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i am a fag :) --Tai Sig 17:56, 24 February 2009

Fuck you infidel----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 18:02, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
 :o InfestedHydralisk 18:09, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

I am a fag. :3– talkInfidel sigcontribs 20:41, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

usofast Rickyvantof 21:51, 24 February 2009 (UTC)
inorite, I was at work and I said to myself, "I bet sexayrickay archived. When I get home, I'm calling first." so I did. – talkInfidel sigcontribs 23:20, 24 February 2009 (UTC)


CHEER UP RICKY CHEER UP RICKY CHEER UP RICKY CHEER UP RICKY CHEER UP RICKY Edit

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Rickyvantof 15:13, 25 February 2009 (UTC)

Rickyvantof 15:59, 27 February 2009 (UTC)

A brief look into the life of Rickyvantof Edit

Entry 1: Dear Diary, Dis is my furst entry here. Quite recently after I was powning high level bosses on Normal Mode PvE, some idiut on mai team suggested that i go on sum pvxwiki site becoz there are suppsed supphozed meant to be good buildz on dah site. After kicking him becoz of his belligerence I decided to check this site out and see what good buildz it had.

Entry 2: Dear Diary, I am amazed! yoo can actually submit your own buildz to the site and have it vetted gr8! I'm not sure weather to submit mai super-secret-uberr-leet 8 pve buildz becoz i don't want to bwing da price of ectooz down. That wuld be bad! But I still might do becoz i want my epeen to grow big and strong just like mai mummy sez I am!

Author's note; At this point in Rickyvantof's life, he does manage to submit 8 great PvE builds to the wiki, a previously unheard of feat. After all we all know that submitting great PvE builds is serious fucking business. /endsarcasm

Entry3: Dear Diry,I got me a bad idea! dere are some rumours bubbling around i'm a one-trick-pony and i can only submit pve builds! I can't have any of dat, therefore I have a master plan to end these rumours once and for all. it will take a lot of skill and patience somefink i believa i have plenty of! What it involves is observing a pro pvp team playing a build in HA and then quickly coypying the skillz down and den submitting them as my own!

Unfortunately, it was not as easy as it seemed for young Ricky due to the fact he had to face the mighty Frosty, this infamous master of observing pvp could copy a build down and submit it to pvxwiki in less times it takes for that black guy behind you to steal your wallet. Yeah that fast.

Finally, after years of trying, Ricky finally managed to copy down and submit a meta HA team build before the almighty Frosty could himself do it. Subsequently Ricky finally manages to get a great PvP build vetted. We rejoin him again...

Entry 4: Success! I did it! Now I am teh masta of pvp and pve! Now noone can doubt me n e more! And now to reaffirm my place at the head of this wiki i'm going to punish the rest of the pvx users for dey're bad gramma and be bad-tempered all day becoz all dey is submit shit is builds and I get angry coz my infinite patience is waning...

Amorality 20:23, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Life of Amorality:

Diary Entry #1: I guess my life is pointless enough that I wasted so much time writing shit about Rickyvantof, who has an awesome, sexy voice.

--☭Guild*talk* 20:25, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

It was a satisfying 10 minutes of my life. Amorality 20:26, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Lol you are so fucking sad in that case. --☭Guild*talk* 20:27, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
Not necessarily, I just came back from a hard days work in college. And decided to do something creative, i.e. annoy some random noob. I'm just your typical immature racist student. Amorality 20:33, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
As funny as that was, I do suggest you drop the subject before anything gets out of hand, since it obviously will now :/ Frostysig9000FrostytheAdmin 20:34, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
yes mista frosty sir Amorality 20:38, 2 March 2009 (UTC)
so much win :| Brandnew. 20:39, 2 March 2009 (UTC)

Wait...an author's note in a diary? What? Rickyvantof 06:34, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Now now, you stfu Amor. Ricky is in my guild, and I personally know that he's fucking terrible at Pve. So stop with the constant attacks before a black man (nigger? ;o) bans you. Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 06:37, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
My diary begs to differ. Rickyvantof 14:31, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
my one experience with Big in PvE was amazing. I threw up drunken master to run through to the next area where we were going to do something and he was complaining because he couldnt follow me fast enough and he was getting dogpiled by the mobs in my wake. Then he was worried about the possibility of 15% DP in NM :> - Panic sig7 14:39, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Big is amazing. I miss him so much in GW :( Rickyvantof 14:40, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Speaking of Big. He's a fgt and got bandned. want to hang out with my monk in 3 hours? She make you not die so much. - Panic sig7 14:45, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Racism is bad :( Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 14:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Sure and we can take 6 RoJ bitches and watch things die :) Rickyvantof 14:46, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Funny you mention that. The first thing I did when she got to LA was to grab Og, Talk, and Dunk and go rayway. I only had to change the build once if you don't include the run I got for ATFH. - Panic sig7 14:48, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
Its so awesome when they all use RoJ on the same target. Bigass jesusbeam is bigass. Rickyvantof 14:49, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
so i herd 700 armor ignoring damage was gud Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 14:50, 3 March 2009 (UTC)
I want to infuse in PvE.Lightningbolt siguɐɟɐʞıd 14:51, 3 March 2009 (UTC)

Because I love you Edit

Skill Updates Edit

PvE and PvP Edit

Assassin Edit
Elementalist Edit
  • Aura of Restoration Aura of Restoration: decreased Energy cost to 5; increased recharge to 12. Functionality changed to: "For 60 seconds, you gain 0...1...1 Energy and are healed for 200...440...500% of the Energy cost each time you cast a spell."
Mesmer Edit
  • Ether Feast Ether Feast: increased Health per Energy drained to 20...56...65.
  • Illusion of Haste Illusion of Haste: reduced the duration of the Crippled condition to 3 seconds.
Necromancer Edit
Warrior Edit
  • Defensive Stance Defensive Stance: decreased duration to 1...4...5 seconds; decreased armor gain to +10.
  • Disciplined Stance Disciplined Stance: decreased duration to 1...3...4 seconds; decreased armor gain to +10.
  • Distracting Strike Distracting Strike: functionality changed to: "If Distracting Strike hits, it deals no damage and interrupts target foe's action. If target foe has Cracked Armor, that skill is disabled for 20 seconds."
  • Flail Flail: decreased duration to 1...12...15 seconds.
  • Healing Signet Healing Signet: increased healing to 82...154...172.
  • Primal Rage Primal Rage: increased recharge to 15 seconds.
  • Shield Stance Shield Stance: decreased duration to 1...5...6 seconds.
  • Soldier's Defense Soldier's Defense: decreased duration to 1...4...5 seconds.

PvP Edit

Ranger Edit
  • Read the Wind (PvP): functionality changed to: "For 24 seconds, your arrows move twice as fast."
Ritualist Edit
  • Ancestors' Rage (PvP): increased duration to 3 seconds; decreased damage to 1...25...31.
  • Weapon of Warding (PvP): functionality changed to: "For 5...9...10 seconds, target ally has a Weapon of Warding, granting that ally +2...4...4 Health regeneration and a 50% chance to block. Weapon of Warding ends if that ally attacks."

~ Tycncookiesig Tycn [a] 11:09, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

<3 RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 11:10, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

GG at fucking over meta. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 11:12, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

healers covenant + aura of resto = lol wheres energy loss InfestedHydralisk 22:45, 6 March 2009 (UTC)

Assuming you want to go E/Mo healer. Dual Attunement, Aura + Flare = Positive energy gain I think :o ---Chaos- 09:49, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Then again, Mind Blast does that in one skill. Brandnew. 09:50, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
Then again, Brandnew is right. ---Chaos- 09:51, 7 March 2009 (UTC)
I lol'd. – talkInfidel sigcontribs 16:51, 7 March 2009 (UTC)


Ricky.Edit

Your. Mother. Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 22:09, 8 March 2009 (UTC)

Don't make me say it. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:11, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
I dare you. Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 22:12, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Owned. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:13, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
 :< you're not nice. Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 22:13, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Yes I am, I am very nice. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:14, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
well then, you have like a week to make me 100 zkeys. Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 22:16, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
YM RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:18, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
jinglebear InfestedHydralisk 22:23, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
What about it? RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:24, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
just give him 1, and hes happy InfestedHydralisk 22:42, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
Give who what? D: RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 22:50, 8 March 2009 (UTC)
give big a jinglebear dumb noober InfestedHydralisk 00:08, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
^ Big sadface sigBiggles Strongfist™ Sysop 00:16, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

WANT TO BUY Edit

Rubies & Sapphires plz RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 13:31, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

Vabbian armor is pretty :> RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 16:52, 9 March 2009 (UTC)

what prof/gender? --Darklɘs McChaosmongɘr Darwkchawossig 18:16, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
Rit male dyed pink RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 18:27, 9 March 2009 (UTC)
screens or it never happened ;o--Darklɘs McChaosmongɘr Darwkchawossig 20:22, 11 March 2009 (UTC)
tits or gtfo – talkInfidel sigcontribs 19:44, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
( . )( . ) --Darklɘs McChaosmongɘr Darwkchawossig 18:24, 13 March 2009 (UTC)

Nigger Edit

/wave --71.229 05:10, 11 March 2009 (UTC)

/wave RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 20:14, 12 March 2009 (UTC)
/wave ~ Big Big sadface sig sysop 20:15, 12 March 2009 (UTC)

Idea. Edit

I had what I thought was a good idea. I was thoroughly sick of myself; I was bored, angry and irritated with the person I had become. My early years had seemed quite promising, but when I realised exactly what that promise entailed, my enthusiasm for who I was died, as if introduced to a vacuum.
My idea was to reach down my throat with my fingers, grab hold of my insides, and pull them out of my mouth.

RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 16:33, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Do it. Brandnew. 16:41, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
But the text isn't mine, it's c/p'd. I thought it was pretty awesome. [1] <- sauce RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 16:49, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
Do it anyway. Brandnew. 16:52, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
You know I actually wondered how it's even possible to pull out your own insides through your mouth D: RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 16:55, 14 March 2009 (UTC)
what if u cut of some skin so u can see ur muscles =o Hydra 02:22, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Woopers don't have muscles silly! Frostysig9000FrostytheAdmin 02:27, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Down the throat would suffocate you, I'd go the other way first--Relyk 02:28, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
whats behind the wooper skin then =o Hydra 02:41, 15 March 2009 (UTC)
Cuteness. --Crowels[슴Mc슴]Mootles 19:59, 18 March 2009 (UTC)
instead, you should tie fishing wire around your neck and onto something high up, superglue your hands onto your head, and kick a chair out from yourself so it cuts your head off and makes it seem as if you've torn off your own head in a suicidal rage skakid9090 03:27, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
I might go try that one. Tomorrow's news headlines: "MAN RIPS OFF HIS HEAD WITH HIS OWN TWO HANDS." --Slurry. 13:13, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
Fishing wire won't cut through your neck though. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 10:55, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
piano wire then -- Star Star star 2 talk  11:02, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Fiber wire tbh. --Slurry. 19:59, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Guillotine? --- VipermagiSig -- (contribs) (talk) 20:20, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
Too obvious IMO. --Slurry. 19:07, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Be a man and cut of your head with a fucking spoon, note the 'fucking' partClose Impact 19:32, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

CuteMcCow

skakid9090 20:02, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Serious Fucking BusinessEdit

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Relyk srs

K Edit

Time for me to rge for a few months again ^_^/* RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 21:44, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

bb, can i use your account while i serve my 72h?--TahiriVeila 21:49, October 20, 2009 (UTC)

RICKY! Edit

<3----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 00:43, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

sup RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 00:50, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

wait, you are not dead? :/  Thomas So Dutch  00:54, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

I am undead. I made a snowman today...RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 00:59, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
Not that I'm not super thrilled or anything, but why come back to this stink hole?----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 17:55, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
Everyone sits at their computers during winters, and it's boring as hell. When they get desperate enough they start PvXing. Tai and Ricky as examples, even Grinch has been slightly more active. ---Chaos- (moo) -- 00:18, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

I like stink holes. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 01:43, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

<3----ﮎHædõ๘یíɳShadowsin sig 01:58, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
hello dutchmen Terran 02:02, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

CrazyPurse RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 02:09, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

i like your purse Terran 02:15, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
It's my purse, and it's gone berserk =/ ---Chaos- (moo) -- 17:06, December 25, 2009 (UTC)

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Rick New Challenger

I found this pig. It has no other home and was subject for slaughter, so I figured you could give it a good home. --Chaos? -- 15:25, March 11, 2010 (UTC)

oh helloEdit

i believe you are a fan of wooper?

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Maf so rational. 19:47, April 14, 2010 (UTC)

I'd do Woopergirl. RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 14:35, April 17, 2010 (UTC)

RICKY FUCKING VANTOF--TahiriVeila 04:37, September 8, 2010 (UTC)

THAT WOULD BE ME RickyRicksawsmfacevantof 06:43, October 1, 2010 (UTC)
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