][Poison tip signet][Desperation Blow][troll unguent][edge of extinction]["You Will Die!"][Thrill of Victory]["Victory is Mine!"][wastrel's demise][/build] </pvxbig>

taken from GoD's joke page, most were made by me. except the hamlet one. IAmJebus sig2*Jebus* Is I 16:05, 14 July 2008 (EDT)

Hamlet is made by me. Sebsig seb2interwebs (ʞ1ɐʇ) 10:29, 28 July 2008 (EDT)
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